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David Rolfe

@dorolfe.bsky.social
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Single dad. Gen-X humanist. Program for work, make electronic music for fun. Listen at soundcloud.com/dorolfe

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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We have stickers now blaming trump like we used to have them blaming Biden. Same gas station.
It's a photograph of a gas pump in the evening sun. It shows $31 for 7.7 gallons of gas and there's a sticker on the pump of Donald Trump pointing up at the price with the caption "I did that!"
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
There was a great illustration in one of my old text books. This is the closest I could find. Tales of Buddhist Hells, Jigoku Zoushi
Depicts some people in a pit or ocean of excrement, their heads are above the surface and they’re swollen with giant bug bites and there are wasps flying in the air. It’s a 12th century Japanese painting from a scroll. Dark ink outlines washed with red and brown.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Lol I love that the new position is Iran should have nukes. Everyone should have nukes. This won’t have blowback.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
What’s up?
Screenshot of Walker’s output at Salon making the case for Trump. Walker Bragman’s output at salon doesn’t cover him in glory. Why y’all repost him all the time?
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Update on this front:
It’s a photo of a fortune from a fortune cookie that I got yesterday it reads: you will have a romantic dinner with your significant other in the bathroom
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Finally.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
She’s pictured among the attendees. But didn’t attend that dinner because shes pictured at the substack event same place and time.
Screenshot showing her photo on the red carpet for nerd prom. She’s in a black dress with a black mask and is pictured in the background of another photo in the same outfit, but it’s blurry. This one in the lobby after the shooting I guess.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Who needs a working body when you’ve created value for shareholders?
It’s a foot stomping in a puddle of blood
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Translation in alt. This is from the new Oxford dictionary on my phone.
Kokushobi 

Commonly, a day when the high temperature is above 35°C. [expression used by the media since the early 1990s. The Japan Meteorological Agency has been using it as an official forecast term since April 2007.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgr... This is that chart btw.
FRED chart of purchasing power in US, city average. It’s a blue line that goes down from 47 on the left index from 1984 down to 30 at the right for today.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Haha increases the temperature is a funny way to spell threatens and does war crimes.
Screenshot of the fucking NYT:

The antagonistic post showed that there were really no boundaries when it comes to people Mr. Trump might target - the leader of the world's 1.4 billion Catholics is apparently fair game. Shortly after sending his post on Sunday evening, Mr. Trump disembarked from Air Force One and answered questions from reporters. When asked why he sent the post, the president said that he did not think the pope was doing a good job and suggested that Leo "likes crime, I guess." He accused the pope of supporting nuclear weapons and called him a "very liberal person."
Mr. Trump's angry counterpunch to the soft-spoken Leo, who was born Robert Francis Prevost in Chicago, illustrated how differently two of the world's most powerful Americans handle conflict. One pleads for resolution, while the other reflexively increases the temperature.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I’m sure it will be fine.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Hehe what if that magnetic field had a color???
A set of color swatches that Wikipedia identifies as magenta
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I blocked that lady that said she hated Trivers but he was cool for doing some science and Zionism. Who am I to sit and judge? Just some rando that isn’t friends with well-known pedophiles. The bar is sooo low to judge these guys and I’ve cleared it.
Screenshot of posts by Wendy Orent. What they say doesn’t matter because I blocked her as she requested.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Screenshot of famous Dril tweet:

wint @dril
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Here’s the time my kid *almost* beat me at Mario Kart. I’m stealing this finish in the last second then I had to film the replay. If you’re reading this One Day, I love you! 🥰
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Nice
Screenshot of the post below when it had 69 likes.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The atlantic has been reeeeally stupid lately.

The Atlantic

Welfare Fraud Is a Problem-For
Democrats

Safeguarding the social safety net is essential for keeping it.

By James Surowiecki
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/ima...
It’s a Chevy Corvette 23 stingray decked out in Florida highway patrol black and tan with a light kit.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Lol weather go home you’re drunk!
Screenshot of the Weather app on my phone showing today’s high as 81 but Tuesdays low is 29°
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
You hear that *the Atlantic*?? Y’all fucking choke daily.

The Atlantic

Screenshot of a headline

Welfare Fraud Is a Problem-For
Democrats

Safeguarding the social safety net is essential for keeping it.
By James Surowiecki
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The timeline provides:
Screenshot where the OP above saying that the panda express is out of white rice followed by a post from Bernie Sanders, saying “this is authoritarianism plain and simple”
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Haven’t posted any loops in a while. Video player still doesn’t loop seamlessly. Instagram almost does. I’ll just keep using it.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The original DEI
Vulcan calligraphy reads: infinite diversity in infinite combinations
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
a foot stepping in a puddle of blood
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Louisa are you saying Jonah Goldberg is a dumbass?
The cover of a book by a dumbass depicting, a yellow smiley face with a Hitler mustache
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
But the media was complicit in preventing the leaks to enable the bombing and kidnapping.
Screenshot of a tweet:

Laura Loomer  @LauraLoomer

Bravo to President Trump's administration. There were zero leaks about the operation in Venezuela. If this was 2017, it would have leaked days before.
Total professionalism from President Trump and his Cabinet.
Air tight. And they all looked great celebrating together at Mar a Lago.

9:32 AM • Jan 3, 2026 • 21.3K Views
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
侵略!イカ娘
Screenshot from the anime squid girl. It’s a picture of the lifeguard Goro, clasping squid girl’s hand in camaraderie.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Good thing we picked the peace president.
Walter Bragman‘s bullshit output at Salon in 2016
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
This is a diverging diamond gaiconsultants.com/wp-content/u... No left turns against oncoming traffic!
Diagram of a diverging diamond for a northbound highway over an east-west Cross St.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Whites love the Gop. When will the white community address this? www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/co...
Various maps of the US election outcomes by electoral vote when only counting specific demographics. The one for people of color is entirely blue. The one for whites is pretty much all red. Washington state is the only one that’s blue in every scenario.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Walker Bragman thought Hillary would start more wars. Screenshot of his output for Salon.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
Its Goro and Squid Girl from 侵略イカ娘
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I was saying today elsewhere that any Japanese kids born this year should claim they were born in the year of the bear rather than Chinese zodiac year of the snake.
It’s a photograph of a bear sighting, warning sign. It’s a yellow square with a black bear silhouette.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
TIL you cant use your tentacles when you play soccer. (Because tentacles is written with the kanji for hands) #イカ娘
Screenshot from the show イカ娘 Ika Musume, Squid Girl:
Large kanji in the background filling the frame:
触 手
Squid Girl stands between them questioning:
My... tentacles...
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The internet was a mistake.
Screenshot of Google trends for the search term “felching” showing a sharp upward spike today
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
That Wolfwagon rules! (It has ears lol) Sadly this is not called the Wormwagon:
Illustration in the style of Richard Scarry of Lowly the Worm, a brown worm in a blue shirt, red bowtie and green hat; he’s driving his car which is shaped like a giant red apple with a green leaf attached to its stem. It has four tiny tires at the bottom and a huge windshield across the front.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
This sign rules.
A sign from a No Kings demonstration in Chicago, held up in a crowded street in the shade of tall buildings. it reads “democracy needs your courage 10/18/25”. the parts of your and courage that spell “OUR RAGE” are written in red letters. Democracy needs OUR RAGE.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Sorry they lumped you in with walker “trump is the peace candidate” bragman
A screenshot of Walker Bragman‘s work for salon during the 2016 election. It’s showing Hillary the hawk Donald the dove energy.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
This is a perfect shot from this weeks #dandadan — her shocked expression as block in her hand reflects her mind, perfect timing on the camera movement and background. Loved it!
Close-up of Ayase from Dandadan. She’s a Japanese gal/gyaru with big green earrings, tan skin, and red-brown shoulder length hair.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I too have driven a car all my life and it hasn’t gotten me killed.
Diagram of a WW2 aircraft marked with red dots where bullet holes in aircraft that had returned from missions. 

It illustrates survivorship bias.
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Another day to clown Ezra Klein
Screenshot of the @dril tweet

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
日本!おめでとうございます!
Japan scored in the full democracy category in the research in the quoted post below
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This Noah Pinion thing is so stupid because no one even knows if you read Matty everyday unless you’re posting about it or plagiarizing him. Damn. No is getting famous for muting Matty. That’s not even what “getting canceled” is. 🤦🏼
Screenshot of a wall of text. It reads:

yield activity. It's basically outrage entrepreneurship.
Of course, this means that there was an incentive for progressive purity spirals and tent-shrinking. If you're a progressive looking for new people to denounce, the most tempting targets are probably center-left liberals who have heretofore been safe from cancellation.
Hating Donald Trump is old news. But hating Matt Yglesias? That could get you some real attention!
And so the ranks of the online cancel-mobs were probably also swollen by people who participated in the mobs out of fear that if they didn't, they too would be canceled. This gave rise to a phenomenon I call ponzi screaming —
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Don’t print lies in the newspaper.
Screenshot of the New York Times editorial headline reads America Mourns Charlie Kirk
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
If France was a Gundam www.mahq.net/wp-content/u...
An illustration of NEL-75C Butler Bensonmum from Mobile Fighter G GUNDAM
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Wrecked!
Picture of a lobster man from terror from the deep encyclopedia
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Movie poster for Alien Vs. Predator -- tagline is "whoever wins... we lose."
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Just scrolling old screenshots and found this banger tweet.
A screenshot of a tweet  by me years ago. It reads:

For real. Billionaires aren't going to opt to live on Mars. Underground, beneath a frozen hellscape eking out a living powered by RTGs delivered from Earth, drinking recycled urine. Trying not to get and die from cancer or simple injuries with minimal health facilities.

If there's anything there to exploit after the pioneering science is done it's going to be serfs living out there, depending on each other, stronger together. It's gonna be a place of suffering held together by values billionaires hate: community, sustainability, collectivism.

There's no rugged individuals subsisting in Antartica or on the pacific sea-floor, places much easier to get to and set up camp than Mars.

Sent 10:11 AM • 12/14/22 • Twitter for iPhone
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David Rolfe @dorolfe.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Good company.
Screenshot of Walker Bragman‘s bullshit when he was arguing voting against Clinton was good actually
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