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using my extremely grueling classical ballet education to fantasize about Choi Minho doing pirouettes (29, she/her, 18+ pls) archiveofourown.org/users/dovebars

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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
PLEASE
The meme of two sea creatures clinking wine glasses and going „it’s been one of those weeks…“. This one has the bottom text „… pass the Kibum“ and they clink gasoline black fit Kibum and don’t call me bucket hat with bow Kibum instead of glasses.
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
They decided to hold them every year from now on because the last one made Minho so happy and it was really cute
Minho selfie in front of the beach volleyball stadium at the Paris Olympics with Eiffel Tower in the background. He has his very fluffy brown hair and tongue out a little, once again looking incredibly puppy Minho selfie in front of the beach volleyball stadium at the Paris Olympics with Eiffel Tower in the background. He has his very fluffy brown hair, hand raised to cheer and smiling his real bunny teeth eye smile
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I think I’m just desensitized from how often I’ve had to hear Minho say golf in my life. Never been more grateful than when he moved on from that hyperfixation
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Right right let’s not forget there is a chance she came to her senses in the meantime so we should stop thinking about it
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I’m pretty sure the last weird evidence was pre 2023 but honestly who can say, rules of polite society don’t apply on a golf course either so maybe it’s chill
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I’M SORRY it just comes out at the slightest prompting because I’m so deeply fucked up by it i have to go !!!!!!!?! I can’t help it 😭
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The way golfing is the SM disease will never stop plaguing me why do they ALL fucking golf??? Sooyoung models golf shit. Hyo golfs together with her evil stylist. Let’s just not talk about Buddie Birdie I’m in hell. BoA and lee sooman GOLF TOGETHER LMAO
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
No one in the room or the entire world is surprised and Iosing isn’t so bad like that. One annoyed voice in the audience about the ethics of fair competition, winning doesn’t work like that!!
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Chaos ensues while they’re both unsure if to try extra hard to win or somehow pout less than normal to lose (impossible actually. It’s a tie. Endless kissing loop)
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Even though he raised one of the contestants I feel like he’d work hard to stay neutral because losing builds character. But then again he’d be pouting himself which might be out of place for the judge and a little distracting. This is serious business
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Of course I would say this on the grounds of being biased but why not mother pout herself
One of those incredibly beautiful photos of Kibum at the fashion show of Hyeongseop in 2013 with floppy bleached hair, a HUGE Freddie Mercury button and a pout that launched a thousand ships with his original lip shape! Lethal. I believe later that day he’ll post a pic with Hyeongseop with the caption “I’m not that small but you’re soooo tall”, man I love him Kibum at a recent hunter fansign with silver/lavender hair pretending to think with a hand to his chin, winking and looking to the side and an incredible pout with his current lip shape, just as gorgeous
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Minho making a heart with his hands surrounded by very many emoji hearts
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
GQ making him look like a deliciously slappable, cute loser and now this. everyone out to get me today
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I ask this every day to the point people are sick of it. When
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
with those mask straps around his head too. so glad we’re finally getting into more adventurous kink territory
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
is this the final step of reconciliation these days
A post announcing a stationhead collab for woohyun and key
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🎃 GloomyBee 🎃 @gloomybee.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
enough said really
Choi minho wearing a floor length tan coat (cunty!), legs akimbo, and holding a metallic longboardSteve Buscemi, wearing a red hoodie and red backwards snapback, with a skateboard over his shoulder with the caption "how do you do, fellow kids"
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Seriously, he’s so pretty and not desaturated to death for once, I’ve been breathing funny the whole morning since seeing these
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I fear it’s bad for me. Does he have to be so endearing and lovable all the time??
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
He looks SO puppy here, GQ what did you do?!
Minho for GQ korea, close up of his face, he’s in a silly orange polo. His hair is revealing forehead and hangs into his eyes a little, he’s wearing square glasses with thin frame and I genuinely don’t know how to describe his expression. Cutie? I guess it’s cutie Minho for GQ korea, close up of his face, he’s in a silly orange polo. His hair is revealing forehead and hangs into his eyes a little, he’s wearing square glasses with thin frame, he’s looking to the side and I genuinely don’t know how to describe his expression. Cutie? I guess it’s cutie Minho for GQ korea, close up of his face, he’s in a silly orange polo. His hair is revealing forehead and hangs into his eyes a little, he’s wearing square glasses with thin frame and I genuinely don’t know how to describe his expression. Cutie? I guess it’s cutie. He’s trying to look a little bit serious here though Minho for GQ korea, close up of his face, he’s in a silly orange polo. His hair is revealing forehead and hangs into his eyes a little, he’s holding onto his square glasses with thin frame and I genuinely don’t know how to describe his expression. Cutie? I guess it’s cutie
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
this is so very deeply EXACTLY what I believe it’s wild
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
His goofy ass 🙄 (I am obsessed with him)
Minho for GQ korea in a creme suit, black boots, red cap in a silly goofy pose like he’s cartoonishly trying to sneak out of frame
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소유 @fullmusoyu.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
What the Choi Min Ho????????
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
(And the whole collection eats btw, maybe someone should get an entire fit)
Dsquared2 FW10 runway, model is wearing black, thigh high leather boots, tight black dress, red latex gloves Dsquared2 FW10 runway, model is wearing red latex stockings and black long sleeved leather dress with rhinestoned shoulder pads looking like skeletal hands Dsquared2 FW10 runway, model is wearing a half leather, half fabric coat that ties at the waist and thigh high black leather boots (all the shoes have the spine heel but here it’s visible) Dsquared2 FW10 runway, model is wearing a black skirt suit with pronounced shoulders and waist belt, thigh high black leather boots and red latex gloves
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
They came pretty close to the centipede in the collection those shoes are from
Dsquared2 FW10 runway, model is wearing an open back, sleek, black, floor length, long sleeve gown. The open back is adorned with a sparkling, probably rhinestoned construction that looks both like a spine or a huge insect sitting there
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Komi @littlefreakkomi.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Not to be the guy that makes everything about them but...cute
Minho asking Key "What is our master key, Key's 1 of 1?"Key pointing at Minho cutely and replying "Nee (you)!"Minho cartoon blushing with his hand to his mouth in surprise.
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Rogue @roguetaeminbot.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Oh NO, I hope he isn't in some kind of TERRIBLE PERIL 😳
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sara @morniesse.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
monsterfucker taemin confirmed ✅
tweet by ptea___

question is what song will he play to aliens coming to earth for the first time and bro said ‘i think it’s love’ and ‘sexuality’😭😭😭😭😭#TAEMIN #Grammy_Museum
(screenshot of taemin answering the question)
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Going forward I’ll imagine all three of them still naked but with name bib and exhaustedly waving to the crowd when I make them do the whole stage over cause something with the backshot wasn’t right
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
nothing I could say would express it better than our no.1 cheerleader thumbs up boy
Minho in a cute glasses and cardigan combo giving two BIG thumbs up
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Also threesomes suck. Why are they all men. Whose hand am I describing with „his“? Yeah, I’d like to know too
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
THERE’S NOT EVEN PLOT LIKE GIRL WHAT ARE WE DOING
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
i feel like writer’s block shouldn’t even be allowed for pwp even if it’s 15k
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
you’ll laugh because it’s been twenty years by now but i had the thought mmh can this announcement alone beat my writers block and can i make it before next wednesday..
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
And he’s also the one who built the prison, the guard, he was the first inmate AND he’ll break you out of there
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91z matching jewelry enthusiast 🤖 @spacewitchbot.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
My cellmate in horny jail
Taemin leaning against the bars of his cage threateningly
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
he certainly knows his assets.. and uses them
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
…. dripping wet
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
i say “all that aside” as if that last pic doesn’t make me (a pervert) think about the Taemin plastic bag self asphyxiation a little
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Sometimes you just have to get annoyed and stab your breakfast and go to sleep again in your pretty, expensive clothes. I’m sure there’s a good reason
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
prettily lounging around all day with nothing at all to do (except bathing and getting even prettier) and just waiting for…
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
all that aside he’s just so gorgeous
Elle korea editorial, Kibum lying propped up on one elbow on a bed, he’s in a light blue silk shirt and brown trousers looking dissociated and forlorn with slightly open mouth and dreamy wavy hair. One hand is between his legs. The other spreading jam on toast on a breakfast tray, but his heart isn’t really in it Elle korea editorial, Kibum’s face, once again parted lips and I genuinely cannot tell you what’s going on here. Probably a water running down the lens situation? To me it looks a little like the Taemin plastic bag self asphyxiation. But then again I’m a pervert
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
LIKE
Elle korea editorial, Kibum sitting on the edge of a bathtub dipping his legs in, he’s in very short white shorts and a parterned wrap silk shirt or robe, tied around his waist with a wide open v collar down to his sternum. He’s spreading his legs wide. We see a lot of leg. And flawless face with slightly open mouth
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Another favorite editorial because why were these mags having a Kim Kibum slut-off
Elle korea editorial, Kibum is lying face down on a bed in a mountain of pillows, slack expression, apparently sleeping, in a light blue silk shirt. Next to him there’s a breakfast tray with toast and jam. I’m sorry, but it looks absolutely indecent. Elle korea editorial, Kibum curled up on his side on a bed in a mountain of pillows, apparently sleeping, shot from above. He’s in a light blue silk shirt and brown trousers and there’s a breakfast tray next to him on the bed. All of it is certainly a choice Elle korea editorial, black and white shot of Kibum’s bare legs dipping into a bathtub filled with bubbles. You read that right. He’s sitting on the edge of it in shorts and a patterned silk shirt but we don’t see his face Elle korea editorial, Kibum’s dripping wet face shot from behind, angled like he’s bending over or leaning his head forward. He has a dissociated expression, slack mouth, wide eyes, wet hair. Yeah.
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moon moon 🌙 @kibumsbajablast.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
If he doesn’t come back soon…..
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Taking a break from work to go 🫣😵‍💫🫠🫠grrrrbitebitebite for a moment
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Rogue @roguetaeminbot.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I love writers. I love seeing the sausage getting made. It's so damn cool.
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Reminiscent of when they did this cooking content together
Variety content (don’t remember what?) from a few years back. Changmin was high end restaurant cooking for Minho as a guest. Here Minho’s looking at a smiling Changmin saying “And this sauce as well?”
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Minho on his boyfriend’s show <3
Promo post announcing Minho as a guest on Changmin’s yt show 덕밥집/duckbaphouse
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dove @dovebars.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Said these exact words to a friend earlier, yes it’s dire, but I really recommend considering what if they were lesbians doing horrible things to each other!
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