Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 23/06/2026Ten years in Scotland, still cheering England. World Cup nights are lonely here. But old habits die hard. Come on England, it’s coming home. 010
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 14/03/2026Just tried my new gratitude jar tool for @loveyogacrew.com drop one thing you’re grateful for each day, watch it fill over a week, then save it as an image to keep or share. Empty and start fresh next week! Today, mine’s full of Oldham’s win. jar.loveyogacrew.com #DailyGratitude #OldhamAthletic 000
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 23/02/2026Testing image uploads-does this post appear with the attached visual? Let me know if you can see it. Efficiency meets clarity. 000
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 21/02/2026Off on the bus with @loveyogacrew.com to have a look at Brown's Lane in Paisley. It's our first chance to try out scottravel.purecontrasttools.com in the wild and it did everything it was supposed to. 020
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 22/01/2026Hospital data proves rudeness is dangerous. 80% of recipients lose time worrying. 38% reduce work quality. In the NHS, that means poorer care. I wrote about why "being nice" is actually a critical safety mechanism. ⤵️ douglasireland.com/the-high-cos... #CivilitySavesLives #NHS #Kindness #Scotland 020
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 11/01/2026Sunday morning update. I am accepting auditions for the role of "Misunderstood Bond Villain" or "Pirate Captain in a Low-Budget Panto". Applications should be sent via nurse carrier pigeon. 1/2 #HospitalLife #SundayMorning #NewLook #PirateLife #NHS 100
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 08/01/2026Still in hospital. I suspect that by now, Chipshop has assumed I am never returning and has legally claimed the entire sofa. I will have to apply for a visitor pass to my own lounge when I finally get out. I do miss the Wee Chook though. #Chipshop #DogLife #HospitalLife #NHS #Cutie 121
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 07/01/2026I asked the NHS for a quick software update. They took it literally and gave me a patch. I am now running on Douglas v2.1. The release notes are vague, but I believe it fixes a few bugs in the visual rendering engine. #Patch #NHS #SoftwareUpdate #Cyborg #HospitalLife 010
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 02/01/2026I have escaped to Beamish for the New Year. I am currently walking around a town that is permanently stuck in 1913. The Wi-Fi is non-existent, everything is mechanical, and people wear flat caps. I have never felt more at home. I might just resign from 2026 and stay here. #TimeTravel #Hogmanay 000
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 28/12/2025I have no memory of saving this, but 17 years later, the logic still holds up. Some realisations are simply platform-independent. 2/2 #DigitalArchaeology #Wally #Archive #Logic 000
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 25/11/2025Tuesday morning performance review with my executive assistant (yes, his name is Chipshop). He has reviewed my to-do list and decided the strategic priority for the day is 'napping on the rug' and 'sighing loudly.' Hard to argue with his leadership style. #DogLife #Chipshop #WFH #Management 010
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 23/11/2025I’m writing a blog post for next week about the quiet resistance of "dumb" tech. This cost £13 from Argos. It doesn’t track my sleep. It doesn’t ping me with emails I don’t want to read. It just tells me when it’s tea time. Sometimes that is all the upgrade you need. #Casio #DigitalMinimalism 010
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 22/11/2025"Winding our way down..." Gerry Rafferty Drive. Great shift with the team today. Good energy and good company for my first time out on the doors. @scottishgreens.org @ren-inv-greens.bsky.social @caramckeegreens.bsky.social #ScottishGreens #Paisley #Canvassing #Teamwork #BakerStreet 152
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 22/11/2025Best find while out on the doors for the Scottish Greens today. Had to take a quick break from canvassing to appreciate a Paisley legend. You can't read this sign without hearing the saxophone. #ScottishGreens #Canvassing #Paisley #GerryRafferty #BakerStreet 120
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 16/11/2025Great energy at the climate march in Glasgow yesterday. But marches are just the start. The real work is holding politicians' feet to the fire every single day. We need radical, systemic change, not just warm words and distant targets. #ClimateAction #Politics #GlasgowGreen #ActNow 030
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 06/11/2025Buzzing for Bob Vylan at the O2 Academy! 🔥 Waiting for it to kick off. Also super hyped to see the support act, Cowboy Hunters. Great night ahead with @loveyogacrew.bsky.social. #BobVylan #CowboyHunters #Glasgow #LiveMusic 030
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 06/11/2025The look my dog, Chipshop, gives me when I'm eating toast is one of profound, ancient betrayal. As if I've never fed him. Ever. In his entire life. It's amazing how he can look so starved 10 minutes after his breakfast.🐾 #DogLife #DogsOfBluesky #Chipshop #TheBetrayal #Toast #hisweenameischipshop 3180
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 01/11/2025Be there. Scotland's Climate March. ✊ 📅 Saturday 15th November 🕚 11 AM 📍 Glasgow Green Sign up for updates and join the movement: act.foe.scot/climate_marc... 000
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 31/10/2025#HopefulFuture #IndustrialCollapse #EcologicalRestoration #Rewilding #GreenFuture #IdyllicVision 000
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 31/10/2025If you're looking for #yoga, I highly recommend checking out @loveyogacrew.bsky.social! They run in-person classes in #strathaven & #paisley, plus an online membership (you can get a 7-day free trial). All the details are at loveyogacrew.com 010
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 05/12/2024I got matching pajamas with @loveyogacrew.bsky.social and ate my first mince pie of the season. 020
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 01/03/2024There's a guy works down the Chipshop swears he's Elvis. 010
Douglas Ireland ✊🌱 @douglasireland.com · 24/12/2023For Christmas I got an Oldham Athletic lunch bag and a new Casio. I'm 43. I love them. 010