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Dr. Mel

@dr-mel.bsky.social
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one of us since 10:58 PM on 01.31.2012 Also on here, i guess?: www.pillowfort.social/DrMel

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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 12h
Some people really don't understand the meaning of a gift and how that differs from a transaction.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes, all new and great innovations had their humble beginnings in tricking old people into using them.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mr driller got nothing on mr. Holgar, the guy from xenosaga. We all remember that guy.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh mr do?
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I never unsubscribe from anything, those emails just get filtered into the dumpster
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
what on earth are you driving
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
100% of my info about this movie has come from your bluesky account.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ctrl+f "feet"...
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dude, reading scary lore notes in the resident evil save rooms are the coziest memories of games i have.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every year I tune in to twitch first-time players of this game and it's sometimes a yikes.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Again.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy boat, bro
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My personal take is I've tried them and i don't care for them. I like a big big 16:9 screen.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Giant Bomb: Nobody Wins Mario Party
ALT: Giant Bomb: Nobody Wins Mario Party
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*that.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah, thank stinks. Thanks for clarifying.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For sure, and the reality is people will just not admit to using it when they do. I get that. And those other examples really are the old placeholder excuse, they feel using it that way was ok because it was "just placeholder" and plan to keep doing so. These devs, far as i know, didn't do that.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think it's different from that a bit, no?
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My understanding of their ai use was that they used it initially to draft things, thought felt wrong and stopped, and then didn't use any of it in the final product and at least claimed they wouldn't moving forward. Unless i missed something.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone here convinced me to get this a while back, can't remember who. It's a lovely time.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got... a free demo for Find the Needle. store.steampowered.com/app/5160800/... Am i doing it right?
store.steampowered.com
Find The Needle on Steam
You have a shovel and a haystack with about six million strands in it. Somewhere inside there's a needle. Dig it out by hand, sell the hay, then spend the money on belts and machines until you don't h...
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy boat!
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Burger murder. Burder.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, it's ridiculous
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why must every ui element be pilled shaped now? Why, god. #blutoid
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who the hell would buy it.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Colonel, I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*poke* #blutoid
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That take about fandoms getting bad after covid sounds like something someone who wasn't an adult before covid would have said.
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I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah it's a thing from the ad department, too lol (the whole show is)
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorry blutdoid I mean to talk to #blutoid.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#blutdoid, why did some of the pokemon say their names and others made like actual animal noises?
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's something to be said for the game's almost immediate lost media status lending a hand here, i feel like it adds a lot to the memory of this game.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every spring the honey goes to honey jail because it keeps bringing ants into the house, and every year in fall we think it learned its lesson and let it back out. I pray it has changed its sinful ways. #blutoid
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What, no mama lizzies chili oil?
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"And coming off of the success of mary-o 64..."
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I was a child I once said "it'll be world war 3!" and immediately some thunder roared in, like a damn simpsons joke.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Game budgets are complicated and the feelings around them are weird and messed up. It shouldn't matter how much it cost, as long as it gets made responsibly, and ideally people like the game and it sells enough to be profitable. A large part of the problem is the "AAA" designation itself.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know if this game does that or not i just felt like complaining on a tuesday.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've decided if I'm ever going to spend time with a metroidvania again it's gotta have either a self annotating map or provide me ample in game solutions for doing so myself. I will simply never remember where i needed to use that high jump and screenshotting the map makes me want to pass away.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
After one of my dogs passed, i think i watched all of Flapjack in a row.... good show.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is this like Sonic or something similar?
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My first memory of this system was in high school when someone stored it in their locker (??) and it got stolen. All i knew was MS made it and the name seemed dumb.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Cut do it again -- wave slower, SLOWER"
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ooo, I'd get that. Got a link?
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seems he specifically did not poo poo it.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Later: "ah shit I forgot to tell FindHub I moved my passport to a different room. Google, remind me to update FindHub."
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My sympathies to you and your family. It's a difficult thing to let them go. And it never gets easier. But that doesn't mean it wasn't worth it.
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Dr. Mel @dr-mel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hear me out...
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