William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This is satire and it is brilliant. It is by Peter Girnus over on Twitter. I've shared screenshots for people who don't have accounts on that hellsite. 000
Reposted by William ParkerGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026After a day fighting superheroes, the inside of Doom's armor smells like if a Grateful Dead concert had a waterslide. 2523
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Differences in social media. I made a comment about a 20 year old comic book (tagging the writer). On the other place it would have been taken over by pornbots and bigots. On Bluesky it's resulted in said writer debating how Thor and Loki (and Red Sonja) choose their sexual partners. 200
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Hi @gailsimone.bsky.social I've just reorganized my comics collection and realised that X books make up about 45% of everything. Is that too much, too little or just right? 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Playing Pokémon Red while drinking red wine. In some ways I've not grown up and in some ways I have. 010
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Dear Australia. You have shown weakness in front of @gailsimone.bsky.social She will now troll you without mercy until some other country catches her eye. 010
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Hey @gailsimone.bsky.social is this real? Is my favourite mutant coming to Uncanny X-Men? #Cannonball 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids! 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Well I'm not the world's most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke my spine Oh, my Lola Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Netflix are buying Warner Bros. and my only question is, does this mean there's a chance Batgirl gets released? 010
Reposted by William Parkerjaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1718 2459110
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Ha ha ha! That's right. I now have the whole of @gailsimone.bsky.social Secret Six run. And you're all jealous! 141
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025@billbarnwell.com Do the Colts have a punter on the active roster? 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I'm supporting Usyk just because he did a simple ring walk 020
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025@espnbillc.bsky.social so Eddie Howe guides Newcastle to their first trophy in 56 years and has them on the cusp of Champions League qualification despite no new first team players. Yet there have been 5 better managers in the Premier League? 120
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 16/03/2025People say sports are good. But my team won today and I keep laughing as if I have been hit with Joker gas. 010
Reposted by William ParkerDelaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I have the ability to identify most fantasy, horror and sci-fi metal miniatures from the 70s through the 90s. If you have a mystery mini, @ me! 1182
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025If the Chiefs have a sense of theatre they would punt the ball back. 110
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Has any movie death been more satisfying than Ellis in Die Hard? 010
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024@gailsimone.bsky.social I'm watching Die Hard and just got to the 1st scene with Holly and Hans. What is the female opinion of Holly? To me she doesn't come as a typical damsel in distress but as a fairly strong character. 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Thanks @gailsimone.bsky.social. I might never go walking in the woods again. Still enjoying Red Sonja Consumed 0163
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Washington Dallas. Go to bed. You've had too much. 000
William Parker @dozy-willy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024So i really need to go to sleep but I also have the new @gailsimone.bsky.social book to read. 0587