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@dortusdortus.bsky.social
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I eat kids Rejoice! For I am here to provide shitposts whenever I feel like it!

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
gee! Thinking about the funnies sure is hard! Who would’ve known I would have to… think?
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Looks like SOMEONE forgot to turn off noclip
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hate it when I try to go to Italy and end up in Paraguay! So annoying!
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Discord
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fyi, i'm not turning into an art account, i just post random bullshit i want the word to see, For example: peanut buster parfait
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Same…
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Guys guess the game I’m playing by 1 pixel
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Why are we learning me? I am not to be studied
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Noooo! I don’t want to be caught! - a wandering spirtit
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*You felt a strange melancholy #art #deltarune #forgottenman
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Mario
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ju-st kidd! WHAT THE FU-
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
(Spoilers-ish) Ralsei throughout chapter 5 #delarune #art #deltarunechapter5 #flowery
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Is that a lizard
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
When did he get here
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
DELTARUNE tomorrow…
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What about people in 1894
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
What about people in 1887
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Look, it’s a spamt swap, he’s allowed to misspell some words to make him more unhinged
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Tenna’s shop #art #deltarune #au
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This is hard Yeah
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ok I finally decided to post my spamton swap art, and so directors commentary: most tenna/spamton swap au’s I saw made spamton fat (witch I liked don’t get me wrong,) so I decided to do a complete 180 and make him tall and lanky! :D #art #deltarune #au #swap
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I made mo art of my tenna swap #art #deltarune
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Also i’ll draw spamton tomorrow because I’m lazy. (And yes I like to draw, I don’t put all my energy into saying stupid stuf)
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I made a spamton -> tenna swap au a while ago (I was contemplating about posting it.) I put in a lot of work making it the story is basically just tenna Took that one call for spamton while he was signing that contract. (maybe somebody will see this, maybe not.) #art #deltarune
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I ate a dandelion and now my mouth tastes like rubber. Why couldn't I just stop? I already bit into 90% of it's biomass in 1 bite.
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'm bored of being frank
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Can i be frank with you guys Thank you :)
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Yeah and instead of .gif its gorf
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The glaggleland slungaggler
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!1!1! I FOLLOWED THIS ACCOUNT FOR IMAGES OF A RABBIT AND I GET A DOG???? UNFOLLOW
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I hate how Ellen DeGeneres looks like a genderbent George Bush.
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
When life gives you lemons make lemonade? That's because life was hired by big lemon to spread their influence, see the truth people!
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
A doodle dog and dog doodle are two different things. However, a doodle dog doodle are both of those things.
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Genuinely hope that pombon stands up when it evolves so that I can laugh at the other pokemon fans #pokemon
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Holy... it's giving me balatro vibes. That's a good thing, I love balatro
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Does pointing feel wildly inaccurate to any of y'all?
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Ah yes, small Australian spider, piss pickaxe, blue sword, shit covered villager, blue ore, correctly facing anvil, the child, and squig
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Well, the warning was in the comment, I have no knowledge of chess
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Pawn to a8? -a man with no knowledge of chess
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Oh
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
When the evil wizard turned me into a cup with a face and my roommate is a massive superhero fan
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Either this or i'm stupid (i bet my life savings (one cent) it's I'm stupid
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Did this unfortunately happen to you?
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
McDonald's worker. It would be funny
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a person holding a red apple
ALT: a close up of a person holding a red apple
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Change the pawns to bishops, and make all the pieces evil and call it evil chess
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Yes, specifically fountains that are very dark
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Can anyone tell me what happened on the 21st night of September? I don't remember
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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The 21st night of September.
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