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@dotfortun.bsky.social
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A person on the internet. The cats are Grizelle (the floofy one) and Sombra (the little one.) I teach programming for a living, but if you know someone hiring a software dev with e-commerce, full stack, and education experience I'm all ears.

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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker.
On-screen text reads: "% MONEY CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR GOODS AND SERVICES _ 4 0"
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In Cyberpunk 2013 there's a bit about your empathy hitting 1 or less leading to mental problems, which kinda feels very prescient all things considered.
An excerpt from Cyberpunk 2013 about cyberpsychosis titled "Blazing Brains".

It starts "When a character's Empathy descends to 1 or less, he's going to have some serious mental problems."
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
SHOULD HAVE CHECKED WITH YOU BEFORE HEADING OUTSIDE. I FOUND COVER, AND THE WIND HAS DIED DOWN BELOW "TURN MY UMBRELLA INSIDE OUT" TO "PROBABLY STILL BE CAREFUL JUST IN CASE IT GUSTS AGAIN."
A park largely obscured by rain.  Visibility is heavily impacted.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's perfect.
A frame from Ghost In The Shell 2026.  Its crows rooting around in some trash.  It's perfect.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
There's a number of categories.
A screenshot of doesthedogdie.com showing categories that show up when you search triggers for "tran".  It includes categories for transphobic slurs, man in a dress jokes, dead among, and misgendering among others.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A match made in heaven:
A screenshot of a post on the Sailing Anarchy forum with the title "How square can a top be?"
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Could they take this New Orleans-ass weather back please?
A screenshot of the Google weather humidity widget reading 84%, with a dew point of 73°.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Sorry, I'm late to this thread. Did you name it a "bun" because the roundness resembles a bun? I've attached a picture of a bun for reference:
A picture of a bun, otherwise known as a "rabbit", in their natural habitat: not on a plate.  On the scale of "round" to "mad prophet", this bun is somewhat closer to "round", but you can see the seeds of madness in their eyes.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Yup.
A box with the label "morta and pestle set" sitting on a shelf.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A sign that reads"Explore the infinite possibilities of cheese together".
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You gotta be careful about chasing novel experiences, it's a slippery slope. One day you're drinking pop tart iced tea, and the next you can't get your fix without a little murder.
A box of "Liquid Death" iced tea with a flavor named "Dead Billionaire", which is a tea/lemonade combo with agave.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Case in point:
The NH historical location marker for the church Jonathan Daniels was a member of.  It reads:

Civil Rights activist Daniels worshipped at St. James Episcopal Church during his high school years.  Born in Keene, he graduated from Virginia Military Institute before entering the Episcopal Theological School in Cambridge, MW.  While studying for the priesthood, he went south to assist with voter registration.  On August 20, 1965 in Hayneville, AL, Daniels was shot and killed as he stepped in front of a young African-American coworker, saving her life.  His funeral was held at St. James.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
He's also indirectly responsible for one of my favorite footnotes of all time.
A screen cap of a math paper with the line "Two years later T. J. Kaczynski..." and a footnote for this line that reads "Better known for other work."
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I'd describe it more as a mistake than an accident. It is arguably directly responsible for Columbus.
An excerpt from the Wikipedia article on the history of Spain.  It reads: The joint rule of Isabella I and Ferdinand II is historiographically considered the foundation of a unified Spain. The conquest of Granada, and the first voyage of Columbus, both in 1492, made that year a critical inflection point in Spanish history. The same year saw the expulsion of Spain's Jews and the conversion of many others to Christianity. In the subsequent decades, the voyages of the explorers and conquistadors of Spain helped establish a
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This is the weirdest Baader-Meinhoff event I think I've ever experienced. Seen at a coffee shop local to me.
A novelty skull inside a costume space helmet on a white shelf in a coffee shop.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Related, I came across this in "Anarchism: a Beginner's Guide" while trying to find some decent reading to point you at if you want to read about it, and it struck me as pretty emblematic of the wider ideals of anarchism (i.e. there is no agreement between these flavors):
A table from "Anarchism: A Beginners Guide".
It is titled "Three Anarchist Views of Power" and details some positions of Anarcho-syndicalists, primitivists, and postmodernists.  They agree on nothing.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I ordered some coffee that also went on a journey. Thankfully the package arrived untampered (otherwise I'd have had to go on a journey of revenge for my coffee.)
A screenshot of the USPS tacking page.  The package goes through Boston MA, Wilmington DE, Philadelphia PA, and then back to Boston MA.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Guitar case in point. I spent the holiday hanging out with my cats, and it's been a lovely day.
A guitar case with a conspicuous black cat tail sticking out of it.  I still have no clue where Sombra is hiding.  Couldn't be in the guitar case.  Nuh uh.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Many of these poems by Piet Hein were accompanied by little pen illustrations, and Consolation Grook had this illustration:
A simple line drawing of a man on the stern of a ship steaming away from the viewer.  The man holds a globe in his hand while looking over the edge at his other glove in the water.  The moon is a waxing crescent.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
My dumb "I'm training #sailing in #RuneScape on a sailboat in real life" post is going to be harder than I planned.
A picture of a guy holding a tablet on a boat.  You can kinda see the Oldschool RuneScape interface but tbqh it's reflecting the boat more than displaying anything.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
An image of a bobcat in the snow with the caption "BOBCAT is short for ROBERT FELINE".
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
There's a Tumblr post (attached) that I love that is about Michael Caine and Tim Curry in their respective Muppets movies:
A screen cap Tumblr post with a pair of images of Michael Caine in the Muppets A Christmas Carol and Tim Curry in Treasure Island.

The text in the post reads:
"the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppets movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet 

discuss"

The response by emmaubler reads:
"No, no need to discuss your analysis is spot on."
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
On the coasts of Swordopolis there are a series of lightswords to help defend ships from the rocky cliffs.
A sketch of a sword sticking out of the ground, with a very sketchy city in the background, dwarfed by the sword.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Different pose but same energy (and tone.)
Sad Pablo Escobar meme.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I feel your pain.
A black cat sitting on a pizza box in front of a window and a computer screen.  My desk is a bit cluttered I'm sorry.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This was begging for a "What You Fail to See Mr. Pope, but I Have Already Depicted Myself as a Chad and You as the Soyjack!" so I made it. As an act of contrition, I made another version with the pope hat on the chad.
A soyjack vs. chad meme with a png of an svg of a pope hat photoshopped off-kilter on the head of the soyjack.A soyjack vs. chad meme with a png of an svg of a pope hat photoshopped off-kilter on the head of the chad.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
My cats have been very supportive of me over the past couple of days, and I'm very glad for them. Your cats trust you and care about you in their own very cat way.
Two cats on a bed, one of them laying down on the red flannel shirt I was going to put on but okay I'll just wear something else I guess.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I see your sleepy cat and raise you mine. I don't know how betting works.
A fluffy brown cat napping without putting all of her weight on my wrist.

My wrist appreciates the small mercy.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The app won't let me guess the height listed in the wiki.
A screenshot of wikizilla listing for Gamers.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I'd say less Ministry, more King Crimson but zoomed out.
The cover of King Crimson's In The Court of the Crimson King
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
You've made it through a lot of posts, have a cute cat photo as a treat.
A close-up of the face of a brown fluffy cat resting her head on my wrist while I'm working.  She's adorable.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Is this cat posting I see?
A fluffy cat standing on her hind legs to watch the goings-on outside the window.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I'll second the "pinned lists get youpat of the features with very little work."
A screenshot of the top of the bluesky app showing the discover feed, following, and "People With Skeleton Profile Pics" as tabs in the app.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Now that I am computer-adjacent: To turn off Restricted Mode in the browser, click your profile icon on the top right and it will be in the menu that shows up there, about 2/3rds of the way down. I don't have any iDevices, so I sadly can't show how to turn off Restricted Mode on iOS.
A screenshot of the profile menu on YouTube in the browser showing where to find the Restricted Mode toggle.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I'm not computer adjacent right now, and don't know where to find that yet but it is a *per-device setting.* To turn it off on Android, go to your profile and click the cog on the top right. After that select "General" and it will be in there towards the bottom.
A screenshot of the YouTube settings view on the android app.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
A happy black cat Friday to you as well!
A black cat laying down on a blue blanket.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Can confirm, I read it on the wiki.
Screenshot of the Gem drop table on the OSRS wiki, the first line has the item "Existential dread" and there's a footnote reading "The existential dread drop is removed when wearing a ring of wealth."

The rest of the table is filled with random junk.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I stole this from one of the many bluesky cat accounts, I do not remember which.
Picture of a cat with the text "stop using chatgpt I can also give you misinformation and I'm beautiful."
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I am here to contribute to the #crowposting
A chart showing number of crows or ravens for a particular person or event.  Number of crows is denoted by silhouettes of crows.

One crow - The Morrigan
Two crows - Odin 
Three crows - The Morrigan
Six crows - Someone dropped the pizza
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The right tried pushing that story a few years ago, but it didn't get any real traction. But really, I think we should be more worried about this:
Duo from Duolingo as a unicorn looking over his shoulder, frankly, incredibly creepy.  The text "Hide the evidence!  You fixed 3 mistakes.  Don't tell anyone." is displayed at the bottom of the image.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
This has been my lock screen for a while, and will remain so until I can either extract the background or find the source of the image again. It's been like a decade at this point.
A screenshot of the lock screen on my phone.  It pictures Coyote (from Gunnerkrig Court) in a quasi Pacific Northwest indigenous people style with a speech bubble containing the text "hehe!"
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Taken today!
A short haired black cat curled up on a blue blanket with a box fan in the window behind her.  She is looking towards the camera and zero thoughts are going through her brain.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Meme featuring an alien from Star Trek: The Next Generation from the episode "Darmok".  Top text is "Shaka" and the bottom text is "When the walls fell!"
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The fluffy one is Grizelle, and the shadow is Sombra. Grizelle used to be tiny, and Sombra still looks small in comparison.
A fluffy Maine coon kitten being cuddly and tiny.  The tinyness didn't last.The no longer tiny Maine coon cat curled up on a towel, looking at a black domestic shorthair kitten who is distracted by something out of frame.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The exaggerated contrast highlighting the facial contours is there and everything (not sure if that's due to flash photography or postprocessing tbh, could be either.) Poster for the show Lucifer that is going for the same thing, but somehow more subtly, for reference:
Netflix-style thumbnail for the show "Lucifer", with the title character sitting in a fancy leather chair with his fingers peaked.  The top of the chair has photoshopped fire.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Sombra also agreed that those people are stupid.
A black cat curled up and napping on a folded blanket, making it very hard for me to make the bed.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
There is time for both action and cats. Not just because cats are great, but because you need to take care of yourself and sometimes taking care of yourself is looking at cute cat pictures. We aren't going to make it through this in one piece if we don't take care of ourselves.
A black cat napping the the sunlight on my desk with her butt firmly on the keyboard like a jerk.  :)A fluffy cat napping on my desk politely not using the keyboard as her place of repose.
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I kinda suspected the author played Eve Online when I got to this line that seems to be a corruption of "If you quit can I have your stuff", which is a bit of a meme in the Eve playerbase.
Excerpt from one of The Expanse books including the phrase: "If you die," Holden said, "can I have all your stuff?"
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dotfortun @dotfortun.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
merr crimus <<<=
A black cat sitting in front of the tiny artificial xmas tree that she knocked down not 5 minutes after it had been put on the windowsill.
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