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Dos Colas

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BECAUSE the mountains don't give back what they take

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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 2h
Reckon I might
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 6h
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 18h
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 23h
I was just telling my doctor I've been so sad there are no clown operas and he gave me great advice.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Star Wars: Galactic Racer is out and soon we will have the Sebulba model.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've seen multiple posts since yesterday by people talking shit about the Scott Pilgrim vs. the World game. The game that is 16 years old, was $10 on release, and was ported to modern platforms 5 years ago. Now's the time to really stick it to them I guess.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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🕸️🎃Lou🎃🕸️ @butchbearking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tears in my eyes
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Freddy Krueger could use homophobic slurs and my opinion of him probably wouldn't change.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welcome to Fortnite, bitch.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm Shark Tank Slugworth, bring me one of Kevin O'Leary's wonderful teeth and I can make you live forever.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bad mikkelsen
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sun chips
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I saw a tweet where someone complained that in video games that just have you choose body type instead of gender in character creation you can't say that anyone's character is hot and know for sure if you're being gay or not. What an incredible world to live in.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This doesn't feel right yet but close.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I admire the pelican for always trying to eat anything, even if it's too big, and sometimes paying the price with their life. They are never unsure about how they want to live.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw them live once and they did their Holy Diver cover twice.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did it?
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm so fuckin old
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's actually cool as fuck because it's a castle that's upside down.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@mega64official.bsky.social fortnite is good now
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Halo Infinite came out and everyone liked it but somehow that wasn't the plan.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They took this from us and we can't make it again. We don't remember how.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why did they sex up Memnarch?
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I want the Mr. Hyde juice
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Unless he always sucks it I'm calling him Dickdoor.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trying so hard to enjoy Marvel Tokon. Having incredibly fun movement that nobody uses because there's no good defensive options is bumming me out.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is the real shit.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People will say they like Dragon Ball but then you try to talk to them about when Upa beat Dracula Man and they get real quiet, real quick.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't think the chronology of x-men has ever been consistent but boy can I not tell what decade this game takes place in!
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He's serious business!
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kizuna means "family"
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And also with you.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As an extremely uncool 33-year-old, I would be embarassed to post this, not because it makes me seem super lame like a grandpa who hates rock & roll, but because it doesn't really say anything about the show, aging, or anything at all.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I would really like to see Ziwe interview Martin Short.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Patron saint of doing war too hard and lying to black people. You would never guess he was union.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
2XKO dead to me. Virtua Fighter is the new hope.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope I live to see a singular fighting game with good onboarding for new players.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I just started ranked and it's crazy to me how many bronze players have memorized a 30-second combo but barely know the game mechanics.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is Magik's 2H the official baby-button for Tokon the way the Goku Black's 2H was for Fighterz? A good but not broken button that you can tell when players are staking everything on it being the best thing in the game.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Danger!
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Was looking it up and apparently just about any pronunciation of "swathe" is correct. Nobody really gives a shit.
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Secret Move
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Dos Colas @doscolas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nah don't go to the trouble of a shadowbox with the game in it this looks fine.
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