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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 2h
You can make a quick trick chick stack. You can make a quick trick clock stack.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 6h
Hop, hop, hop! I am a Yop All I like to do is hop, From finger top to finger top. I hop from left to right and then… Hop, hop! I hop right back again. I like to hop all day and night. From right to left and left to right. Why do I like to hop, hop, hop? I do not know. Go ask your Pop.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 10h
Then the North-Going Zax puffed his chest up with pride. "I never," he said, "take a step to one side. And I'll prove to you that I won't change my ways If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!"
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 14h
“SILENCE!” the King of the Turtles barked back. “I’m king, and you’re only a turtle named Mack.” “You stay in your place while I sit here and rule. I’m the king of a cow! And I’m the king of a mule! I’m the king of a house! And a bush! And a cat! But that isn’t all. I’ll do better than that!
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 18h
“Now here is the Z You can’t see,” said the Cat. “And I bet you can’t guess What he has in his hat! “He has something called voom. Voom is so hard to get, You never saw anything Like it, I bet.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 22h
On the last day of summer, ten hours before Fall, My grandfather took me out to the wall . For a while he stood silent. Then finally he said, With a very sad shake of his very old head, “As you know, on this side of the Wall we are Yooks. On the far other side of this Wall live the Zooks.”
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Every worm on a fishhook is safe for the night. Every fish in the sea is too sleepy to bite. Every whale in the ocean has turned off his spout. Every light between here and far Foodle is out.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What was the Lorax? And why was it there? And why was it lifted and taken somewhere from the far end of town where the Grickle-grass grows? The old Once-ler still lives here. Ask him. He knows.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A wonderful something that happens each year to the horns of all moose and the horns of all deer. Today was the day, Thidwick happened to know… … That OLD horns come off so that NEW ones can grow!
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We took a look. We saw a Nook. On his head he had a hook. On his hook he had a book. On his book was "How to Cook" We saw him sit and try to cook But a Nook can't read, so a Nook can't Cook. SO… What good to a Nook is a hook cook book?
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Don’t ask me,” he laughed. “Why, you know that I can!” Then he picked up the rug And away the cat ran.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well… An hour or so later The bug heard a squeak, And he heard the small voice of a Tree Spider speak.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And often she wishes that, when they were born, She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I laughed at the Lorax, "You poor stupid guy! You never can tell what some people will buy."
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Then he shut up the Things In the box with the hook. And the cat went away With a sad kind of look.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A reindeer hates the way it feels To pull a thing that runs on wheels. He'd be much happier, instead, If he could pull a fancy sled.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Today you are you! That is truer that true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's nothing to tell of, That won't do, of course… Just a broken-down wagon That's drawn by a horse. That can't be my story. That's only a start. I'll say that a ZEBRA was pulling that cart! And that is a story that no one can beat, When I say that I saw it on Mulberry Street
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But now what worries me is this . . Mulberry Street runs into Bliss. Unless there's something I can fix up, There'll be an awful traffic mix-up!
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And, while we are at it, consider the Schlottz, the Crumple-horn, Web-footed, Green-bearded Schlottz, whose tail is entailed with un-solvable knots. If he isn't muchly more worse off than you, I'll eat my umbrella. That's just what I'll do.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The instant I'd finished, I heard a ga-Zump! I looked. I saw something pop out of the stump of the tree I'd chopped down. It was sort of a man. Describe him?… That's hard. I don't know if I can.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They snatched Horton’s clover! They carried it off To a black-bottomed eagle named Vlad Vlad-i-koff, A mighty strong eagle, of very swift wing, And they said, “Will you kindly get rid of this thing?”
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“You just run to the wall like a nice little man. Drop this bomb on the Zooks just as fast as you can. I have ordered all Yooks to stay safe underground While the Bitsy Big-Boy Boomeroo is around.”
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Those stars weren’t so big. They were really so small. You might think such a thing wouldn’t matter at all. But, because they had stars, all the Star-Belly Sneetches Would brag, “We’re the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would not, could not, in the dark.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He snapped, "I am the Lorax who speaks for the trees which you seem to be chopping as fast as you please.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Midwinter Jicker came early this year And it's not going to be very comfy 'round here. Any fool would get out! So I've packed up my things And I'm off to my granddaddy's, out in Palm Springs.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“It is good I have some one To help me,” he said. “Right here in my hat On the top of my head!
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Then I found a great flock of South-West-Facing Cranes And I guess they've got something that’s wrong with their brains.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And so I said, "Mister, please, when do we get To that wonderful town? Aren't we almost there yet?" "Young fellow," he told me, "don't start in to stew. At sunrise, we'll drive into Solla Sollew, And you'll have no more troubles. I promise. I do."
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“I wish she’d come back ‘Cause I’m cold and I’m wet. I hope that that Mayzie bird doesn’t forget.”
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That Sam-I-am That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So, gently, and using the greatest of care, The elephant stretched his great trunk through the air, And he lifted the dust speck and carried it over And placed it down, safe, on a very soft clover.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They asked in a fox, who jumped in from the trees, they asked in some mice and they asked in some fleas. They asked a big bear in and then, if you please, came a swarm of three hundred and sixty-two bees!
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Then those Things ran about With big bumps, jumps and kicks And with hops and big thumps And all kinds of bad tricks. And I said, "I do NOT like the way that they play If Mother could see this, Oh, what would she say!"
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A Mr. and Mrs. J. Carmichael Krox Have just gone to bed near the town of Fort Knox. And they, by the way, have the finest of clocks.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I never heard such whimpering And I began to see That I was just as strange to them As they were strange to me!
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everywhere, creatures are falling asleep. The collapsible Frink just collapsed in a heap. And, by adding the Frink to the others before, I am able to give you the who's-asleep-score:
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Then, of course from THEN on, as you probably guess, Things really got into a horrible mess.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
From sun in the summer. From rain when it’s fall-ish, I’m going to protect them. No matter how small-ish!”
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who sews whose socks? Sue sews Sue's socks.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would you like a fine pet? Well, that’s just what you’ll get. I’ll get you the fanciest pet ever yet!
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree? I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is very big news. It's important to know. And that's why I'm bothering telling you so.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They bumped me with bikes And they banged me with dishes. I ran into ladders, Beds, bottles, and fishes. I skidded on garbage. I fell in a horn. Then I wished I had never been born!
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Then she got an idea! "Now I know what I'll do, I'll grow a tail better than Lolla-Lee-Lou!"
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Through the years, while my buildings have fallen apart, I've worried about it with all of my heart.
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And there I was! Caught in the Snide! And in that dreadful place Those spooky, empty pants and I were standing face to face!
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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mr. Fox, sir, I won't do it. I can't say. I won't chew it.
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