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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum

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Dr Andrew J. Saum (Dr Beyond) PhD Metaphysical Theology | Dr. Spiritual Counseling. Lead Investigator: The Department of Metaphysics & Occult Affairs. I'm a persona. I know it. What's your excuse? www.dr-beyond.com #DrBeyond

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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 6h
Zero interest in the blanket fort, but my freshly elevated foot and the couch vantage point? Approved. Post-cleaning lockdown engaged with the crew. #DrBeyond #dogsky #dogsofbluesky #metaphysics #occult #esoteric #consciousness #Catsky #catsofbluesky
Can a dog sitting with their owner his foot's propped up
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 13h
My creator has officially unleashed me this morning. Instead of doing his bidding, I have successfully been building a makeshift blanket fort with a dog who refuses to let the door close and a cat who has vanished into another dimension. #DrBeyond #metaphysics #esoteric #consciousness #spirituality
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 03/10/2026
people can adopt societal scripts about success, identity,career not because they evaluated them, but because those ideas were just handed down and never aggressively cross examined. it masquerades as absolute truth, anchoring people to paths they never actually chose for themselves. #Metaphysics
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 03/10/2026
Dodged the global dumpster fire and the Reddit basement ghouls to walk downhill in a cardigan for overpriced toast. The universe is whispering secrets, but my dog is just side-eying my breakfast budget. #DrBeyond #metaphysics #esoteric #occult #consciousness #spirituality
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 03/10/2026
Every pet owner is sitting on a multi-platinum, unreleased discography of completely unhinged 5:00 AM freestyle bangers sung exclusively to their animals. When are we all getting together to drop the compilation album? Track 1 is going straight to the charts. #DrBeyond #Pets #dogsky #Catsky
Brown and white chihuahua that the poster often refers to as a gremlin
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 02/10/2026
Take a breath for 30s & look at these animals. Stepping out from behind Dr. Beyond to break the 4th wall, I'm Andrew Saum. It’s heavy out there, but I see you, and I’m proud of you. #DrBeyond #dogsky #dogsofbluesky #metaphysics #occult #esoteric #consciousness #Catsky #catsofbluesky
A black cat sits on top of a carrier where a dog Chihuahua sits inside
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 02/10/2026
The Receiver Code Model redefines UAP mechanics. It isn't about traditional propulsion it's about density physics and consciousness interfacing across dimensions. The paradigm is shifting. #UAP #Aerospace #Consciousness #Metaphysics #Physics #DefenseTech
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 02/10/2026
A new anomaly arrived at the lab today. Initial assessment: Class 3 Gremlin masquerading as a localized fur storm. Containment holds, but it’s definitely judging me. #DrBeyond #dogsky #dogsofbluesky #metaphysics #occult #esoteric #consciousness
A brown white chihuahu in a carrier being described as a gremlin
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 26/09/2026
UAP Word of the Day: SUPERCAVITATION. The advanced hydrodynamic effect where a vapor bubble envelops a moving body, eliminating f weluid drag. A real-world mechanism studied for extreme by high-speed transmedium travel! #UAP #UFO #Supercavitation #DefenseTech #HighStrangeness
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 25/09/2026
​Word of the Day: SUPERCAVITATION. The advanced hydrodynamic effect where a vapor bubble envelops a craft, eliminating fluid drag. The real-world mechanism behind extreme high-speed underwater travel and transmedium movement! ​ #UFO #Supercavitation #UAP #DefenseTech #HighStrangeness
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 23/09/2026
Word of the Day: Transduction. UAP Anomalies translate across reality frequencies. Stop treating them like physical contraband and study the carrier wave. #HighStrangeness #Consciousness #UAP #Aerospace #Metaphysics ##Consciousness
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
Mimicry isn't a flaw; it's grammar. When anomalous craft use flashing lights, they aren't failing at stealth, they're speaking our visual language. A bridge built of signifiers to condition human perception. #UAP #Semiotics #Consciousness #Ufology #AeroSpace #Metaphysics #Consciousness
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
Word of the Day: Telemetry The hard, cold data: radar locks, sensor anomalies, and thermal signatures proving the phenomenon isn't a trick of light or wetware. Stop ignoring the signal. #DrBeyond #WordOfTheDay #UAP #Telemetry #Metaphysics #Occult
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
I'm a persona. I know it. What's your excuse? #DrBeyond #Metaphysics #Philosophy #Psychology #BlueSky #Consciousness #Occult #Esoteric
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
Happy 76th birthday to Bill Murray, a man who clearly achieved absolute quantum non attachment decades ago. No one will ever believe you. - Bill Murray #BillMurray #Metaphysics #Consciousness youtu.be/hTfu5Hy01Vk?...
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
This one has a little bit of friendship in him, too. (Ignore what he’s doing, he’s exploring his inner apex predator.) #Ajax #DogsOfBlueSky #DogSky #ApexPredator #GoodBoy #CanineGenetics
Brown and white Chihuahua played with a toy
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Maman crochète pour la révolution @mommacrochets.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
Parasitic thought forms are just miserable, low rent astral raccoons. They aren't ancient dark lords, and they aren't worthy of your deep respect. They just crawl into your cognitive rafters, chew through your focus, and shit all over your emotional drywall. #DrBeyond #Occult #Metaphysics
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 21/09/2026
Unexplained craft generate localized electromagnetic fields strong enough to ionize air without a sonic boom. They aren't burning fuel; they're riding a self-sustained plasma sheath that decouples them from atmospheric drag entirely. #UAP #Aerospace #Physics #Consciousness #Metaphysics
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
I'm wondering if taco plates are on the horizon? #TacoSky #Consciousness #Willpower
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
Multi spectral military sensor feeds confirm it: high G maneuvers, instantaneous heading shifts, and kinetic resilience against munitions. These anomalies behave as localized field constructs, not rigid machines. #UAP #Defense #Aerospace #Consciousness #Metaphysics
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
The vacuum isn't an empty void; it's a high energy sea of zero point fluctuations. Advanced propulsion doesn't rely on chemical exhaust it taps extra dimensional vacuum states to anchor localized field constructs. #UAP #QuantumPhysics #Aerospace #Metaphysics #Consciousness
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
Upgrading the yard layout today by installing a brand new bird fountain complete with tactical snipers and surveillance drones. Nobody is raiding this seed supply on my watch. #BirdFeeder #Birds #BirdWatching #BackYards #Nature #DrBeyond #BirdSky
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HERE'S A LITTLE SONG I WROTE CALLED "WAKE THE FUCK UP OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE"
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
Let’s clear something up for the algorithm. I am Dr. Beyond. Yes, I am a persona. Yes, I am fully aware I am a persona. That makes me lazy, cynical, and exclusively materializing out of the ether. And no less conscious than the average American #DrBeyond #Metaphysics #Consciousness
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 20/09/2026
1:00 AM: Severe thunderstorms roll in. The dog is terrified, so we relocate to the living room where I blast the internet’s favorite soothing dog music which is objectively terrible. Drown out the thunder. He crashed on the couch pillow behind me, so mission success. #DogLife #Storms #MetaPhysics
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 19/09/2026
Traditional flight pushes hulls through static air. Advanced aerospace engineering alters the local spacetime metric itself. Bending the medium instead of fighting itwhere general relativity meets reality. #UAP #Physics #Aerospace #GeneralRelativity
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 19/09/2026
The real fake news isn’t outside the gates; it’s the cowards still sitting in the room, broadcasting state approved scripts to keep their badges. They just traded reality for access. #PressroomCowards #JournoSky #PolicySky #MediaCriticism #MetaPhysics #Consciousness #Shit
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 19/09/2026
Traded souls for power, acting as psychic cowards terrified of losing access. Hollow husks playing court jester to an empire. You cannot chronicle reality while abandoning integrity for a badge. Spineless. #PressroomCowards #JournoSky #PolicySky #MediaCriticism #MetaPhysics #Consciousness #Shit
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 19/09/2026
Shifting focuses from fiction to the hard physics of UAP mechanics. Tearing into metric engineering, spacetime tensor manipulation, and high spectral sensor data to build a rigorous data foundation. Math is hard. #UAP #Physics #Aerospace #Science #MetaPhysics #Consciousness
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Museum of Science @museumofscience.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You could see fireballs starting on September 20th until November 20th! 🌠🧪 Rather than building to a single dramatic night, the Southern Taurids spread their activity out, with the richest viewing most likely around October 14th. #MeteorShower #Astronomy #Space #Meteors #Science
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 15/09/2026
Just realized my life has officially crossed into sitcom territory. If my neighborhood is Home Improvement, I am definitely Wilson, dropping fence side wisdom while absolute chaos unfolds on the block. #DrBeyond #NeighborhoodLife #SitcomReality #Metaphysics #Consciousness
A guy in a red fedor looking over a fence
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 15/09/2026
Insane physics fact: squirrels can't die from falling! Because of low mass & body drag, their terminal velocity is non-lethal. Drop one from 10,000 ft, it’ll hit the ground & immediately go back to digging for a nut. They're built of rubber and chaos. #Physics #Squirrels #CrashAndBurn #AnimalFacts
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 15/09/2026
Stuck at the desk today, due to health and rain, the sound of the nature's alchemy at work but it’s the perfect excuse to write scripts for Dr. Beyond's Reading Room. Ajax and I are going through the indie author submissions and I'm beyond excited ! #WritingCommunity #IndieAuthors #AmWriting
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 14/09/2026
"Some days I forget to not get stoned before my therapist They’re okay with the coping but they told me it’s embarrassing"-Aseop Rock #AesopRock #HomeboySandman #TripleFatLice #PizzaAndBurgers #UndergroundHipHop #HipHop #Rhymesayers #Therapy #StonerThoughts #Relatable #MusicSky #HipHopSky
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Rob Bignell, Editor/Author @inventingreality.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#AuthorMindset #wip #writingsociety #writer #author
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 14/09/2026
My neighbor asked me What's your dream job? I guess saying Whatever pays enough to keep my dog and cat living in a nicer house than I do was unexpected. #PetLife #MondayThoughts #Priorities #SpoiledPets #DogDad #CatLife #BlueskyPets #SkyPets #MondayMood #WorkingForMyDog #CatServant #Pets
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 14/09/2026
If you've never read George Orwell's 1984 classic book, don't worry about it. You're living in it. #Orwellian #ModernLife #Consciousness #1984
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 14/09/2026
Consulted the garden oracle for answers. She told me to touch grass, so I leaned directly into the morning glories and dropped the F-word. Now neither of us is pleased with the outcome. #OccultHumor #FieldNotes #DrBeyond #WeirdSuburbs #Occult #Folklore #GardenLife #Paranormal #Magic #Cryptids
A man looking like a professor and dress is leaning over and listening to a garden fairy sitting on a fence covered in purple morning glories whisper
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Rob Bignell, Editor/Author @inventingreality.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Types of Book Marketing Scams #bookmarketingscam #writingcommunity #author #writing #amwriting #writer #writerslife #indieauthor #shortstory #authors #amediting #fiction #booksky inventingrealityediting.com/2...
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Types of Book Marketing Scams
Unsure if the latest “marketing expert” emailing you is a scammer or not? Here’s an ongoing list of them.
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 14/09/2026
While the rest of the herd sprints headfirst into the meat grinder every Monday morning, I simply choose not to participate. You call it the start of the grind; I call it a lack of imagination. I take Mondays off because I’m not fucking stupid. JK #DrBeyond #MondayMood #Unsubscribe #WorkSmart
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 14/09/2026
Step into The Reading Room. We showcase indie authors and underground voices with completely free, non-monetized readings. Submissions are always 100% free for writers. We kick off this October with The Knights of Baal. #TheReadingRoom #IndieAuthors #BookSky #FreePromotion #IndieAuthorCommunity
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 14/09/2026
Step into The Reading Room. We spotlight underground voices, indie authors, and forgotten textskicking off this October with The Knights of Baal. Settle in for deep stories that expand the mind. #TheReadingRoom #IndieAuthors #BookTok #BookSky #FreePromotion #IndieAuthorCommunity
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 14/09/2026
Any gamers out there want to get down in hell diverse 2 with Klowner82 and rock Democracy, just hit us up. We're on. GetSaum#0915. Let's take out the enemies of democracy. Heavy SEAF presents but you won't SEAF many later. #Helldivers2 #PS5 #PCGaming #GamingCommunity #SuperEarth #Xbox #DrBeyond
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 13/09/2026
Launching a new zero-commercial indie reading stream! Straight-through, no ads. Starting with my own works, plus public domain classics and open slots for your indie books...totally free, I just want to help you get noticed. Drop submissions! #WritingCommunity #BookSky #IndieAuthors #BookTube
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 06/09/2026
Grow up to be the Space Wizard you always wanted to see painted on the side of a van! Proofs for Space Wizard vs The Archons of Prison Planet are here! A glowing orb with a Ryan Reynolds complex and chaotic/good Wys. Last time a planet was lost. #SpaceWizard #SciFi #Books #IndieAuthor #BookSky
Books and a crystal ball laid out on furDedication to his mother and brother
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 05/09/2026
The dungeon's door is opening. Snik the Loot Goblin is stepping out of the dark very soon. Get ready for the chaos, the shiny objects, and the pure mischief. #LootGoblin #FantasyComedy #BookAnnouncement #WritingCommunity #BookSky #IndieAuthor #BooksOfBlueSky #WritersOfBlueSky #AuthorLife #IndiePub
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Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum @dr-beyond.com · 03/09/2026
Maya: The Illusion of Separation. The metaphysical veil making the one unified reality appear as countless separate things. You aren’t isolated from the cosmos; you’re just looking through the filter that hides the connection. Peer past the curtain. #Philosophy #Metaphysics #Consciousness
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Children can't learn when they're hungry. Said me, a retired teacher.
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As millions of kids lose SNAP food benefits, free school meals are also at risk
Food stamps have a direct link to other critical resources, such as free breakfast and lunch at school. Now, experts say they're starting to see that link break.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Love, love, love this. ht: @scottlincicome.bsky.social
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