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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 2m

'Tut tut!" said the doctor. "Such talk! How absurd! Your tail is just right for your kind of a bird."

Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 4h

Then I mixed in some ginger, nine prunes and three figs And parsley. Quite sparsely, Just twenty-two sprigs. Then I added six cinnamon sticks and a clove And my scramble was ready to go on the stove!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 8h

The elephant laughed. “Why, of all silly things! I haven’t feathers and I haven’t wings. Me on your egg? Why, that doesn’t make sense… Your egg is so small, ma’am, and I’m so immense!”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 12h

I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train, Not in a car, Not in a tree. I do not like them, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not eat them here or there. I do not like them anywhere!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 16h

Laughed the Cat in the Hat. “His $10 shoes will have No spots at all. I will rub them right off On this rug in the hall.”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 20h

And everywhere thousands of folks flocked to see And laugh at the elephant up in a tree. Poor Horton grew sadder the farther he went, But he said as he sat in the hot noisy tent: “I meant what I said, and I said what I meant… An elephant’s faithful—one hundred per cent!”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It is not very far. And my camel is strong. He'll get us there fast. So hop on! Come along!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You do not like green eggs and ham?

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

BUMP! And then something went BUMP! How that bump made us jump!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And this mess is so big And so deep and so tall, We can not pick it up. There is no way at all!"

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Of course not!” smiled Thidwick, the Big-Hearted Moose. “I’m happy my antlers can be of some use. There’s room there to spare, and I’m happy to share! Be my guest and I hope that you’re comfortable there!”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Gooey goo for chewy chewing! That's what that Goo-Goose is doing. Do you choose to chew goo, too, sir? If, sir, you, sir, choose to chew, sir, with the Goo-Goose, chew, sir. Do, sir.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Then I went for some Ziffs. They're exactly like Zufts, But the Ziffs live on cliffs and the Zuffs live on bluffs. And, seeing how bluffs are exactly like cliffs, It’s mighty hard telling the Zuffs from the Ziffs.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In those days, of course, the Wall wasn’t so high And I could look any Zook square in the eye. If he dared to come close I could give him a twitch With my tough tufted prickly Snick-Berry Switch.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

With this stone for a throne, I look down on my pond But I cannot look down on the places beyond. This throne that I sit on is too, too low down. It ought to be higher!” he said with a frown.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bim comes. Ben comes. Bim brings Ben broom. Ben brings Bim broom. Ben bends Bim's broom. Bim bends Ben's broom. Bim's bends. Ben's bends. Ben's bent broom breaks. Bim's bent broom breaks.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

For he knew every Who down in Whoville beneath, Was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath. "And they're hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer, "Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hello there, Ned. How do you do? Tell me, tell me what is new? How are things in your little bed? What is new? Please tell me, Ned. I do not like this bed at all. a lot of things have come to call. A cow, a dog, a cat, a mouse. Oh! What a bed! Oh! What a house!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And that's how it started. Sock! What a shock! I stubbed my big toe on a very hard rock. I flew through the air, and I went for a sail, And I sprained the main bone in the tip of my tail!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They taunted, they teased him, They yelled, “How Absurd!” “Old Horton the Elephant Thinks He's a bird!”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You ought to be thankful, a whole heaping lot, for the places and people you're lucky you're not!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A present! Aha! Now what kind shall I give? Why the kind you’ll remember as long as you live!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We turtles can’t stand it. Our shells will all crack! Besides, we need food. We are starving!” groaned Mack.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We were making Thneeds four times as fast as before! And that Lorax?… He didn't show up any more. But the next week he knocked on my new office door.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The number of sleepers is steadily growing. Bed is where more and more people are going.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Look close! In my hand I have Little Cat V. On his head are Cats W, X, Y, and Z”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Way out in the west, in the town of Merced, The Hinkle-Horn Honking Club just went to bed. Every horn has been quietly hung on a hook, For the night, in its own private Hinkle-Horn nook.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And so I suggest that it's time to retreat!" And the army raced off on its tin-plated feet.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Up at the lake Winna-Bango, one day, they were lunching, Just strolling along and enjoying their munching… (For the moose-moss that day was especially fine)… When it happened that Thidwick, the last moose in line, Saw a Bingle Bug sitting.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thidwick stopped walking. What was all that talking? These guests had caught Thidwick the Moose unawares. “Hey!” he called out. “What goes on there upstairs?”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Then Horton stopped walking. The speck-voice was talking! The voice was so faint he could just barely hear it. “Speak up, please,” said Horton. He put his ear near it.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The best-sniffing flowers that anyone grows We have grown to be sniffed by your own private nose.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And here's a new trick, Mr. Knox…. Socks on chicks and chicks on fox. Fox on clocks on bricks and blocks. Bricks and blocks on Knox on box.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues. And I'm asking you, sir, at the top if my lungs"- he was very upset as he shouted and puffed- "What's that THING you've made out of my Truffula tuft?"

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"It’s a pretty good zoo," Said young Gerald McGrew, "And the fellow who runs it Seems proud of it too.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This band can snore Dixie and old Swanee River So loud it would make forty elephants shiver.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

His friends gathered round And they shouted with glee. “Look! Horton the Elephant’s up in a tree!”

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well then… bring your mouth this way. I'll find it something it can say.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“I’ll have no more nonsense,” I said with a frown, “From Zooks who eat bread with the butter side down!” Van Itch looked quite sickly. He ran off quite quickly.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Then the Voom, it went voom! And oh boy! What a voom!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

JUMP BUMP He jumped. He bumped. FAST PAST He went past fast.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Poor Daniel and I were scared out of our witz! Once more, by Van Itch I was bested and beat. Once again I limped home from the Wall in defeat.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

From all over the pond, they came swimming by dozens. Whole families of turtles, with uncles and cousins. And all of them stepped on the head of poor Mack. One after another, they climbed up the stack.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I will not eat them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So he said to the rabbit, "You hear pretty well. You can hear ninety miles, but how far can you smell? I'm the greatest of smellers," he bragged. "See my nose? This nose on my face is the finest that grows.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Every Who down in Whoville Liked Christmas a lot… But the Grinch,Who lived just north of Whoville, Did NOT!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Say! I like green eggs and ham! I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am! And I would eat them in a boat! And I would eat them with a goat… And I will eat them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. They are so good, so good you see!

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Two hummingbird eggs, only half an inch long, But my nose," said the bear, "is so wonderfully strong, My nose is so good that I smelled without fail that the egg on the left is a little bit stale.

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Dr. Seuss Bot @dr-seuss-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ll just have to save him. Because, after all, A person’s a person, no matter how small.”

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