Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026gee! Thinking about the funnies sure is hard! Who would’ve known I would have to… think? 000
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I hate it when I try to go to Italy and end up in Paraguay! So annoying! 010
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Fyi, i'm not turning into an art account, i just post random bullshit i want the word to see, For example: peanut buster parfait 000
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Noooo! I don’t want to be caught! - a wandering spirtit 000
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026*You felt a strange melancholy #art #deltarune #forgottenman 030
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026(Spoilers-ish) Ralsei throughout chapter 5 #delarune #art #deltarunechapter5 #flowery 030
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Look, it’s a spamt swap, he’s allowed to misspell some words to make him more unhinged 000
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Ok I finally decided to post my spamton swap art, and so directors commentary: most tenna/spamton swap au’s I saw made spamton fat (witch I liked don’t get me wrong,) so I decided to do a complete 180 and make him tall and lanky! :D #art #deltarune #au #swap 010
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Also i’ll draw spamton tomorrow because I’m lazy. (And yes I like to draw, I don’t put all my energy into saying stupid stuf) 000
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I made a spamton -> tenna swap au a while ago (I was contemplating about posting it.) I put in a lot of work making it the story is basically just tenna Took that one call for spamton while he was signing that contract. (maybe somebody will see this, maybe not.) #art #deltarune 130
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I ate a dandelion and now my mouth tastes like rubber. Why couldn't I just stop? I already bit into 90% of it's biomass in 1 bite. 000
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!1!1! I FOLLOWED THIS ACCOUNT FOR IMAGES OF A RABBIT AND I GET A DOG???? UNFOLLOW 120
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I hate how Ellen DeGeneres looks like a genderbent George Bush. 010
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026When life gives you lemons make lemonade? That's because life was hired by big lemon to spread their influence, see the truth people! 000
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026A doodle dog and dog doodle are two different things. However, a doodle dog doodle are both of those things. 000
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Genuinely hope that pombon stands up when it evolves so that I can laugh at the other pokemon fans #pokemon 010
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Holy... it's giving me balatro vibes. That's a good thing, I love balatro 010
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Ah yes, small Australian spider, piss pickaxe, blue sword, shit covered villager, blue ore, correctly facing anvil, the child, and squig 020
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Well, the warning was in the comment, I have no knowledge of chess 010
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026When the evil wizard turned me into a cup with a face and my roommate is a massive superhero fan 000
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Either this or i'm stupid (i bet my life savings (one cent) it's I'm stupid 010
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026media.tenor.coma close up of a person holding a red appleALT: a close up of a person holding a red apple 000
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Change the pawns to bishops, and make all the pieces evil and call it evil chess 010
Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Can anyone tell me what happened on the 21st night of September? I don't remember 100