William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 18hWhen you go before The Judge, this will be exhibit 1 in the case against you. 1142
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 20hThor is the worst dog owner. Every time he plays fetch the hammer just returns to his hand. The poor doggo chased it all the way but never catches it. 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Wait, in America did you have to buy your human foot separately? 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Basically always. When I was about 5 all the boys went to football and apparently I just played airplanes at the other end. So I knew I was following my own beat long before I knew it was weird. 040
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This is satire and it is brilliant. It is by Peter Girnus over on Twitter. I've shared screenshots for people who don't have accounts on that hellsite. 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If he plays the same formation against Villa on Saturday Newcastle will lose badly and it will turn toxic. This style didn't work for Hasenhüttl at Southampton. It didn't work for Marsch at Leeds and it won't work at Newcastle. 020
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Also using AI to infringe on the copyright owned by your employer is probably not wise. 010
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026My ACME cyber truck promised to be fast enough to let me catch that Roadrunner. Instead it burst into flame. 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026You are my 2nd favourite Gail Simone-style poster. But no. 1 is only on the hell site. 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'm going to say something nice about Trump. He doesn't just turn on people who are loyal to him. However he will continue to demand favours from them. He will not do favours back. And the first time they refuse is when he will consider them disloyal and turn on them. 010
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Was that just because staff at the big two wanted to travel? "We're sending you to a con." "Great. Where is it?" "One block over from the office." 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hello Kitty.static.klipy.comPixel Art Hello Kitty with Pink BowALT: Pixel Art Hello Kitty with Pink Bow 040
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You are just tempting fate. If you blow out your ACL in the next week this will be to blame. 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Are you sure you are in New York? All your descriptions sound more like El Paso, Texas. 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is just vampire propaganda. Those pale bastards hate anyone who can get a tan. 100
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think I know what to do. If you walk to the corner and turn left. Then take the next left. Take the left after that. Then take a 4th and final left and you should find yourself in familiar surroundings. 040
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You are just round the corner from the pizza place 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We demand a return of the bad Ben screenshots! 040
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It was fun until Newcastle obsessed Anderson went to Sunderland at 4. The fans & the player would both be unhappy. 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So are we really doing this "Maye is terrible" "Maye is great" discourse every week? He can't just be a very good QB who is inconsistent in only year 3? 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In 8 seasons he has only once been a tier 1 QB in Mike Sando's survey. How is that possible? 130
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026LEAVE OSCAR ALONE!!! He is the reason I still have an account on the hell site. When he moves to Bluesky I'm done with the place. 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I didn't know I needed a Gail vs Hello Kitty blood feud but now it's here I need more 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I love these comparisons. Man City were cheating. Chelsea were cheating. Man United were just losing. 010
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Nope. The plan is to put Stroud in difficult situations until everyone forgets he is actually a good QB. It's just like how the Jaguars treated Trevor Lawrence for the first 4 years of his career. 110
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not yet. But I now have motivation to go to the gym 010
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Damn, girl. Your look is dazzling" Gets blasted. "Damn, girl. You make me see fireworks." Gets blasted. "Damn, girl. You make my heart go boom boom." Gets 'blasted' 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Damn, girl. That ass sways in the breeze." Gets struck by lightning 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How can you have a "next man up" mindset if you say you are f'd if a certain guy gets hurt? 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thunderbirdsstatic.klipy.comThunderbirds Are Go Countdown AnimationALT: Thunderbirds Are Go Countdown Animation 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How do you know he isn't here. He could be a ghost. 110
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That's because you haven't attended a despot monarch going to the guillotine. 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sometimes you might lose but you should always stand up to people who are that wrong 1303
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I know you are making fun because they used the non-American console name. But playing micro machines on Nintendo instead of Sega is a tragedy. The J-cart letting 4 people play at the same time was like seeing god to kids in 1996 110
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Wire, in Space ☑️ Little House on the Prairie, in Space ☑️ Maid Marian and Her Merry Men, in Space ☑️ Yup. Every show does work as an animated space show. 001
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That sinking feeling when you realise you've been Gailed. We've all been there. 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I've never heard of a donkey being an arsonist. 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's one thing the Royal Mail gets right. Their parcel collection points are open 6 days a week so the vast majority of people can collect their parcel if it's something that can't be left. 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I will not google. I will not google. DAMN IT!!! Huh. Really? 010
