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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Did a food order that arrived today. For one item, only the sleeve arrived rather than the product itself. Almost felt like a joke, because this really isn’t beef mince

A wrapper (empty) of this isn’t beef mince

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The sound of this will cleanse you 🐶

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

That’s a weather icon I’ve not seen before @metoffice.gov.uk. What does this mean for North Acton?!

Full view of met office app showing Saturday weather with an icon of a news presenter as 12pm whilst others are suns or cloudy suns

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Keir resigning the day before my birthday

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Dr Blue (cow). Blue blue cow.

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

BRING OUT THE WOLF’S HEAD. GROND! GROND! GROND!

Lego grond (a battering ram from lord of the rings) on the way to smash the gates of Lego minas tirith

Lego grond (a battering ram from lord of the rings) on the way to smash the gates of Lego minas tirith. Another view with the gates open with Gandalf on the other side (foreground) on Lego shadowfax

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

It’s my birthday in just under 3 weeks so I bought myself this as a treat to make sure I got the limited edition grond but now if you’d like you can help me pay for it x monzo.me/danielparkes...

Lord of the rings minas tirith lego set with a grond Lego set on top

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Make sure you see the big fish!

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Not today because it is absurdly hot but I thought me and @bernietranders.bsky.social looked nice yesterday

Me and Arthur in the lift walking the dog taking a photo in the mirror

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Today we give thanks to her

A white AC unit with lips and googly eyes and eyelashes, with a red pillow on top

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Wow my day has vastly improved after arriving at accommodation for my talk. I have a living room???

A living room with grey sofas and chairs, a wooden coffee table and a old wooden desk

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Apparently she’s wandering around speaking to people who support Wes lmao

Reeves tasked with reducing Streeting support, Labour MP tells BBC
published at 18:28
18:28

Nick Watt
Political editor, BBC Newsnight
Britain's Chancellor of the Exchequer Rachel Reeves (C), Britain's Health Secretary Wes Streeting (L) and Britain's Prime Minister Keir Starmer hold hot drinks as they talk with Nurses during a visit to University College London Hospital in London, on November 26, 2025
IMAGE SOURCE, GETTY IMAGES
Image caption,
Rachel Reeves pictured with Wes Streeting and Keir Starmer during a visit to University College London Hospital in November 2025
I've just spoken to one pretty senior Labour MP who says Chancellor Rachel Reeves is now meeting Labour MPs to try to pare them away from Wes Streeting - with this MP adding that she is having some success.

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

An example (albeit Labour winning) with everyone within a few % of each other and all sub 14%

Lower Morden election results with everyone <14%

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I lived bitches (Also I look hot)

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Wow @zackpolanski.bsky.social’s impact already providing dividends

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

This is in no way an indication of how I voted, I promise.

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Vote early vote often and vote for bigger boobs!

Polling station sign on the green hedge with me next to it holding the dog in my arms. I am looking at him but he’s looking at the camera

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Have to say trying to have left/right balance in the name of neutrality is going too far

Polling station sign with arrows pointing left and right

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

He is asleep I cannot possibly disturb Instead here is general iroh in burlesque

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Hi if you liked this photo of me you’ll love Arthur’s book because the dedication mentions me

Me sitting on the balcony in a white t shirt sunglasses and a hat, there is a lovely green plant behind me

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

What do you mean “now” they have been begging her for ages

Independent headline : “Streeting allies now open to Rayner pact”

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Been sick for a week and now I’m leaving the house what a slay

Me in the lift in blue jeans and a grey t shirt and my white hat, taking a selfie in the mirror

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Oh I have made a dream come true today so it’s okay

Me at a wine bar with a book, a glass of wine, olives, anchovies, bread, and fancy butter

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

This is the funniest joke on kids TV imo

Squidward saying “why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?!” With SpongeBob and Patrick happily looking on

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Fixed my energy price before all this until Feb next year

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Happy birthday to the best husband @bernietranders.bsky.social what a wonderful day was had 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎂🥳🎁

Arthur in a yellow ochre jumper sat at the table next to a birthday cake

Arthur in a dachshund hoodie playing Pokopia

Arthur in a green over shirt and white top with three lasagnes in front of him at a restaurant

Arthur holding Willy the sausage dog at a train station

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Arthur opened his phone and decided he will watch the spurs game (he is an Arsenal fan)

Arthur smiling whilst reading the spurs score on his phone (4-0 against spurs)

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Can’t watch the last leg on the bedroom tv so we have migrated to the living room and brought the duvet to watch @zackpolanski.bsky.social

Arthur in his red jumper covered by a big blue duvet on the sofa. The sausage dog is standing on the side of the sofa

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Got a takeaway to celebrate the Green win today ty @zackpolanski.bsky.social

The Nicola sturgeon twitter meme that says “put your feet up and get the dildo out hen you’ve done well” but it’s Zack Polanski’s name

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I’m not there sadly, but my poster is at #OSM26 ! If you see my poster “severe weakening of AMOC linked to past Greenland Ice sheet retreat” (handily presented by my PhD superviser David!) and want to learn more, get in touch 😊

Poster title “severe weakening of AMOC linked to past Greenland Ice sheet retreat” with the a photo of me, and a fun diagram of Greenland and ocean circulation

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Put my coat on the dog and be turned into Rod Stewart

Willy the sausage dog with a fluffy coat hood draped around him

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Dr Dan @dpdormouse.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I don’t think grilled cheesus would have changed

Someone dressed as Finn Hudson from flee holding a large model of a cheese toastie, with a picture of the holy lord Jesus on it

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