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David Christianson

@dpchristianson.bsky.social
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Christian, but not the mean kind ⚓ Widower Postulant in the Episcopal Church Seminary student after 26 years working in Education He/Him History hobbyist My best skeets feature my Frenchie-Pugs (#frugs) Loving your neighbor is resistance to tyranny

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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nevermore #DallasCowboys 😕
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Raven's Intense Gaze
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach? 
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T-Rex Hates Push Ups
Alt: T-Rex Hates Push Ups A T-Rex cannot reach the ground with its arms to do push-ups 
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🙄 what could go wrong? EPA eliminates rule that limits planet-warming greenhouse gas emissions from power plants apnews.com/article/epa-...
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My seminary is only a couple of blocks from his seminary. The FCC threatened consequences if this aired on ABC, so be sure to watch it on YouTube! #ImATalafreako youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: The Security Guards of the Galaxy
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Seminary Orientation Day 3: Spanish Morning Prayer 🇪🇸 Chapel as Formation 🛐 Introduction to Chanting 😮 Introduction to Accordance software 😵‍💫
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hmmmm Willie Nelson Led Zeppelin Frank Sinatra Guest appearance by Bach
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Today after the Eucharistic service, my church held a farewell reception for me to send me off to Seminary of the Southwest. They even had cookies printed with my dog’s face on it which made them extra sweet ⚓️
A cookie has a French bulldog face decorated onto itA Frenchie-pug looks at the camera daring you to get the ball
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My friend, Myles Werntz, wrote this for Christianity Today. May we read and take heed.
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Warn Thy Trillionaires - Christianity Today
It’s not wrong to be prosperous. But Scripture says wealth is for sharing, not hoarding.
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Congratulations España. England-France was much more fun to watch, but this was a good game.
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What a crazy 2nd half for these two natural enemies
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Adding my class schedule, 3 daily chapel services, and other Seminary events to my Fall calendar is bringing me immense joy ☺️
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 07/07/2026
Well. That was a glorious minute.
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I took too long to make a celebratory post about the USA’s goal and now it is too late… It would be an ill timed post
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’m no landscaper, but this seems like an odd time to water the pitch #USMNT #WorldCup
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Power is out after a massive storm in Texas and apparently I’m missing what could be the best game of the World Cup so far. Thanks for the updates, Bluesky.
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It was impressed upon me by a number of fellow parishioner is at my church this morning, but I am now less than a month away from moving to Austin for seminary 👀
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Violet is glad I have a holiday at home too
A French bulldog looks back over her shoulder with her tongue hanging out a d a silly look in her eyes
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Based on the historical record, I did not expect to still be rooting for the USMNT this far into the World Cup ⚽️
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Grading AI sucks.
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Diana Butler Bass @dianabutlerbass.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The strongest poison ever known Came from Caesar’s laurel crown, Nought can deform the human race Like to the armour’s iron brace. When gold and gems adorn the plow To peaceful arts shall Envy bow. — William Blake, from “Auguries of Innocence”
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve led your last zeppelin
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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
climate crisis has the chance to do the funniest thing
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I know about 3 of you in real life so if I get invited to a group chat, suspicions will rise
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Prof. Anthea Butler @antheabutler.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Let them watch it on TV sounds a lot like let them eat cake
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
There are multiple dog posts improving my BlueSky feed today, so here is one to improve your feed too #FrenchiePugs #DogsOfBlueSky
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Merge two movies: The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Today at church I read the entire first creation tale from Genesis and, indeed, it was very good. ⚓️
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Detailed Spinning World Globe
Alt: Spinning Earth gif
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Double deacon ordination in English and Swahili! www.youtube.com/live/Ja4o1rS...
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The Ordination of Austin Hackel and Bikole Mulanda to the Sacred Order of Deacons| May 30, 2026
YouTube video by Episcopal Church of the Heavenly Rest
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts
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Doctor - MASH Scene
Alt: Doctor doctor scene from Spies Like Us
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Softening my timeline by adding a photo of Violet. She fell asleep trying to get the toy away and holding my hand
A frenchie-pug sleeps with a toy in its mouth that is also being held by a human hand
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The Woz said I will not be booed lol I also love the lull of the crowd as they’re trying to figure out where he’s going hahaha (Via: www.instagram.com/reel/DYfgIwo...)
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
daaaamn london
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conrad 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✝️📿 @conradelliot.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"Whoever, then, thinks that he understands the Holy Scriptures, or any part of them, but puts such an interpretation upon them as does not tend to build up this twofold love of God and our neighbour, does not yet understand them as he ought." - Saint Augustine (On Christian Doctrine) 🕯
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Super excited to report that I have been accepted to study for an MDiv at Seminary of the Southwest beginning in the Fall! Never dreamed I'd be completely changing careers at 50, but I have to follow the call. ⚓
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Last night I got to participate in Rogation Day at my church, the first time I had done so. The congregants and clergy walked to various points on our church campus, read a scripture, prayed a blessing, then moved on to the next point, followed by Eucharist. It was a sweet service! #CreationCare ⚓
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Scott Gunn @scottagunn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@forwardmovement.org is hiring! Maybe you or someone you know is our new Finance Manager? This is a full-time position (or part-time, if preferred) based in Cincinnati (or maybe remote). If you think this might be where God is calling you to work, apply! ⚓️ forwardmovement.org/wp-content/u...
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
My local zoo just welcomed a baby giraffe and it’s just as cute as you can imagine www.bigcountryhomepage.com/news/abilene...
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Abilene Zoo celebrates arrival of baby giraffe
ABILENE, Texas (KTAB/KRBC) – A baby giraffe was born at the Abilene Zoo. The calf’s mother, Pele, gave birth to a baby boy on Monday morning. While he’s slightly smaller than the average gira…
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Every once in a scroll, an otter shows up and does looks at the camera like this
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Thanks to this ambiguous post, I was first in line to check out the new #MurderBot audiobook from my local library. I now will “sink into my media downloads and pretend I didn’t exist.” Thx darth
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only, no order Seinfeld Friends ALF Schitt’s Creek Daredevil In Living Color The Simpsons Wandavision The Last of Us The Good Place Ted Lasso Monarch Star Trek TNG Peacemaker The Office
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I’m gonna live forever stories.tamu.edu/news/2026/04...
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Coffee doesn’t just wake you up — it may help protect your body from aging – Texas A&M Stories
New research identifies a key biological pathway that could explain how coffee helps protect against aging and chronic disease.
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Important thread
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My dad died of COPD after a couple of really difficult final years. 1-2 packs a day. My mom died 3 months later. Just under 1 pack a day for her.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 28/04/2026
adobe illustrator file extension:
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Violet’s a sleepy frug #DogsOfBluesky #ToungesOutTuesday
A black and brown brindled Frenchie-Pug lays on a blanket with her eyes half open and tongue lazily sticking out
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
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three men dressed in mariachi outfits are dancing
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David Christianson @dpchristianson.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Excellent review. V stars
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