Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don’t mean to seem like I care about material things, like a social status. I just want four walls and adobe slabs for 081
Reposted by Groom of ElviraMC 5’11” Jesus @mikemariano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Horne Brothers look like the sleazy record executives at the start of a Run DMC video. 272
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Feeling uninspired for spooktober movies. Might just run back gialloween this year. 010
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Less than 6 hours until spooky username season. 130
Reposted by Groom of ElviraMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10895543644
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sorry to politics post but you should vote if you can. 160
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every other day in the pinball reddit there are guys asking “what game should I get?” I can’t imagine having ten thousand dollars burning a hole in my pocket so bad im asking strangers where to throw it without any context. Nobody ever says “you don’t need one, man.” 000
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It was contemporary then! Give us a widows bay reference you cowards. 010
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*someone writing for a video game but they hate video games and wish they could write movies* I know! I’ll put a twin peaks reference in here! That will elevate this garbage. That will make me smart. 141
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s genuinely insane that there are people who get a new phone every year. 160
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve been getting refurbs of previous models by like a year or two. Had an 8 for years and replaced it with a 13 that I’m using still. The 8 still worked it just had a weak battery by that point. 010
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I switched to iPhones like eight years ago after my pixel (the first model) bricked itself somehow. I’m on my second phone since then. I have not had a single issue. 110
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comYou're God Damn Right MemeAlt: The iconic line from Walter “Ted” Ponk 030
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Everyone is being very weird about this. I would listen to the Ella Langley song ten times out of ten over Mariah Carey Christmas, which feels way more inexplicably popular to me. 020
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You weren’t already sifting through the pod and bringing home the palatable riffs for sustenance? 120
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What the fuck is going onyoutu.beStavros Halkias Thought He Was Being Pranked when Cast for Oscar-Nominated Film 'Bugonia'YouTube video by The Drew Barrymore Show 120
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Something that annoys me in my old age is internet posts talking about a streamer using just a first name. “Charlie got a pinball machine” What the fuck are you talking about. 040
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You guys been getting those two meta ads lately? One features some old blind guys asking the ai glasses where the flag is so they can salute it. And the other one is about how they love humans or something? Anyway I’m thinking about buying a gun. 020
Reposted by Groom of ElviraScott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hey, the quality movies are starting up again! Here's me today in The Reveal on a near-unprecedented good video game adaptation, John Wilson's triumph expansion to feature docs and a perfectly solid Ethan Hawke thriller. Free to read. thereveal.film/in-review-re...thereveal.filmIn Review: 'Resident Evil,' 'The History of Concrete,' 'The Weight'Good movie season kicks off with the rare video game that works on screen, an idiosyncratic John Wilson doc, and an Ethan Hawke period thriller. 2254
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026More like Ed Sheeshman, on account of his massive public gaffe 020
Reposted by Groom of ElviraGenial Black Man @trecoolx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026🎵 Shawty had them rectums near her knees (knees), anuses near the floor (near the floor) The whole club was backin' away from her 🎵 151
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Shoutout Kirkland sparkling flavored water,hits that sweet bubbly soda craving without feeling like my teeth are all gonna fall out 000
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think I’d like to be a mailman. That’s a cool job. 030
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 15/09/20269/11? What’s that? never heard of her. 9/15? You mean “Did a Rottweiler Wrote This?” day? How could I forget! 050
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Looked up who Woody Harrelson’s dad is. Huh. 030
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Nice to see them finally making a video game based on The Story of O 010
Groom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The feral brewery children are extra rowdy tonight 000
