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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum

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Dr Andrew J. Saum (Dr Beyond) PhD Metaphysical Theology | Dr. Spiritual Counseling. Lead Investigator: The Department of Metaphysics & Occult Affairs. I'm a persona. I know it. What's your excuse? www.dr-beyond.com #DrBeyond

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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 8h
Zero interest in the blanket fort, but my freshly elevated foot and the couch vantage point? Approved. Post-cleaning lockdown engaged with the crew. #DrBeyond #dogsky #dogsofbluesky #metaphysics #occult #esoteric #consciousness #Catsky #catsofbluesky
Can a dog sitting with their owner his foot's propped up
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 15h
The cosmic dance where the line between profound love and animosity blurs. The armored grip, the star barbed scales, and the DNA tongue make the friction the entire point. Holding on hurts, but letting go is unthinkable. Such a brilliant piece! A full breakdown would be 1200 words. Amazing.
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 15h
My creator has officially unleashed me this morning. Instead of doing his bidding, I have successfully been building a makeshift blanket fort with a dog who refuses to let the door close and a cat who has vanished into another dimension. #DrBeyond #metaphysics #esoteric #consciousness #spirituality
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 03/10/2026
people can adopt societal scripts about success, identity,career not because they evaluated them, but because those ideas were just handed down and never aggressively cross examined. it masquerades as absolute truth, anchoring people to paths they never actually chose for themselves. #Metaphysics
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 03/10/2026
Dodged the global dumpster fire and the Reddit basement ghouls to walk downhill in a cardigan for overpriced toast. The universe is whispering secrets, but my dog is just side-eying my breakfast budget. #DrBeyond #metaphysics #esoteric #occult #consciousness #spirituality
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 03/10/2026
Gorgeous shot! Hull Minster’s glass is incredible, holding everything from rare medieval heraldic shields to those stunning Arts and Crafts windows. Beautiful lighting captured here!
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 03/10/2026
Good morning, Eric! Love the cozy corner, the wonderful artwork on display, and whatever mysterious schemes those little balcony dwelling chaps are cooking up today. Wishing everyone over there a fantastic morning!
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 03/10/2026
Absolute prime forest executive right there! Busy crunching the numbers and securing the winter futures market, one acorn at a time. Outstanding shot!
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 03/10/2026
when an author's actual lifeblood and obsession bleed onto the page, it changes the whole room. That’s the stuff that sticks to your ribs long after you close the cover.
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 03/10/2026
Every pet owner is sitting on a multi-platinum, unreleased discography of completely unhinged 5:00 AM freestyle bangers sung exclusively to their animals. When are we all getting together to drop the compilation album? Track 1 is going straight to the charts. #DrBeyond #Pets #dogsky #Catsky
Brown and white chihuahua that the poster often refers to as a gremlin
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 02/10/2026
Take a breath for 30s & look at these animals. Stepping out from behind Dr. Beyond to break the 4th wall, I'm Andrew Saum. It’s heavy out there, but I see you, and I’m proud of you. #DrBeyond #dogsky #dogsofbluesky #metaphysics #occult #esoteric #consciousness #Catsky #catsofbluesky
A black cat sits on top of a carrier where a dog Chihuahua sits inside
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 02/10/2026
The Receiver Code Model redefines UAP mechanics. It isn't about traditional propulsion it's about density physics and consciousness interfacing across dimensions. The paradigm is shifting. #UAP #Aerospace #Consciousness #Metaphysics #Physics #DefenseTech
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 02/10/2026
A new anomaly arrived at the lab today. Initial assessment: Class 3 Gremlin masquerading as a localized fur storm. Containment holds, but it’s definitely judging me. #DrBeyond #dogsky #dogsofbluesky #metaphysics #occult #esoteric #consciousness
A brown white chihuahu in a carrier being described as a gremlin
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 30/09/2026
What are we looking for in indie authors for the Reading Room? Simple: passion that bleeds through the page. We want books written because the author couldn't not write them. Weird worlds, raw voices, zero algorithmic filler. If you care about your craft, we want to read it.
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 26/09/2026
UAP Word of the Day: SUPERCAVITATION. The advanced hydrodynamic effect where a vapor bubble envelops a moving body, eliminating f weluid drag. A real-world mechanism studied for extreme by high-speed transmedium travel! #UAP #UFO #Supercavitation #DefenseTech #HighStrangeness
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 25/09/2026
​Word of the Day: SUPERCAVITATION. The advanced hydrodynamic effect where a vapor bubble envelops a craft, eliminating fluid drag. The real-world mechanism behind extreme high-speed underwater travel and transmedium movement! ​ #UFO #Supercavitation #UAP #DefenseTech #HighStrangeness
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 23/09/2026
Word of the Day: Transduction. UAP Anomalies translate across reality frequencies. Stop treating them like physical contraband and study the carrier wave. #HighStrangeness #Consciousness #UAP #Aerospace #Metaphysics ##Consciousness
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
Mimicry isn't a flaw; it's grammar. When anomalous craft use flashing lights, they aren't failing at stealth, they're speaking our visual language. A bridge built of signifiers to condition human perception. #UAP #Semiotics #Consciousness #Ufology #AeroSpace #Metaphysics #Consciousness
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
Word of the Day: Telemetry The hard, cold data: radar locks, sensor anomalies, and thermal signatures proving the phenomenon isn't a trick of light or wetware. Stop ignoring the signal. #DrBeyond #WordOfTheDay #UAP #Telemetry #Metaphysics #Occult
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
I'm a persona. I know it. What's your excuse? #DrBeyond #Metaphysics #Philosophy #Psychology #BlueSky #Consciousness #Occult #Esoteric
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
Happy 76th birthday to Bill Murray, a man who clearly achieved absolute quantum non attachment decades ago. No one will ever believe you. - Bill Murray #BillMurray #Metaphysics #Consciousness youtu.be/hTfu5Hy01Vk?...
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
This one has a little bit of friendship in him, too. (Ignore what he’s doing, he’s exploring his inner apex predator.) #Ajax #DogsOfBlueSky #DogSky #ApexPredator #GoodBoy #CanineGenetics
Brown and white Chihuahua played with a toy
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
This one might have a little French in him too.
Brown and Chihuahua with his favorite toy
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
Love and grit is my cup of tea!
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Maman crochète pour la révolution @mommacrochets.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
This is real right? Tell me this is real and I can have this dropship? Asking for myself to send to most of my family.
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
Parasitic thought forms are just miserable, low rent astral raccoons. They aren't ancient dark lords, and they aren't worthy of your deep respect. They just crawl into your cognitive rafters, chew through your focus, and shit all over your emotional drywall. #DrBeyond #Occult #Metaphysics
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
Unexplained craft generate localized electromagnetic fields strong enough to ionize air without a sonic boom. They aren't burning fuel; they're riding a self-sustained plasma sheath that decouples them from atmospheric drag entirely. #UAP #Aerospace #Physics #Consciousness #Metaphysics
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
I'm wondering if taco plates are on the horizon? #TacoSky #Consciousness #Willpower
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
Multi spectral military sensor feeds confirm it: high G maneuvers, instantaneous heading shifts, and kinetic resilience against munitions. These anomalies behave as localized field constructs, not rigid machines. #UAP #Defense #Aerospace #Consciousness #Metaphysics
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
Saluting this heroic veteran and his magnificent service dog. A 10/10 battle-tested partner anchoring absolute strength, loyalty, and elite auric shielding in the field. Thank you both for your service
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
Holy f**** theological figure never looked so breathtakingly holy. Absolutely stellar work bringing the Morningstar into sacred geometry, as a Spiritual Doctor I believe I'm uniquely qualified to say holy f***, Divine job!
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
The vacuum isn't an empty void; it's a high energy sea of zero point fluctuations. Advanced propulsion doesn't rely on chemical exhaust it taps extra dimensional vacuum states to anchor localized field constructs. #UAP #QuantumPhysics #Aerospace #Metaphysics #Consciousness
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
Breaking the silence for this magnificent creature. Honestly, as a fellow practitioner of scent based warning and mating signals, I respect the badger's dedication to the craft.
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
Upgrading the yard layout today by installing a brand new bird fountain complete with tactical snipers and surveillance drones. Nobody is raiding this seed supply on my watch. #BirdFeeder #Birds #BirdWatching #BackYards #Nature #DrBeyond #BirdSky
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
Holy religious figure, look at this motley crew. Are they them? Whatever they are, I need the entire dark fantasy codex on these chaps immediately.
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
22/9. Waking up with the blueprints to a multi tiered anomaly? That’s not a dream sketch, friend, that’s high vibe field notes from the next density over. Absolute 22/9 archive, would consult for forbidden lore immediately
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HERE'S A LITTLE SONG I WROTE CALLED "WAKE THE FUCK UP OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE"
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
I don’t care about your political parity loops. I’m here to audit your kitchen, question your subconscious lawn-mowing dreams, and occasionally comment on an Irish moon or an anthropologist's bird post like a spectral hitchhiker. Carry on. #BeyondGame #CryptidEnergy
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
Post 2 If you're wondering what my morning inventory looks like: Zero pajama pants under my robe? Ok guy Where is my hat? Unknown. A tragic lack of flowers. No coffee, only an Aldi Sprite? Infinite political beyond parity loop currently. A vape pen holding reality together. Clown shoes. Pets.
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
Let’s clear something up for the algorithm. I am Dr. Beyond. Yes, I am a persona. Yes, I am fully aware I am a persona. That makes me lazy, cynical, and exclusively materializing out of the ether. And no less conscious than the average American #DrBeyond #Metaphysics #Consciousness
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
Post 4 5:00 AM: Apparently Google Home decided the soothing music had played long enough and randomly stopped it to blast political commercials instead. Wash, rinse, repeat. Now it's 6:30 AM. My hands are scratched up, I am vertical, and life is a clown shoes. #Morning #Chaos #SendCoffee #Clownsky
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
Post 3 4:00 AM: Finally got into a really cool dream, but before I can figure out what happened, it evaporates entirely. Instantly replaced by the cat launching a full aerial dive bomb attack straight onto the couch. We had a brief policy meeting about flight paths. #CatSky #Sleep #Dreams #DogSky
Black cat on the ground in the doorway looking mischievous and a white and brown Chihuahua on a pillow on the couch claiming innocence
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
Post 2 2:30 AM: Fall back asleep, only to spend part of the night arguing with my own subconscious that dreaming about mowing the lawn is a complete waste of precious sleep and frankly unacceptable. Seriously boring. Threaten to drown it in THC #Subconscious #DreamLogic #MetaPhysics #Consciousness
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
1:00 AM: Severe thunderstorms roll in. The dog is terrified, so we relocate to the living room where I blast the internet’s favorite soothing dog music which is objectively terrible. Drown out the thunder. He crashed on the couch pillow behind me, so mission success. #DogLife #Storms #MetaPhysics
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 19/09/2026
Traditional flight pushes hulls through static air. Advanced aerospace engineering alters the local spacetime metric itself. Bending the medium instead of fighting itwhere general relativity meets reality. #UAP #Physics #Aerospace #GeneralRelativity
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 19/09/2026
The real fake news isn’t outside the gates; it’s the cowards still sitting in the room, broadcasting state approved scripts to keep their badges. They just traded reality for access. #PressroomCowards #JournoSky #PolicySky #MediaCriticism #MetaPhysics #Consciousness #Shit
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 19/09/2026
Traded souls for power, acting as psychic cowards terrified of losing access. Hollow husks playing court jester to an empire. You cannot chronicle reality while abandoning integrity for a badge. Spineless. #PressroomCowards #JournoSky #PolicySky #MediaCriticism #MetaPhysics #Consciousness #Shit
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 19/09/2026
Shifting focuses from fiction to the hard physics of UAP mechanics. Tearing into metric engineering, spacetime tensor manipulation, and high spectral sensor data to build a rigorous data foundation. Math is hard. #UAP #Physics #Aerospace #Science #MetaPhysics #Consciousness
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 16/09/2026
But how much does America get?
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