Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Call me Mick Jagger because I've walked for miles. My feet. HURT. 010
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'll just be sitting doing nothing and suddenly I'll have to bellow WELL YOU GOT CAUGHT WITH A FLAT? WHELLLLLLLLL. HOW. BOUT. THAT? 🤨 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026RIP Tim & Dolly. steff.substack.com/p/rest-in-po...steff.substack.comRest in PowerOn Dolly Parton and Tim Curry 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Burning a cone of incense called "Attracts Money" yes let's see what happens 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I wrote about David Bowie and seeing Jack Black at the movies (*again*). steff.substack.com/p/here-we-aresteff.substack.comHere We Are.I can’t finish writing about how much I hated Tony until I tell you this one short thing. 020
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It's 90 degrees in LA and a local boutique keeps posting cute reels about how they can't wait for Halloween and honey I CAN'T WAIT for the cold to actually set in sometime between Thanksgiving and NYE. 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026No one prepares you for the harsh reality that home ownership is 15% hold music. 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 04/07/2026OH, the gift and the CURSE of being a NOSTALGIA FANATIC 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I had a dream that I reignited a hot affair with Jon Hamm from 2017, and NO ONE can take that away from me. 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The Apple TV "Cape Fear" series is SO stinkin bad omg. 020
Reposted by Steff Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98! 1054303633597
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Say what you will about Los Angeles (and y'all always do), but people who were born and raised here do NOT go out of their way to insult people for NOT being born and raised here. For example, when someone says, "I'm from San Francisco," most Angelenos will say, "Cool." See how easy that is? 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Ya know...I *could* have ChatGPT write this cover letter for me... BUT I WON'T. BECAUSE I'M NOT A BITCH. AND BECAUSE I'M APPLYING FOR A BIG OL' JOB. AND IF I CAN'T EVEN WRITE THIS COVER LETTER, HOW IN THE HELL AM I GONNA DO THIS BIG OL JOB? 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I keep thinking about the Safesforce AI commercial where Matthew McConaughey sits on a restaurant patio in the pouring rain saying, "If Safesforce AI made the reservation, I wouldn't be in the rain!" And then a waiter brings him shrimp, and he's like, "AI KNOWS AH DON'T LIKE SHRIMP!" 010
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 26/05/2026People send me "funny" AI reels and I stop watching 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 16/05/2026No one is fighting for or against AI harder than the people who post on LinkedIn. 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 14/05/2026ALL THE TIME steff.substack.com/p/dianesteff.substack.comDiane,I’m trying to write about an episode of Twin Peaks, but I can’t. 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Diane. steff.substack.com/p/dianesteff.substack.comDiane,I’m trying to write about an episode of Twin Peaks, but I can’t. 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 04/05/2026"We're too addicted to our phones so we should smoke cigarettes" is the dumbest part of the whole thing for me 000
Reposted by Steff Ghoully Krausened @fullykrausened.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Are you mogging me? Are *you* mogging me? 0245
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 13/04/2026*Mildly* trolling LinkedIn by posting non-career related things has become my favorite way to engage with social media. 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I don't even listen to Geese but when I do that kid makes me CRY 100
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Starting to believe that a Snack Pack is a perfect portion of pudding. 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 09/04/2026open.substack.com/pub/steff/p/...open.substack.comI'm Talking About Cape FearThere’s a new Cape Fear remake on the horizon, and this time it’s a limited series for AppleTV+. 010
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 08/04/2026PLEASE NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN 010
Reposted by Steff New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 05/04/2026THIS IS WHAT’S AT STAKE. If we cede Oxford comma to AI, the entire language will fall like a meaningless house of slop. 210942
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Another year and I am still not friends with any of my ex lovers. 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 04/04/2026My dream last night involved riding in the bed of a truck with a very shirtless, very horny Hugh Jackman. And ya know what? It was nice. 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I posted something silly on LinkedIn yesterday for the sake of joyful anarchy and I have to thank this account for telling me for years that "NOTHING MATTERS." 0192
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Okay sometimes I think "I can always sell pics of my feet" but never have I ever EVER thought "I can always sell a course." 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I DREAMT THAT AUSTIN BUTLER STARTED ANSWERING ALL HIS RED CARPET INTERVIEW QUESTIONS WITH "AS ELON MUSK SAYS" AND I WAS SO HEARTBROKEN AND UPSET 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 17/03/2026On Sunday night, I posted my Oscars prayers. They weren't all answered. Here's the follow up. steff.substack.com/p/serves-me-...steff.substack.comServes Me Right for PrayingWhy I'm Still a Sinner 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Delroy Lindo needs to win Best Supporting Actor, but I *will* be happy if Jacob Elordi wins and then Teemo Tay does NOT win later, cuz I dunno, they're in the same age bracket and it just seems like it'd be funny. 100
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I liked "One Battle After Another" a lot. Quite a lot. I don't want it to win Best Picture. 000
Reposted by Steff Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 08/03/2026losing an hour on International Women’s Day feels right 81311263
Reposted by Steff Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive 135170495211
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I can't eat all these banana muffins but should I ? 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I am now going to type a lot of words about Cape Fear (1962)...and ONLY Cape Fear (1962). 000
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Latest substack is up. steff.substack.com/p/epicsteff.substack.comEPiCA Note on Obsession 021
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 14/02/2026The social media campaign for Wuthering Heights was a work of art. 100
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I know that in my dream last night I was riding in a car with someone flipping through a travel CD case and I turned to them and yelled "DAVID BOWIE JUST GOT BETTER AND BETTER." 030
Steff @dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social · 31/01/2026That movie better have the song. You know exactly what I mean. 000
