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@dpoolsbhole5ever.bsky.social
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My name is David, I'm 40, He/Him (and sometimes ma'am on the phone for some reason) I generally hate people and shit happens. 88.2 lbs. @ 7.24 ft.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When I hear the words "ketchup slices", I reach for my revolver.
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Government ministers on their way to a full cabinet meeting…
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Neovagina Evangelion @gammarae.design · 24/07/2026
Asking the air taxi to go over oligarch houses and putting on a weighted humanoid dummy loaded with surprises for reasons.
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Neovagina Evangelion @gammarae.design · 13/07/2026
Why is the McConnell family on Taskrabbit seeking a taxidermist?
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Neovagina Evangelion @gammarae.design · 29/06/2026
Guillotine the trillionaires in front of the billionaires and force them to clean up.
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Neovagina Evangelion @gammarae.design · 11/06/2026
Iran threatening the rest of the world with a good time now.
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Neovagina Evangelion @gammarae.design · 26/05/2026
Gladiaben
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🏴‍☠️ White with a hard 'H' @dpoolsbhole5ever.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling .
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Neovagina Evangelion @gammarae.design · 09/03/2026
Valve has the money to assassinate (in Minecraft) all the AI bros and RAM monopolists ruining their hardware plans. Come on, Gabe. Halve some lives. I'm legally obligated to add a note the above is parody.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Awww fuck not Bruce
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
love to let my friend, the most famous pedophile in the world, know i think he is being poorly treated by the press
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F1NN5TER @f1nn5ter.com · 20/11/2025
my secret transgender project… @annehealthcare.bsky.social
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
“Prepare for bird flu” means how to save themselves and make sure workers keep working.
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I guess my biggest hope was that bird flu would start to decimate our food sources and Dems would make fun of it because the price of eggs went up. I'm hopeful.
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Many have been making fun of Trump voters by saying they just voted over the price of eggs. Not realizing the price of eggs were actually going up due the shockingly inadequate bird flu response by the Biden administration, which shows no sign of slowing down. And will have horrific consequences.
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
We finally have a secretary of defense who is barred from the grounds of his child’s school
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Dude is going to be around people who disagree with him for the first time in years. Not gonna handle it well
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