Reposted by DJ OnDJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Obsessed with Shania Twain’s ‘Man I Feel Like a Woman’ 021
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Sometimes I think I’m messy but then a top invites me over to his place and I’m like okay I’m literally Marie Kondo. 130
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 24/09/2025when I’m doing stand up on stage and I’m panicked scrolling through the notes app on my phone looking for a joke to say? that’s what I mean by doom scrolling 000
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Did a photo shoot and got the pics back today and just as i suspected.. I’m ugly 000
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Bjork: I’m a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl Me: I’m mental illness in the shape of a blob 030
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I’m done being the first person to message on Grindr. From now on I’m offer only. 000
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 26/08/2025I walked into an audition and as soon as they started filming my nose started bleeding 120
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 18/07/2025TikTok is a great tool for people to tell each other to put a snack in the freezer and then eat it cold 020
Reposted by DJ OnJessica @energyslime.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Please share my fundraiser for @jayarner.bsky.social with your most famous and rich friends, followers, enemies, associates etc. We’ve got 59% more to go! www.gofundme.com/f/help-jay-a... 11818
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Being straight by being at the gym and not wearing earbuds/headphones 000
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Whenever a random song mentions Christmas I’m like oh is it that time of year? 010
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 04/05/2025When I lived in Taiwan I would see people bring boba tea at the gym 120
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Literally so proud of Katy Perry and what she accomplished up in space for 11 minutes today. She DID that and that’s why I’m a Katy cat!!! 🐱 000
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I follow too many random people on instagram. Someone will be like “new hair who dis” and I’ll be like ya actually who is dis? 150
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Using AI generated images as your Grindr profile is soooo sick and twisted please get help!!! 020
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I feel bad for people in Vancouver who didn’t feel that earthquake 040
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Always really powerful and moving when someone is running in a music video 020
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Name a better feeling than bringing the one white elephant gift that everyone wants to steal. Name a better feeling!!! 120
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Should I name my comedy album ‘get famous or cancelled trying’ 110
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I need to remind myself to have a nerds cluster at noon every day 040
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I wasn’t on this app when I made this cake so I’m posting it now 🙃 020
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I need to follow more hot and successful gay guys on here so that I can feel bad about myself and really experience this app properly 010
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 29/11/2024My best friend and I play this game. It’s a “loser-off” where I say I have less friends and she says she has less friends and we try to figure out who has less friends 030
DJ On @dqojr.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Listening to black eyed peas to get some inspiration for my musical comedy album 020
