dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 15htrue story: the TSA agent made me prove there was nothing in my pocket because she could see my cock print 020
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 16hthis office has a slide that takes you from the top floor to the building entrance 030
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 16hthey really crush the original series to the point where they feel like 2 different things 110
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 19hI’m actually living in a DFW/DeLillo scenario this week. Like I want to write about it because it’s real but it’s ground that’s already been covered 010
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026first of all, in the straight community it’s frowned upon to have sex with your friends 1111
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the company flew me to Texas for a big workshop day and the office is closed due to an operational emergency lol 000
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Pound Town was lost to history like Atlantis or El Dorado 000
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026say what you will, this is like the platonic ideal of the msnbc brunch crowd post 010
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the souls of the damned scream from my iphone hidden folder 000
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026come over later? I’ll make it worth your while. that’s right, I have a membership discount at Anthology Film Archives 051
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026yes I still bring bottles of vitamin water or Gatorade with vodka in them to the movies like a teenager. it’s called being frugal 000
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026a minor thing, but you have to believe they ChatGPT'd that flat looking logo too 000
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026work is flying me out to Texas this week, a state I swore I’d never set foot in 120
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026proud to announce that I've received tenure at Depression University 010
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I was the catastrophically shy child who couldn't order food for himself. I still have trouble with small talk and new people. but you get over it. this is like demanding to eat chicken nuggets forever after trying broccoli once. it's not good for you! 0772
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'd really like to know why there is such a push to ensure you never have to interact with another person ever again. And I have weird social hang ups sometimes. I get it. but to want this is something very different 621831
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026trying to keep a straight face as the instructor advises that I ensure “the vice has a tight grip on my wood” 000
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I want to read the article about people getting dumped by their significant others because of their AI obsession 000
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love becoming a member at local independent art institutions. yes I will pay a bunch of money up front to stop by all year 010
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't really talk about wrestling on here since that's not My Audience but I am so very sad about Pac. I watched him wrestle for over 10 years and he was one of the best to do it 000
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026oh you have a boyfriend? well what if I beat him up and fuck him? what then? 020
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026famous last words, but where's this big storm they shut everything down for? 100
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026(lying next to you in bed) I donno, I feel like you didn't really think through the UX 000
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I went up to someone taking a picture of the sunset and said "tragic isn't it? as beautiful as it is, a photograph could never capture it." 000
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Claude, what should I do with Claude? Make no mistakes and generate 10 billion dollars 070
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'll put it to you like this. I get a million emails and meetings put on my calendar telling me "I have to use AI" from the executives but no one can actually tell me how. I'm supposed to figure it out for them 160
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026(sending out a Partiful update text) sorry for the late notice everyone, but can you get here at 8:30 instead? I gotta jack off 000
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026where there’s smoke, there’s fire. unless the fire would be inconvenient. in which case I’m sure there is some other explanation for the smoke 001
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Breaking Bad at 1 is crazy to me. It doesn’t hold up at all imo 010
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hochul obviously doesn’t excite me at all but I have such a visceral hatred for Nassau County that I feel compelled to vote against Blakeman 010
Reposted by dragonettiO F SCARY @ossuary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think a lot about how the threat of climate change is the threat of the ideological collapse of industrialization. The promise was that pollution, deforestation, disconnection from traditional crafts were all for a greater good and now, instead, the bill is due. 071
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026there’s a fine line and sometimes you fall on the wrong side 000
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026when I have no idea what I’m reading is about, I default to calling it “experimental literature” and move on 110
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026we’re getting closer to something terrible. or amazing 030
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026a milf that's 10 years younger than me. how did I get this old? 010
Reposted by dragonettiJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3460311484
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm one of the most unmemorable people to have ever lived. I'll see someone three times and they'll tell me "nice to meet you!" each time and I just go along with it 000
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026your enemies beat you up, my enemies beat me off. it’s about respect 000
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I feel like we have bi visibility day every 3 months. like we get it, you'll fuck anything that moves (not me, of course) 041
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026(visibly spacing out in my weekly manager 1:1) and sometimes I find myself fantasizing about ripping myself apart. like tearing into my face 010
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026publishing is a commercial endeavor. surely your big brain can extrapolate from there 020
dragonetti @dragonetti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026all the crying and whining about The State of Literature comes down to cold hard facts: how many people read, what books are those people buying, what demographics are those people. there, mystery solved 120
