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@douglasdangermanley.com
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Signal: dangermanley.50 "Democrats don't want to win; they just want to complain about primaries." Leave trans kids alone, you absolute freaks.

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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 3h
Look what's here! @beetlemoses.bsky.social
Me with the new Beetle Moses book, with three framed Beetle Moses prints on the wall behind me.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 03/10/2026
Same.
Tom, it's Doug.  Could you send me Trump's number?  I got a new phone and lost it.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 29/09/2026
He missed the chip that I tossed him and couldn't figure out how to get it.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 24/09/2026
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 21/09/2026
FOUR HOURS
A whole bunch of ziplock bags filled with chopped hot peppers.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 20/09/2026
I'm going to have to deal with this batch soon.
A grocery store paper bag half filled with hot peppers, next to a cardboard container filled with more.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 20/09/2026
Hanging with this dope.
A golden retriever.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 15/09/2026
Newark, Delaware! Election Day is TODAY! Get out and vote for Luann!
Drake meme, but it's Doug.

No thank you: Dave Redlawsk, Dan Seador, Joe Jasper.

Yes please: Luann D'Agostino
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 14/09/2026
Great timing 🤣
Post from Danger Manley:
Canvass cat!

Post from John Breen:
Meow Zedog

Is this anything?
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 14/09/2026
Canvass cat!
A cat, wearning a collar, underneath a truck.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 10/09/2026
I made the mistake of reading the available pages on the Kickstarter and now I'm in tears 😭
Three panels from the comic; the boy's time with his dead dog is over, and the dog is going to disappear forever.

Witch: It's almost time.

Boy: Already?

Witch: Time is cruel.  Say your goodbyes...

Boy: I... I love you, bud.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 10/09/2026
13 gigs!?
12.9 GB
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 08/09/2026
How is this a real animal that lives in my house?
A golden retriever, twisted up and lying against the wall.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 08/09/2026
Door crew today for Luann 💪
Selfie with Doug, Luann, and Jake.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 07/09/2026
I only see two entities that have "coalition for" in the name; maybe we'll see this one show up after the 8-day filing this week...
Search for "coalition for".

Results: Delaware Coalition for Gun Violence, Coalition for Community Solar Access.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 07/09/2026
A rare zero-result search.
Google search:
"coalition for government transparency and integrity llc"
(yes, I put it in quotes)

Your search - "coalition for government transparency and integrity llc" - did not match any documents.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 07/09/2026
Amazing! Valerie is super scared of Syam, enough to put this garbage out 🤣 If Syam is on your ballot, vote for Syam! Remember my rule: anyone on County Council in 2025 should not be on County Council in 2027.
Hilariously bad hit piece against Syam.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 04/09/2026
Newark, Delaware! You, too, can vote for Luann at your convenience at Hudson Center (on Ogletown Road between Wawa and the post office). There was nobody there but me at 3pm. No lines, no trouble 👍
A ballot showing that Doug voted for Jeff Appelhans, Dwayne Bensing, Michael Alexander Smith, Luann D'Agostino, David Tackett, and Kyle Grantham.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 02/09/2026
Newark, Delaware! Early voting starts TODAY! Get your asses down to Hudson Center (between Wawa and the Post Office) on Ogletown Road and vote for Luann! (and also Dwayne Bensing and Jeff Appelhans)
Drake meme, but it's Doug.

No thank you: Dave Redlawsk, Dan Seador, Joe Jasper.

Yes please: Luann D'Agostino
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 02/09/2026
A heartfelt thank you to right-wing rag First State Update for getting the word out about Luann.
House District 23:

Dan Seador

Luann D'Agostino (Supports DSA; husband endorsed by DSA)

Joe Jasper

Dave Redlawsk
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 01/09/2026
Wheel practice on Saturday 👍
Two people sitting on the rungs of a gymnastics ring, with a ring in the foreground and two in the background.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 31/08/2026
Somehow Redlawsk also got a @momsdemandaction.org gun-sense distinction despite his preference for armed police in our schools. "If we're going to have people with guns in our schools"—this is a choice you get to make as a state rep. He could have said that he opposed it, but he dodged it instead.
Quote from Dave Redlawsk: "Something to understand: SROs—police officers—are better-trained on firearms than constables under the law.  If we're going to have people with guns in our schools, which is a discussion that probably ought to be had more generally, I would much rather them be the better-trained people."
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 31/08/2026
Redlawsk wants to Fund The Police, which is not surprising to me, but maybe it is to you. I personally do not want to "have trust" with our police; I don't want MY feelings to factor into this. I want THEM to be accountable or be abolished. Accountability theater will not solve any problems.
Quote from Dave Redlawsk: "We need safe communities; we need to be comfortable that we have trust with our police, that our police are doing the right thing, and we need to fudn them appropriately to do it."
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 28/08/2026
If your Roku TV (or other bullshit TV with an operating system) is bootlooping, check for a swollen capacitor on the motherboard and replace it! $1 fix 💪💪
Roku TV motherboard.  There are two different capacitors in the foreground; the tall one is the replacement.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 25/08/2026
Posting feet on main again
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 24/08/2026
[middle of the night] Dog: [barking] Me: [bleary-eyed, stumbling down the stairs, half asleep] Dog:
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 19/08/2026
Comrade Luann
Post from (everyone's favorite poster) Christine Ann [Gilbert]:

Luann is married to Doug Danger Manley, the guy on the Christina School Board who voted to remove school resource offices [cops] from the public schools [fact check: true].

She's as radical as he is and bad news for Delaware!

Please shar this post and VOTE against looney liberal communist Luann!!!!!

Vote RED!!!!! [fact check: there are no Republicans filed to run against Luann]
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 19/08/2026
How is this a real shape that dogs make??? 😂
My dumb puppy (5 years old) in the middle of scratching himself in a very strange-looking position.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 18/08/2026
True?
Discontent

You create from discontent. Most of your life has been spent being uncomfortable in your own skin. This body is just another house that's never felt like home. You don't know how to be at ease in this world or this life. Art is a way of running away, of forgetting yourself and escaping to a more comfortable place. To cope with an unhospitable reality, you create more welcoming worlds to consume your work and your waking hours. But the foundation of your art has always been your discontent with the real world and your life within it. Lurking behind the inviting scenery you dream of is the desperate desire to be anywhere but here. It is a world constructed as a respite from this one. Such vivid fantasies are the dream of one who considers
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 09/08/2026
Picking yard mushrooms
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 08/08/2026
Indy
A dog next to me on the couch.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 04/08/2026
The cat in the hat
A baby kitten sleeping in a winter hat.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 03/08/2026
The one script appears to be weird English letters, upside down, backward, Cyrillic-looking. The other appears to be a weird Japanese.
Rudo information, clearly.Info on Rudo's gloves, including the term "3R".
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 01/08/2026
Canvass cat
A cat lying on the defunct stairs underneath a deck.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 30/07/2026
Again, if this crap was even one tenth as good as they claimed it was, then it should send *me* advice. Why should I have to ask a machine questions? If you're so smart, then tell me what I should do instead 🙄
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 28/07/2026
Two cats
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 28/07/2026
Two cats
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 27/07/2026
What the actual fuck is this? Amazon is now censoring my purchases? For what it's worth, this was a box of KIND protein bars. Might as well not send me a confirmation e-mail.
Your Snack Foods item is confirmed

Arriving Wednesday
1 Snack Foods item
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 25/07/2026
I hate that I have to have a "Probably AI" quarantine folder in my incoming music workflow now.
Screenshot of a folder view.
Ready
Probably AI
Difficult to cut
Too short
From Kirill
Good
Meh
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 20/07/2026
Two dopes, shaggy
Two dogs lying on their sides, mirroring each other around an invisible axis between them.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 17/07/2026
I got stabbed by something during a run the other day. You can see the puncture mark on the bottom of my shoe here, which corresponds to a puncture and bruise on my foot.
The bottom of my Vibram Five Finger shoe; the puncture is circled in blue.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 17/07/2026
Oh, I feel it in my eyes! 👎
What looks like fog, but it's wildfire haze.  Thanks Obama
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 16/07/2026
Canvass cat
A black cat named Mystery under a car.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 16/07/2026
Canvass cat
An indoor/outdoor cat walking toward me.  His right eye is a little messed up.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 14/07/2026
Darline Graham Nordone, the sister of late Senator Lindsey Graham, has been tapped to serve the remainder of his term that ends in January, despite no prior political experience.

What do you think?

"She'll have some pretty big boots to lick."

Cody Heaton, Brand Protector

"No way a political newcomer has the skills to hang around collecting a paycheck for the next few months."

Evan Koch, Flyer Printer

"Wow, what are the odds?"

Lenore Catlett, Valve Replacer
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 11/07/2026
Connections woke up and chose violence today.
DOUBLE LETTERS APPEARING IN THAT LETTER'S ALPHABETICAL POSITION
AARDVARK, BOCCE, EBBING, TWIDDLE
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 06/07/2026
IJUSTMIGHT
A light tower for roadwork, with a label (brand?) of TRIME, which I read as "TRY ME".
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 01/07/2026
Canvass cat (Tigger)
A cat lounging under a truck.
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 25/06/2026
I found one in the wild!
Joe Jasper yard sign
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Danger Manley @douglasdangermanley.com · 23/06/2026
I had to ruin my thumbs removing and reinstalling the RAM, but that works again. I ended up needing to replace my decade-old hand-me-down video card. This thing worked great.
VisionTek Graphics Card

Radeon RX550
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