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@downpuppy.bsky.social
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Same as it ever was - Geezer Comics, Public Corruption, American Philosophers, & The Fate of Humanity Functionalist Grammar Policing done cheap

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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
OMFG It's real www.whitehouse.gov/arcade/
Screenshot of arcade.gov, Whitehouse 1980s level video game with violent racism
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This got bumped today, so to update - $6.88/lb
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Need some evidence that mass audiences can reject crap? Wiki's list of about 100 box office bombs has about 98 really bad movies. The only one I liked was Rocky and Bullwinkle, an OK children's movie that nobody born after 1970 understood. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
en.wikipedia.org
List of biggest box-office bombs - Wikipedia
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Billy Costa, wedding crasher
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It makes him Wilbur Weston. #MaryWorth is all about easy questions
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Dawn! Go back to the store. You forgot the celery. #MaryWorth is strict about tradition.
Dawn Weston snooping behind a tree holding a bag with a baguette but no celery.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Tommy can you see me? #MaryWorth Tommy Beedie, whose beloved is on a brief visit to Florida, is spiraling like the stripes on a barber pole, represented here symbolically by a barber pole.
Tommy Beedie, whose beloved is on a brief visit to Florida, is spiraling like the stripes on a barber pole, represented here symbolically by a barber pole.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Have you liked a post today? This trip IS necessary.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
@ironspike.bsky.social is writing The Secret of the Cold-cock Time to get out of the house.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Could only find one 2nd guess Wordle 1,710 2/6 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Dare to be stupid! Wordle 1,667 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Things that do not belong together.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I gave up on sleeping through the night 2 years ago. Wordle 1,626 2/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I get ventilated bags. I get resealable bags. Some things do not go together.
A perforated bag with a fancy zipper that used to hold 3 bell peppers.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Starlee & the Moonbeams!
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Google AI says I am Legion
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Humberto or Imelda could change this, but drought is all over right now.
Drought map out today with almost all of the US except the Plains in drought.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
#MaryWorth is creepy. That is all.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
A new pattern. Wordle 1,506 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Oooh! Will #MaryWorth find out how old Shovey is getting on?
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Running into Sophie in Drobak, Norway. Of course!
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Reddit might want to tweak their ad placement.
Jeep SUV ad attached to a warning about ICE,
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
One Last Mission! What could go wrong?
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
#MaryWorth went there. Well, somewhere. You're welcome.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
#MaryWorth 's version of Door Dash is better than most
Belle's cooking is to die for
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Wilbur has a common problem : How to rid his condo of his crazy girlfriend trying to kill his daughter and goldfish. Drowning? Forcing her to eat her own poison? Asking her politely to leave? He'll probably go nuclear : Send her to chat with #MaryWorth
Wilbur is wondering how to get rid of a homicidal hottie.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Somebody finally describes Mike Johnson properly.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
#MaryWorth eases its way towards the eternal question : Pets or meat?
Belle has already tried to kill his daughter 2 or 3 times.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Lasagna week in Luann, #MaryWorth & my house. I spent an hour on prep & managed to forget the greens that are central to our recipe. Still better than...
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Hiding out at Charterstone, where the only thing happening is Dawn Weston's father's girlfriend trying to kill her. Don;t worry, #MaryWorth is on the case, protecting people with a plethora of platitudes
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The US State Department has been sending letters all over Europe since March demanding that contractors who might do work for US Embassies follow Trumps anti-DEI orders. Of course, this has not gone over well. www.newsweek.com/european-cit...
newsweek.com
European city reacts to Trump's DEI ultimatum
Stockholm issued a defiant response to a U.S. embassy request to drop equality, diversity and inclusion policy related to contractors.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
So if they agree on a lunch order, that's 1 deal for everybody at the table right? Plus one for not tipping, of course.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Rick Riordan is great to follow for odd gods, but don't rely on him to tell a tom from a hen.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
A pyramid scheme! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_R...
en.wikipedia.org
Tesla Roadster (second generation) - Wikipedia
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Rather than dealing with the collapse of the USA, let's go to the low stakes, slow paced world of #MaryWorth
Wilbur's girlfriend intends to kill his daughter by spilling things on her.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
If you can't get a prisoner back, isn't that a pretty strong argument that the whole operation should be shut down immediately?
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
#MaryWorth is showing promise. Also, the quote is almost accurate but lacks context - It's from The Importance of Being Earnest
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I haven't posted about #MaryWorth in months, so, to catch everyone up on all the developments, Mary has new nail polish.
Mary Worth is typing pointless platitudes.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Watching Olivier's Hamlet Is it a problem that the actress playing Gertrude is 11 years younger than Olivier?
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
How the hell do I get AI results removed from Google searches?
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
This half nosed harridan is not the #MaryWorth we know & more or less tolerate.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
2 of my 3 starter words on Quordle in 1 day 🙂 Daily Quordle 1101 3️⃣5️⃣ 1️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Dick Tract is still antifa. Not sure why he changed Zyklon B to Xylon.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Despite the peyote stir fry, Dawn is exactly the same as she's always been. Such is life in #MaryWorth
Mary is still hitting on Dawn, who remains oblivious.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The last panel, April waking up from her domestic nightmare, is @drawmanley.bsky.social showing how it's done.
April is told about her sister in laws hideout, & is ready to rumble.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
#MaryWorth 's getting warmed up. Her new guest columns could be even better than her "Review past interactions" from last time around.
It's Mary Worth. Just move along.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Thug Saturday in Phantom & Rex Morgan. Don't leave your house, ever!
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Oh Noes! Thanksgiving is 2 days away. Will Charterstone starve? Will Toby find a rotisserie chicken in time?
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
After 90 years, Iron #MaryWorth finally has the sniffles. Enjoy it now, because this is going to turn into a 3 month tribute to her awesomeness.
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Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
June Brigman's interest level in today's #MaryWorth is reflected in the background detail
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