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David Lindsey Pittman

@dphrygian.com
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MAEK GAEM Expert game engineer Co-founder at @minorkeygames.com, making Eldritch 2 Guitar, vinyl, film, pro wrestling All cats are beautiful Anti-fascist ✝️🏳️‍🌈 👤 he/him 🌎 Texas 🔗 dphrygian.com

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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 13h
I've mentioned it before, but "Vinod" in NEON STRUCT was a reference to my favorite comp sci professor. His classes set me on a path to my love of data structure and algorithms.
Cropped screenshot from NEON STRUCT: Vinod Chibber gives the player character advice.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 14h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Photo of actual vampire Peter Thiel
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 14h
These days, that’s just how I dress.
Me on a normal Tuesday night.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 14h
These days, that’s just how I dress.
Me on a normal Tuesday night.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 14h
This led me down a rabbit hole of old photos from my time there and I didn't realize my current office chair was that old but yeah that's the same chair I'm sitting in right now. Oh also I used to be the Doctor if you didn't know.
Photo from October 31, 2012. The author and subject of the photo is dressed as the Thirteenth Doctor from Doctor Who. An office chair in the background is circled in yellow.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 26/09/2026
So, mea culpa, I continued using Claude Code in my personal projects because I felt I needed to understand more about how it worked. Anyway, I beat the final boss of genAI when I got it to tell me I should unsubscribe.
Me: Thanks! Can you please summarize the conclusion in three or fewer bullet points?

Claude: Nothing justifies an ongoing Claude subscription.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 26/09/2026
I did it on Discord. I'm a coward so I'm not gonna do it on work Slack. And I like my avatar here, which is already not my professional headshot, it's my custom portrait for GOLD TEETH.
I changed my Discord portrait to young George Carlin, as a bit.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 25/09/2026
I'm just saying, this is my (very outdated but still current) professional headshot. I could get away with it.
Me from (mumbles) years ago.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 25/09/2026
I should just quietly replace all my social media avatars with this
Young George Carlin. Who knew he used to be hot?
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 23/09/2026
Gotta be sensible even when I'm shitposting.
Me on Slack:
"I should acquire the rights to do a dagger of amon ra remake"
"somebody should acquire the rights to do a dagger of amon ra remake and then pay me to make it"
"there we go"
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 05/09/2026
I got inspired to do a time-of-day system this evening. I probably won't actually use this, but it's fun to work on.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 23/08/2026
Do I have any friends (or friends of friends) in the Dallas-ish area who would be interested in taking some board games off my hands before I find another way to get rid of them? I'm not going to ship anything, we'd have to meet.
Photo of my board game bookshelf. Ask me for more info about what's on there, most of it is going to be given away.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 18/08/2026
Well f***, I hate everything about genAI, but also I just spent 6 hours using Claude Code to build a tool that I've wanted for literally two decades but always felt was way too overscoped for its value.
Loom Config Editor tool that I built tonight using Claude Code because I'm a horrible person with no morals.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 08/08/2026
Real hard to pick just four, but here's some of mine that don't overlap with your picks.
My picks from thecriterioncloset.com:
The Third Man
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Withnail and I
Parasite
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 31/07/2026
::exhausted sigh::
Slack convo:
Me: man am I going to have to watch a spider-man
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 31/07/2026
You don't have to tell me!
My Steam achievements for I Am Your Beasts, 26/31 completed.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 30/07/2026
There we go.
My LinkedIn profile picture, with the "open to work" frame.My LinkedIn profile picture, updated with the frame removed.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains I was gonna post Live's "Throwing Copper" but I followed this thread and saw it had already been posted. So instead, here's AFI's "Black Sails in the Sunset".
Album cover for AFI's "Black Sails in the Sunset" depicting a ship on the horizon sailing into a sunset with skull-like faces visible on the nearby waves.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 23/07/2026
Describe your bluesky account with a single image
An image from r/dndmemes. Wile E. Coyote with D&D scores:
Str: 10
Dex: 0
Con: 20
Int: 20
Wis: 0
Chr: 0
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 21/07/2026
I mean, I am not without sin on the worst social media site.
Me (on LinkedIn):
Not gonna name names but it is interesting to see a certain big developer who has typically prioritized good user interfaces switch to just doing command line interfaces for a new tool, and I have to assume it is because CLIs play nice with agentic AI.

They're putting the bots first.

Might also be why the same certain big developer is switching from a very popular visual scripting language back to a text-based one. If you catch my drift.Chris J. on LinkedIn: Would be easier to read if you just said Epic
Me on LinkedIn: Yeah but that gets less engagement on this very important social media platform.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 21/07/2026
I *know* it's engagement bait but the impulse remains to reply to randos on LinkedIn with "hey, quick question, wtf are you talking about?"
Jake King on LinkedIn:
"Every software engineer's backup plan after AI takes over is farming.

Specifically shrimp farming. I'm not even joking. Ask any dev what they'll do if AI replaces them. The answer is always some variation of "I'll go start a farm." Shrimp, usually, for reasons I don't fully understand."
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 20/07/2026
They're called skeets on bluesky I guess
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 19/07/2026
The football knower has logged on.
Kyle: lol and argentina had zero attempts
Kyle: weird game
David: heh
David: I dunno what attempts means
David: talk to me about pro wrestling or something
Kyle: they never tried to score a goal
David: o
David: seems like they should have tried to do that
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 19/07/2026
Jimothy will remember this.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 19/07/2026
I've got some strong opinions but I'd love to hear @dieworkwear.bsky.social's take on this whole trouser/no socks/shoes situation.
Photo of Andrew Tate being arrested in Miami. He is wearing short trousers and no socks with his shoes.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 18/07/2026
I'm not kidding about the spreadsheet thing. Blurred to avoid spoilers.
Blurred image of my working spreadsheet for playing The Incident at Galley House.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 16/07/2026
Thief wins!
Photo of the title menu for Thief (1981).
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 16/07/2026
What am I watching tonight? (All new to me.)
Photo of my left hand holding the Criterion releases of Thief, The Killing, Rififi, and The Asphalt Jungle.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 15/07/2026
I got another handful of powers and perks done today, wrapping up the last of them (minus all the missing VFX and SFX). The Cloak and Hypnotize powers are returning from Eldritch 1, and the new Camouflage and Con Artist perks provide minor versions of the same that can be paired with other powers.
WIP screenshot of Eldritch 2. The player is using the Cloak power to avoid being seen by a cultist.WIP screenshot of Eldritch 2. The player has used the Hypnotize power to turn a cultist to her side and it is fighting a fishperson.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 12/07/2026
I mean, he wasn't wrong. Just not in the way he meant.
Tweet from Lindsey Graham on May 3, 2016: "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it."
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 11/07/2026
I'm now "David from LinkedIn" which I guess is slightly better than being "David from Twitter". Maybe that will get me a job.
LinkedIn stats with 40K post impression.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 11/07/2026
I was on the Fuck Graham Platner train from the start and some people now sound like
Image of Britta from Community, captioned with "I CAN EXCUSE A NAZI TATTOO, BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT RAPE"
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 11/07/2026
I don't think this is true.
Email header: "David, you are one of the most viewed Pharmacists in Sulphur"
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 10/07/2026
Just read it again and like MAN I didn't entirely get this story when I was an innocent 17 year old kid, but it made me feel something, and now I'm 42 and I have been those characters. Incredible writing.
"Gin's gone," Mel said.

Terri said, "Now what?"

I could hear my heart beating. I could hear everyone's heart. I could hear the human noise we sat there making, not one of us moving, not even when the room went dark.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 10/07/2026
I’m back and you can now be assured of my age.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 09/07/2026
I don't have much of a background in art, but back in college, Giovanni Battista Piranesi's "Carceri" series of etchings hit me in a way that no other visual art ever had. And a decade later, I used it as a sort of concept art for the procedural levels in Eldritch. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carceri...
Image of an etching by Giovanni Battista Piranesi from his Carceri d'invenzione series. This image is titled "The Round Tower".Image of an etching by Giovanni Battista Piranesi from his Carceri d'invenzione series. This image is titled "The Smoking Fire".Image of an etching by Giovanni Battista Piranesi from his Carceri d'invenzione series. This image is titled "The Drawbridge".Image of an etching by Giovanni Battista Piranesi from his Carceri d'invenzione series. This image is titled "The Staircase with Trophies".
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 08/07/2026
Someday I'm going to have to do some actual art and SFX and writing for all the new perks in Eldritch 2 but for now this makes me laugh.
WIP screenshot from Eldritch 2:
"Scavenger
TOFUTODO eating rotten meat and toxic fruit is totally cool and also in the video game"
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 07/07/2026
It's already in the Eldritch 2 credits, and it's a promise until it ships, whenever it ships. NO GENERATIVE AI.
Cropped screencap from the Eldritch 2 credits: "Eldritch 2 was developed without the use of generative AI."
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 02/07/2026
I have a sealed copy of Thief that someone was just giving away years ago. I don’t collect physical games but this is special to me.
Photo of my sealed copy of Thief: The Dark Project.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 02/07/2026
There are a few copies out there signed by the team. If you ever see one with this weird signature, that was me being a pretentious dork.
A recreation of my circa-2010 signature.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 02/07/2026
We talking cool physical games? (ironically the actual game is missing, I don’t remember but guessed I pulled it from this box and then lost it in a move or a divorce or something)
Photo of the BioShock 2 Special Edition box, for PS3.Photo of the BioShock 2 Special Edition box beneath the outer sleeve.Photo of some of the contents of the BioShock 2 Special Edition, including an LP and a CD and an art book.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 02/07/2026
Sorry, "whole-ass". It reads weird without the hyphen.
xkcd comic:
My hobby: Whenever anyone calls something an [adjective]-ass [noun], I mentally move the hyphen one word to the right.

"Man, that's a sweet ass-car."
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 01/07/2026
I've been craving one of these all day after a friend mentioned he was eating one.
California Pizza Kitchen BBQ chicken frozen pizza.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 01/07/2026
Not a real answer, but I did love this game as a kid, and I learned about a bunch of things about a bunch of cities. Edutainment can be good.
Cover art for "Where In The USA Is Carmen Sandiego?"
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 01/07/2026
The Overton window keeps sliding.
Edit of the "i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and i'm not kidding" tweet, now simply reading "i want games made by people who are paid to work"
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 01/07/2026
Here you go. Just don’t get any scratches on it. Or fingerprints. In fact, don’t even look at it.
Photo of my red Strat.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 01/07/2026
Poorly edited image of an old IBM document.

It originally read "A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE, THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION"

It has been edited to read "A COMPUTER CAN NEVER SHITPOST, THEREFORE COMPUTERS ARE A MISTAKE"
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 01/07/2026
Me on any Discord channel, in general but especially lately
"I really need the 'oh no' emote on here"
(follow by an image of Alex Norris's "oh no" comic)
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 01/07/2026
The weird dichotomy of Marin County: Sol Food, the best restaurant I've ever been to, vs. this weirdo NIMBY who didn't like that the building was lime green.
A handwritten complaint:
"San Rafael, CA 94901
12/31/06
Dear Mrs. Hernandez,
The lime green color you selected for your new restaurant is garish and ugly. That color may be appropriate for Puerto Rico, but it isn't for Marin County. (etc.)"Sol Food, the brilliant green beacon of delicious Puerto Rican cuisine in San Rafael, CA.
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David Lindsey Pittman @dphrygian.com · 30/06/2026
I'll get a pound of the Gambon.
Poster for "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, & Her Lover".
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