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@dpdiver.bsky.social
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Diver, humanist. Follow with caution, I have no idea where I’m going! Born at 316ppm CO2 📍Aotearoa I’m very anti LLM AI. Posting any AI generated slop into my feed will probably get you blocked

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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Imagine the uproar if National party politicians engaged with gangs, and even their wives hung out with gang members! Oh, wait… #nzpol
Piggy Muldoon shakes hands with a Storm Trooper gang member Thea Muldoon sits on a bench between 2 large gang members, chatting to them
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fucking hell, it’s a real rogues’ gallery of absolute cockwombles standing in my electorate to replace Penk! Court, Ab, Marcroft, Rowe and Liz fucking Dotcom. #nzpol
Poster of candidates for the Kaipara ki Mahurangi electorate including complete cookers and tosspots Simon Court (ACT) , Jenny Macroft (NZF), Daniel Ab ( Opportunist) and Liz Dotcom (Outdoors and Freedom)
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coultard’s comment re: F1 cars and environmental conditions seems pertinent
It’s not like developing a road car where they have to start at minus 20 and they have to be [also] able to operate in very warm conditions.

There is a normal sort of operating window for a Grand Prix car.

And certainly, with this humidity, with that amount of rain, with a very slow lap, with the issue for Max, it never tested them to do that. And now quite a few of them have found out they can’t do that
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No surprises in the top 3 there (I don’t believe I’m that aligned with OP’s actual policies though) votecompass.tvnz.co.nz #nzpol
My results from Vote Compass showing I’m 93% aligned with Green Party policies, and 92% with TPM
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Former Aussie Prime Minister Scott Morrison holds a lump of coal up in the Australian Parliament speaking in support of fossil fuels.
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yep, we’ve been sliding against the Aussie dollar as well, noticeable with increasing prices for Aussie sourced products in the supermarkets
Graph showing the New Zealand to Australian dollar exchange rate of the past 6 months with a significant fall to about 80 cents in the past month
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whose denials of knowledge of things going on around them that they definitely know about do you find the most convincing? #nzpol
Photo of Erica Stanford speakingHead shot of Sgt Schultz from Hogan's HeroesChristopher Luxon looking gormless as usual
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A very rare event, so I'm going to be looking knowingly at everyone!
Newsroom daily quiz results screen, Friday 18 September
"10/10
Full marks. You may now look knowingly at everyone else"
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not going to click through to the article to read it, but why would *anyone* care about a convicted fraudster’s reckons on economics?
screen cap of Stuff link to convicted fraudster Damien Grant’s column headed “The worst economic policy since buying back the BNZ was mooted” below a picture of a shopping trolley full of groceries
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why is this Wellington cunt in Auckland this morning? I know his Wellington electorate doesn't want him, but he had fuck all to do with the initiation and execution of the project, he was at the offical opening earlier in the week. Taxpayer no doubt paying his travel and accommodation to be here
Bishop wearing a green t-shirt and black jacket stands on the first packed CRL train
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bit of a butt-clench moment during a cave dive in Mt Gambier today. 600m and about 35 mins swim from the entrance, a hose one of on my buddy’s cylinder blew out, vomiting air. Luckily he did a perfect shutdown, and because we were adhering to the rule of 1/3s we had plenty of gas to get back safely!
A low pressure inflator hose is shown ruptured near its connection to a white scuba cylinder
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Here you go
Map of the world
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
QTP with a game released the year you were born.
Picture of the Mouse Trap game board fully assembled
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pretty much confirms my current voting intention
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I really don’t know. But Piggy was one of his first political mentors so maybe?
A pissed Piggy Muldoon announcing the 1984 snap election
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I think this picture captures the culprits in action
Photo of the reflecting pool drained of water with the blue coating being misapplied by a bunch of incompetent grifters under the direction of the grifter-in-chief. The Washington Monument towers in a clear blue sky in the background. Photo from a Georgia Sun article on the rennovation.
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yesterday was the 41st anniversary of the sinking of the Rainbow Warrrior in Auckland Harbour in an act of terrorism and murder by the French Government. Today I had another dive on the wreck in Matauri Bay, Northland where she sits at 23m depth as a home to fish and marine plant life.
The bowsprit and bow of the wreck of the Rainbow Warrior, photographed 41 years and 1 day after the French government committed terrorism and murder in Aotearoa New ZealandWreckage hangs down and light penetrates from above as fish swim around inside the wreck of the Rainbow Warrior. Photo taken through the hole made by the bomb set by French government terrorists.
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The Great American State Fair seems to have the same tacky vibe as the ill-fated New Zealand Sesqui Expo in 1990 'celebrating' 150 years since the signing of Te Tiriti. I wonder if it will suffer the same fate
Within days of the opening of the festival, media reports began to suggest that it was faltering. During a heated radio interview, Wellington City Councillor Ruth Gotlieb maintained that it was "every Wellingtonian's civic duty to attend Sesqui."

Pre-ticket sales had reached only 2.4% of targets, and after opening, the $12 entry fee to the festival soon dropped to $6 in a desperate bid to attract visitors.[1] The highest attendance figure was achieved during the final days of the event, when 32,000 visitors took advantage of a decision to waive all entry fees, which were widely regarded as being excessive.

Although planned to run for six weeks, Sesqui 1990 closed after only 12 days, on 7 March 1990, with debts in excess of NZ$6.4 million.[3][4][5]
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I've seen the movie how this ends
Neo looks across at other humans in the pod farm supplying power to the machines in The Matrix
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Spooky morning at the office 👻
A boat sits on a fog wreathed lake
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
🎶Fuck all that, we've got to get on with these *Fuck all that, fuck all that* Got to compete with the wily Japanese There’s too many home fires burning and not enough trees *Fuck all that* So fuck all that, we've gotta get on with these *Gotta get on with these*🎶
Julie Andrews as Maria sits in a meadow playing guitar to the von Trap children
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Has there ever been a more phallic rocket than Bezos’s New Shepard?
Blue Origin dildo aka New Shepard launching
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Wise words on FB from Stratis Kas, an actual technical cave diving expert.
I would really like to understand why, when something as viral and tragic as the accident in the Maldives happens, MAJOR media outlets often choose to improvise or speak to people only mildly connected to the event or the sport, instead of reaching out to the true experts.

In this case, understanding the key differences between an open-water diver, a cave diver, and a technical cave diver matters deeply. In 2026, experts are easily reachable, and accurate information is not hard to find.

Yes, we do not know exactly what happened. But we could at least know what not to say, especially when the information being shared is incorrect and dangerously misleading.

The latest narrative about oxygen suddenly “transforming” at 50 meters is as absurd as it gets. It may come from a fraction of truth, but presented this way, it helps no one: not the families of the deceased, not non-divers, not the diving community, and not the locals.

Journalism is a sacred thing. Or at least, it should be.

We live in 2026. Ask the experts. They are everywhere, and I am sure many would be willing to help.

Just my two cents.

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Stratis Kas
Editor-in-Chief, InDEPTH Magazine
Author of Close Calls and Cave Diving
Member, The Explorers Club – New York
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
A little moment of joy in a Melbourne laneway next to us having breakfast this morning as Marley enjoys a puppacino held by her human
A pup wearing a black skirt enjoys a puppacino in a Melbourne laneway, held by her similarly attired human
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
How fucking awesome is Melbourne International Airport? Arrivals info in the languages of the origin countries, including te reo for AoNZ! 🙌👏👏
Melbourne Airport arrivals board with origin cities in the language of the origin country, including Te Reo
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
South Australia, I am in you (literally!) Finishing up a great week of cave diving inMt Gambier
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I usually post this on Anzac Day, but my access to the internet will be limited tomorrow, so here it is today. WWI soldier and casualty Wilfred Owen's words are as relevant as ever this year (The old lie Dulce et Decorum est, Pro patria mori (How sweet and becoming it is to die for one's country))
Dulce et Decorum Est

By Wilfred Owen

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs,
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots,
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of gas-shells dropping softly behind.

Gas! GAS! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time,
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound’ring like a man in fire or lime.—
Dim through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,—
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"teeny tiny island" 😂
Map of Aotearoa New Zealand overlaid on a map of the east coast of North America, showing that it stretches from the Canadian border to the Gulf of Mexico.
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Proud to say that yet again AoNZ breaks the mold
AoNZ Prime Minister Christopher Luxon in parliament, grimacing
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Also they’ll be able to keep using their Jet-A1 slurping helos to get to Te Arai golf course from Auckland
Flightradar24 screenshot showing a private helicopter approaching Te Arai golf course from the south
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
We are so fucked #nzpol
RNZ headline: PM Luxon takes the reins and risk on looming economic crisis
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
They were just gunning for this headline. They're making the news they want, not reporting it.
Radio NZ webpage headline alongside a photo of Chris Hipkins: "Tearful Hipkins speaks to media over ex-wife's allegations"
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
What does it say about your judgement, intelligence, integrity and ethics if you respect a guy like Luxon? #nzpol
Radio NZ website headline “”We respect the guy”: National Party politicians rule out leadership bid
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
‘Kyle G Carter’ seems like a particularly obnoxious prick, totally oblivious to the fact he’s much closer to being unable to afford $5k boots than he is to being a billionaire
Kyle G. Carter
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The poor man technically could buy the $5k boots, the problem is he spends his money on drugs, ding ding machines and any other nonsensical items, along with doing the bare minimum work style. Where as the rich man see the $5k boots as an investment that will get him ahead in the long run, the rich man is playing the long game and the poor man is playing the I want it right now can’t wait like a toddler game. The rich man doesn’t buy drugs nor plays ding ding machines, the rich man works 80-100 hrs a week.
The poverty cycle is not one designed by politics, it is designed by the ignorance of the individual its self. The very system we have discourages the type of ignorance that leads to poverty cycle, if the system catered to the poverty cycle like many hope for, the poverty cycle would grow and run rampant and destroy all the opportunities for the rich man, really it should be called the wise man.
The rich man is not rich by luck, the rich man grew rich from 10, 20, 30 or more years of out working, out investing, out educating, out value adding, out wisely spending, out sacrificing short term gratification than everyone else!
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Yes. She was as complicit in protecting pedophiles
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was the Queen's rumoured favourite. Did she do too much to protect him?
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
There’s worse places to have as my office for the day. Setting up for the day’s gardening under the surface of Tomorata Lake
The sun rises over the mirror like stillness of Tomorata Lake
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Easy for an RB Chief Economist to urge a lack of caution with spending when his unavoidable living costs aren’t increasing much more than the CPI and his salary, and he doesn’t face the prospect of unemployment in 2026 as Willis signals ongoing cost/job cuts in the public service #nzpol
Radio NZ headline “‘Stop being cautious’: Chief economist urges households as OCR unchanged “ with picture of RBNZ Governor Dr Angela Breman
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Certified another 4 divers with their Open Water qualification yesterday- a really good bunch who were fun to teach 🙂
Six divers stand in the water in their scuba gear smiling and giving an OK sign
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
RNZ misspells "severely assault and then summarily execute man they had already restrained on the ground"
RNZ headline "US federal agents fatally shoot second person in Minneapolis'
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Gonna stick with this rescue doofus
Tabby cat Harper sits on my thigh looking for a scritch
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
And his impeccable political instincts!
Picture of erstwhile National Party leader Todd Muller standing with his hands in his pockets alongside a bookshelf that holds a red MAGA baseball cap
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Even weirder when the fan account uses the word demonic in its bio!
Profile page of @realblucifer with the bio “just a giant glowing demonic horse in Denver minding my business …”
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Another reason to avoid OneNZ like the plague. The last thing I want is to do business with any company that aspires to use more AI (I switched years ago, but keep forgetting to unsubscribe from their emails.)
From a One NZ email

The robots are coming
Everyone’s talking about Artificial Intelligence, and One New Zealand is leading the way. Our goal is to become the most AI-enabled telco on the planet, and it’s already happening. Thousands of scans, machines, and digital team members are quietly working behind the scenes to keep you connected, help when you need it, and save you money.
You’ll always know when you’re chatting with one of our AI team members, and there’ll always be a real Kiwi ready to step in whenever you need them (including me).
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
It's allegedly Luxon's third or fourth day back at work, and still nothing heard from him about anything, expecially MMH and Venezuela. It's almost like he lied about going back to work on 3 or 4 January. #nzpol
Quote from a Stuff article :Luxon joked that Hosking “only works, like, three hours a day for 35 weeks a year,” before offering his own perspective, as someone who spent 16 years working in the United States.

There, he said, workers “maybe get two weeks’ annual leave”, Christmas is “a couple of days off”, and people generally return to work on January 3 or 4. He expects to do the same this year."
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
There’s a lot of AI fake pics circulating of Maduro, & this one on Stuff looks very sus to me. Is he really flashing V signs as he’s led into incarceration? Sourcing unverified pics from misinformation rife X seems like extremely lax journalism to me, a further fall in AoNZ journalistic standards
Alleged photo, probably AI edited, of Nicholas Maduro in custody sourced by an incredibly incompetent Stuff staffer from X
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Seems about right for me 😬
The word ‘Swampy’ from Merriam Webster
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I'd really like Luxon and Trump to be less prominent in my posts by Dec 26! My most-used words in 2025 were: 1. "aonz" (100×) 2. "luxon" (99×) 3. "labour" (70×) 4. "aotearoa" (70×) 5. "govt" (63×) See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "aonz" (100×), "luxon" (99×), "labour" (70×), "aotearoa" (70×), "govt" (63×), "seems" (59×), "trump" (59×), "minister" (56×), "policy" (56×), "state" (51×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I’m not sure that consulting US Intelligence works anymore
Photo of Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Yup, or this 😬
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Dave @dpdiver.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Album cover of London Calling by The Clash, 1979
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