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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 6h

You requested Florida 'do something'. Florida Man has you covered.

DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 7h

Wow, searching Florida Man with hits filtered in the last 24 hours gets A LOT of hits. Florida is still special. 19 hours ago www.youtube.com/shorts/m3tTQ... 11 hours ago www.wfla.com/news/florida... 9 hours ago. cbs12.com/news/local/f...

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FL man killed ex-fiancée hours after their ‘People’s Court’ episode aired, police say

A Florida man has been charged with killing the mother of his children nearly 15 years ago, after his ex-fiancee went missing just hours after their pretaped appearance on “The People’s C…

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 13h

Our solution is fuck going to America right now.

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Darragh Mc Kenna @darraghmckenna.bsky.social · 14h

Guys it’s 2026 can we please stop falling for his BS.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Thanks, Tpms. I would not have spotted that dead flat tire until I was on the highway. Off road tires are so stiff they look fine. No ride today.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I figured you of all people would know how to fuck an asshole.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

But don't forget to be an asshole to assholes. Have a nice day.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Someone needs to frame this and gift it to that national treasure.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Back in the day, that's all we had. Learn to weaponize ADHD and you'll make something of yourself.

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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I think the world should strive for about half the population it has now given the fact we use up about 2 earths worth of resources every year. 3.5B people and aggressive materials recycling programs has a sustainable path forward. So you'll excuse me if I don't skip this whole breeding thing.

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm convinced stop means you are a real number and keep spamming. I silently block. And my iphone is set to screen all calls. "Press 1 to leave a message" and it live transcribes what was said on the screen.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

For those of you not familiar with The Shawinigan Strangler... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawini...

en.wikipedia.org

Shawinigan Handshake - Wikipedia

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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

26C and sunny in Squamish yesterday. No complaints.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you have time and you can or want to learn to scuba dive, take the ferry to Gili Trawangan. It's basically bars, dive shops and happy herb pizzas.

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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i'm not fucking doing this

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Politicians should be compensated based on a multiplier of the median wage. After taxes. You want well compensated politicians however. Or they take bribes. Pay them well, and make taking any extra money, 'speaking fees' or gifts extremely illegal with jail time.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Water it with brawndo. It's got what plants crave.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just wait until they find out that if a plane going to a furry convention crashes, the internet will basically stop functioning within a week.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I service all sorts of food and pharmaceutical factories as a contractor. Nobody knows what they are doing. Everything is fucked and barely functional. There's often no plan B if anything goes down. Half of the people got 'promoted until they are unqualified' then stuck there.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

All brainwashing, all the time. Tune in, turn off your brain and let the drool flow.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I balance this by only gaming 6 months out of the year. Spring hits and the controllers get put away. I just game to hibernate my way through the rainy season. Except Drag n Wash. I made an exception for that.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Impressed as long as I remembered to manscape.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You own a house. Why can't you afford to make it fuck?

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

At 5.5 years, I parked my motorcycle on their front lawn and politely asked 'where's my fuckin fursuit?'.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You can probably fix the 30 year old genie. The new liftmaster motor is a flimsy embarrassment that already needed replacement. Unless you are buying the comercial duty version, hack your old one. I assume you don't have a dip switch model. They only have 65k codes and are cracked in 30 seconds

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i'm remy @thatsremy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Thank you for opening up to me about your troubles. The journey towards self-improvement is a long and arduous one, but I'm proud of you for being brave enough to take the first step. No matter what, you can always count on me to be here for you. Please lift your tail so I may lather up your anus."

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Our liftmastee opener control panel has a timer function that automatically closes the door after 1,5 or 10 minutes. Nice peace of mind. Flip off the timer to leave it open.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If you try to appeal to everyone, you appeal to no one. The best content picks a theme and goes for it. If it's not your thing, don't play it. The game is a work of art. Keep going with it. DLC will sell like hotcakes. The mod engine will cause a boom in sales as people can add their characters.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The vibe needs a subtle little sticker from a lube company installed near the badge.

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Procyon @procyon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

There's a company for everything...

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Unless he has video and iron clad proof of you 'acting aggressively' it is your word against his and you can turn around and claim he lied and is falsely harassing you with a claim that it didn't happen as revenge for the accident. Also, own twin camera dash cams. Video does a lot.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Swearing is freedom of speech. Read the LOCAL laws carefully about calling the local police for a minor fender bender if you have already swapped insurance information and made a reasonable attempt to start an insurance claim. Never take what cops say at face value, they are often incorrect.

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DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 (Lummox) @dragonmyass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It has the optional squeak and rattle t-roof option.

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