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Joe

@doscienceto.it
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Software Dev & Accidental Compiler Engineer, into Programming Languages, DataVis, Functional Programming, 3DPrinting, sewing, vim, spaces, he/him I spend more time on Mastodon at: functional.cafe/@hungryjoe

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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thanks Permutive for hosting the first iteration of the revived London Haskell meetups!! #londonhaskell
peepy with some fucked up fish man. sorry dudepeepy held aloft before the Permutive logo
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 08/09/2026
It does; that's why I like it
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qntm @qntm.org · 03/09/2026
maths
Map of England, "CORNWALL" highlighted red, the rest of England in green marked "RNWALL"
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 03/09/2026
Understanding the van Laarhoven representation of Optics was the closest thing I've ever had to a religious experience; which is sad really
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 03/09/2026
This is, as I believe the kids say, sick-nasty
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 03/09/2026
For people who are curious, I have a post explaining what is going on in the below Haskell code example and why it works: haskellforall.com/2021/09/opti...
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Optics are monoids
This post documents my favorite lens trick of all time
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 03/09/2026
"Free as in Puppy"
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Haskell programming language @haskell.org · 01/09/2026
They're transing the devs with new paradigms, call that Haskell Replacement Therapy bsky.app/profile/fast...
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 25/08/2026
I heard King Cnut tried this
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 22/08/2026
Ah yes, the two Surreys
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 20/08/2026
Did anyone suggest Monica Monad? github.com/joe-warren/m...
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GitHub - joe-warren/monica-monad: A Haskell Related "Warm Fuzzy Thing"
A Haskell Related "Warm Fuzzy Thing". Contribute to joe-warren/monica-monad development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 17/08/2026
Thanks; It's made using Haskell: github.com/london-haske...
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GitHub - london-haskell/logo
Contribute to london-haskell/logo development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Haskell programming language @haskell.org · 17/08/2026
London #Haskell Meetup Thursday 17th of September Bring your Haskell, or one will be provided to you Register here: luma.com/70s76zly
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London Haskell Meetup (Sep '26) · Luma
Calling all Londoners (and people who can get to London)! On Thursday 17th of September, we will be running a pair of talks at the Permutive offices. If you're…
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 13/08/2026
Yeah, but they did name a tank after him
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 13/08/2026
I've never really understood what the English attitude to Cromwell is supposed to be
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 13/08/2026
Posting my Count Binface figurine for luck #UKPol
A tiny figurine of Count Binface, wearing a pink and blue cloak
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 10/08/2026
I'm going to need someone to PR this into Extension or Imitation doscienceto.it/extension-or...
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Extension or Imitation?
Can you tell the real Haskell Language Extensions from the Imitations?
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 07/08/2026
I've often said this
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You are correct, and I am very cool.
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 07/08/2026
I'm right in thinking that you do your own VFX in your videos? I think that's really cool
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 05/08/2026
If you want to fuck with people, make it `Clockwise | Widdershins`
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 05/08/2026
Before looking this up, I would have guessed I'd gone with "Handedness"
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 05/08/2026
I had to look this up, but apparently I went with "Sense", which in hindsight I think is _fine_ but not _great_ hackage-content.haskell.org/package/wate...
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Waterfall.TwoD.Path2D
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France traversée @clementd.wtf · 03/08/2026
The official Haskell account is a beacon of hope in this godforsaken place.
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 03/08/2026
Slower version:
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 03/08/2026
Yesterday, I walked the Bakerloo Line with my sister, and took some photos of the TFL roundels (warning, flashing images)
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 31/07/2026
I made another #Haskell CAD video: youtu.be/ir7E8EDcAgA #3dPrinting
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Designing A Hook (in Haskell)
YouTube video by Joe Warren
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 29/07/2026
On one hand, C++'s C FFI is "not bad" because C is _almost_ a subset of C++ On the other hand, C++'s C FFI is bad, because everything about C++ is bad
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 29/07/2026
As someone who's relatively familiar with Haskell's C FFI, but not so familiar with Rust's, I'd be interested to hear this expanded on, if you're willing?
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 29/07/2026
... C++ is heard rustling in the bushes outside
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 26/07/2026
I might need this one explained to me?
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 22/07/2026
Personally, I don't understand why it includes ForeignFunctionInterface but not CApiFFI?
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 16/07/2026
What's your stance on Mushy Peas as a component of a Christmas Dinner?
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vaibhav sagar @vaibhavsagar.com · 15/07/2026
we are so unprepared as a society for what is coming. i am of course referring to the new pickle emoji (🫝)
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 13/07/2026
I'm confident we can get Amos into Programmable CAD
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Haskell programming language @haskell.org · 09/07/2026
"Learn You a Haskell for Great Good" is available as an interactive Sabela notebook on your browser! sabela.datahaskell.com/c/1ea40000 #Haskell
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Learn You a Haskell for Great Good!
Curated reactive Haskell notebooks.
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 08/07/2026
IIRC @cstross.bsky.social had a bunch of "that" happening in the later "Merchant Princes" books?
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 08/07/2026
I'm particularly pleased with the way these tree-ornaments look: doscienceto.it/waterpark/?p... #haskell #3dprinting
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Waterfall-CAD Playground
Interactive Haskell Powered CAD Playground
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 08/07/2026
Spent some time last night getting the example Waterfall-CAD models on my website to link through to the interactive playground: doscienceto.it/blog/waterfa... #haskell #3dprinting
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Waterfall CAD - 3D Models
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 08/07/2026
This only makes sense if you've seen the show
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 08/07/2026
Whiter than milk
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 07/07/2026
Thanks! The layout doesn't seem great on Mobile, I should probably have tested that more
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 07/07/2026
This may or may not be obvious, but you can use the "loadURL" button to open files from Github (or Github Gists, just paste in the "raw" link), and even permalink to them, like so: doscienceto.it/waterpark/?f...
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Waterfall CAD Playground
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 07/07/2026
I've been working on a #Haskell powered CAD playground, that runs entirely in the browser on Web Assembly Try it at doscienceto.it/waterpark/
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Waterfall CAD Playground
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 02/07/2026
Is the font "Roboto" called that because of the link to Android? or because it was designed by Christian Robertson?
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Stuart Frisby @mrfrisby.com · 26/06/2026
So a man who earns enough to be one of top 100 taxpayers in the country via a business handed to him for free paid £12m in tax whilst creaming £100m in handouts from the state. And we're supposed to be lauding him for his transparency and not looting the palaces?! What a deeply unserious country.
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Flavio 🏴‍☠️ @flaviocorpa.com · 24/06/2026
I recently really enjoyed @mschav.bsky.social's talk at #ZuriHac so I tried to reproduce this chart in Sabela (a Jupyter-notebook-like project for #Haskell) seems like this Mbappé guy is not so bad either! 🤭
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Immigration went down, and they didn't even care. Time to continue taking their demands at face value, I guess.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Has the government considered how much more cool going on the internet will be for kids when it's a crime?
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Joe @doscienceto.it · 14/06/2026
Ha; I hadn't spotted that
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