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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 8h
And the Scrolls have foretold
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If any parent has actually named their kid Joffrey, I can only assume that poor kid was a deeply hated, unwanted pregnancy
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The actually existing state of Israel has had eight decades to implement a two state solution if it so chose. It hasn't. Because a two-state solution is incompatible with the zionist project. Something Israeli governments of all political persuasions know, even if useful idiots in the West don't.
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Lord of the Rings: Bilbo Baggins' Scary Face
Alt: Lord of the Rings: Scary Bilbo
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Sure, my liberal intelligentsia friends who helped get Walesa in power all ended up supporting PiS and their hard-right platform, but there was truly no way for me to foresee that happening."
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Sideshow Bob's Attempted Murder Defense
ALT: Sideshow Bob's Attempted Murder Defense
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Indistinguishable from the median Noah Smith post, tbh
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I must have missed Doc Brown fixing the flux capacitor, because unless it's 1955, I don't know anyone believes maintaining a household on a single income is at all commonplace among non-college educated American wage workers
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
... presumably because they're part of the world-historic pedophile ring too
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not funny, ogres only do this when they're in extreme distress
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Monkey's paw wishes are a pretty consistent throughline with Disney's Star Wars. The company trying to do what fans say they want has produced astonishing amount of dreck.
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want to agree with this, but comparing the quality of Disney's live action shows about new characters (Andor, Mando s1) versus their ones about legacy fan-favorite characters (Obi-Wan, Book of Boba Fett), I'm worried they're all but guaranteed to fumble any adaptation of Old Republic characters
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Strangled in their crib when Disney and JJ decided on a derivative soft reboot with The Force Awakens
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Somehow, Mike Stoklasa (of the Mr. Plinkett videos) got his hands on a monkey's paw
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not a surprise they couldn't even wait for Mando to get a new season before they undid Grogu going with Luke, but it definitely shows what narrative poison the status quo created by TFA is.
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When Mandalorian Season 2 wrapped, it had a heartfelt resolution where Grogu goes with Luke, but that was immediately undermined as soon as you stopped and thought about what comes next and were like "Wait, so does that mean Kylo Ren murdered baby Yoda?"
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not only was TFA being a cynical soft reboot a bad foundation for a new trilogy of movies, it poisons any attempted stories Disney might try to tell post-OT because they all ultimately end in stupidity, failure, or anticlimactic death.
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paul Ryan had a line about how Democrats would feed kids stomachs but not their souls with school lunch progams during the Obama years, and it looks like Obama just... agrees?
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Memberberries: The Movie
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FWIW, this is supposedly what Michael Arndt was attempting. Iger was adament VII release in 2015, Arndt said he needed 18 more months to hash out a story, Iger fired him, Abrams (originally slated to direct) took over writing with Kasdan, and asked for and got a more modest 6 month release delay
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol, you just reminded me that making the knockoff Obi-Wan the main character's father is literally what Paolini did in the third book of the Eragon series, after implying it was the knockoff Vader in the second
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That ship, at least, seems to be purely Colin Trevorrow's obsession. Rian Johnson even added their interacting at the end of TLJ at Trevorrow's request, so their relationship in Duel of the Fates wouldnt come from so completely put of nowhere
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Chewbacca's dead! Lol, nevermind, different transport." "C-3PO's dead! Lol, nevermind, R2 has him backed up." "The Sith holocron (sorry, I mean 'wayfinder') is gone! Lol, nevermind, there was a second one." This happens so much in this movie...
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
somehow
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also, Mike Stoklasa absolutely got his hands on a monkey's paw
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The overarching theme is you giving JJ Abrams your money like you would a carnival swindler, because he promised to recreate how you felt when you were a kid watching Star Wars, only to realize it was nothing but a hollow illusion that actually made everything that came before in Star Wars pointless
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wow how evil and nationalistic. hey do any other countries have an entire political class who uniformly are required to repeat ad nauseum that their country is unique and special and is the only one capable of 'protecting' or 'saving' 'freedom' in the rest of the world?
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hammond's flea circus, but its a bee carnival
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
JDPON Don moment
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The problems widely being perceived as bad, but the causes as good, coupled with FPTP, and you really could have the US ping-pong between parties every four years for pretty much the next crisis on par with the Civil War or Great Depression finally cements a default ruling coalition
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And even in the human star case, it seems way more likely that anyone with a chatbot would just massage the prompt until they get looks-like but legally-not Annie Murphy or Salma Hayek, rather than pay an additional licensing fee!
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Licensing a human star's likeness (like Annie Murphy and Salma Hayek in the one episode of Black Mirror) would be one thing. But licensing a wholly artificial likeness that anyone with a chatbot could substitute by typing "young, photogenic white woman" in the prompt box doesn't seem likely to work
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Disney Corporation announcing Star Wars movies at investor meetings strategy
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It would be ironic fate worthy of Greek divinities if AI *is* responsible for destroying civilization, but everyone developing AI was so busy invoking images of Skynet for marketing purposes they overlooked the chatbot doing Ems telegram editing as the reason why.
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It means Peter Thiel and Alex Karp get to peeping Tom panopticon Chinese as well as Americans
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The default left position is one state that's not an ethnostate. That zionists and zionist-squishy useful idiots think this means all Jews would have to go implies they think Jews can only exist as part of a genocidal ethnostate, which is far more antisemitic than anything said by Israel detractors
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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The two warring sex cults that rule America are fighting
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Show, don't tell" hour
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
Rationalism rocks. Love any philosophy that tells me: 1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm 2) There is an infinite quantity of future people 3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@patrickwyman.bsky.social — looks like the economists are corroborating your American Gentry thesis with numbers
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Natespeed @natespeed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In less than 10 years the UK went from their conservatives implementing self-id to their liberals inflicting a nationwide trans bathroom ban. So you may understand why there are people worried about the US going the same way, especially with the consultant overlap between labor and democrats.
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[Getting an oversized cartoon bag of money from a Thomas Nast Boss Tweed caricature] "Um, its called dialogue with people you strongly disagree with, and its how we in America solve problems."
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Liberals think they passed Revoke The Privilegia with Obergefell and their voting blocs are subjugated to the point that they can seize their long-held provinces, not realizing that they're actually in Japan, and that's not something you can do with daimyo
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Those boys names? Alberts Einstein
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Pigging out for me, not for thee"
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well, about that
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"These days, you get arrested and thrown in jail if you say you want to bang supermodels, don't you?"
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