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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

gee! Thinking about the funnies sure is hard! Who would’ve known I would have to… think?

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I hate it when I try to go to Italy and end up in Paraguay! So annoying!

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Fyi, i'm not turning into an art account, i just post random bullshit i want the word to see, For example: peanut buster parfait

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Guys guess the game I’m playing by 1 pixel

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Ok I finally decided to post my spamton swap art, and so directors commentary: most tenna/spamton swap au’s I saw made spamton fat (witch I liked don’t get me wrong,) so I decided to do a complete 180 and make him tall and lanky! :D #art #deltarune #au #swap

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I made a spamton -> tenna swap au a while ago (I was contemplating about posting it.) I put in a lot of work making it the story is basically just tenna Took that one call for spamton while he was signing that contract. (maybe somebody will see this, maybe not.) #art #deltarune

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I ate a dandelion and now my mouth tastes like rubber. Why couldn't I just stop? I already bit into 90% of it's biomass in 1 bite.

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Can i be frank with you guys Thank you :)

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I hate how Ellen DeGeneres looks like a genderbent George Bush.

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

When life gives you lemons make lemonade? That's because life was hired by big lemon to spread their influence, see the truth people!

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

A doodle dog and dog doodle are two different things. However, a doodle dog doodle are both of those things.

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Genuinely hope that pombon stands up when it evolves so that I can laugh at the other pokemon fans #pokemon

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Does pointing feel wildly inaccurate to any of y'all?

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Can anyone tell me what happened on the 21st night of September? I don't remember

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Did a kick ass hank Hill impression, when I snapped out of it, I was just like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????"

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

My friends look away from me for 2 seconds and i'm eat lettuce like a fucking garden snail

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

There are 5 signs of being a deltarune fans. Well, i'm not going to tell you, figure it out yourself.

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Children can't go 1 minute without flashing lights and epic fight scenes and not get bored, Meanwhile I watch a still image of Grey and this is the greatest piece of media I've seen!

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

If i‘m ever in an interrogation, and the officer offers me a cup of water, I’ll accept, before drinking the water, and eating the cup. Those bitches ain’t getting my DNA.

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Guys I was in Walmart and saw this #deltarune

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

It may look like i'm doing homework on my school issued Chromebook, but all I am doing is playing papa's bakeria, now fuck off.

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Guys help my friends have made me play hollow knight and then silksong help

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I like whenever I show gental disdain for something chat get always responds to me like I'm about to kill myself. Hitting me with the you are not alone dialog when I talk about the legends ZA megas looking rushed. True story btw

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

"You going to eat that?" My brother in christ, its a table. Of course I'm going to eat it.

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

How the fruit in my fridge looks at me on the one day I want to eat healthy and it's pissed I left it alone for so long so they combine into a fruit person and I deadass have to do a boss fight

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

You should frown more, it’ll give you wrinkles.

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only straight deltarune fan.

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Imagine when you die gox shows you your k/d ratio

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I think tenna would root for the Yankees while not knowing that they're not around anymore.

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Dirt's school of magic and dumbassery

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I have found the appeal of balatro.

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I will identify any cat in this comment section

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

"Hey you're acting pretty rude buster!"

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Just found out that Wikipedia shows you the signatures of people therefore I could hypothetically forge the signature of popular film producer Robert Rodriguez producer of movies such as shark boy and lava girl and spy kids 3D.

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Dirt @dortusdortus.bsky.social · 11/08/2025