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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!)

@dorian.etheirys.social
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✼ cyrus ✼ 31 ✼ white ✼ minors DNI ✼ 18+ ffxiv account ✼ pansexual ✼ no rp/erp ✼ No QoS/F*ta/Lala NSFW ✼ ♡ i love my husband aster ♡ ♡ the starcrest wifeguy.

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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 28/09/2026
I would like to take a second to point out (hi yes, husband here) that while I am forced to use AI as part of a helpdesk job (which is incredibly dumb), I am using it exclusively for stuff that makes me less productive. I may have to use it but I aint teaching it how to do my job.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 21/09/2026
When @aster.etheirys.social and I made the switch, we had to basically tear down anything related to dick size and then rebuild it. We waited until we were redesigning the characters anyway and fixed them then. I'm pretty sure they moved where the penis "bones" sit on the models.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 12/09/2026
I've never hidden what my goals are: 1) Get all my classes to 100 - most of them are at least 70 with like 5 left being 60. 2) Get all my classes geared up with AT LEAST tome gear. 3) Get all the Role quests finished 4) If I have the time left, I would like to get all my relics maxed.
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kachi @ START RUNNING, SEPHIROTH .ᐟ.ᐟ 🇵🇷 @aster.etheirys.social · 11/09/2026
another shot that i loved. gposed them while listening to the yuri gospel (madoka magica ost)
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kachi @ START RUNNING, SEPHIROTH .ᐟ.ᐟ 🇵🇷 @aster.etheirys.social · 11/09/2026
"Either way, those memories were hers again. She was hers again." #shale #cahciua
Shale slowly opening her eyes as she recalls the last memories of Cahciua taken away from her by the regulators of Alexandria.Cahciua (Shetona woman with black hair and gold highlights) and Shale (elezen woman) riding atop the last rroneek (buffalo) under the Alexandrian dome through the wilds of Heritage Found, formerly known as Yyasulani.Shale opening her eyes, the world now in brighter colors as if the sun's rays were illuminating it. She has tears in her eyes and a small, grief-ladened smile on her face as she remembers Cahciua as she was.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 09/09/2026
If the release of Beastmaster has resolidified any notion in my mind, the entire FFXIV community runs on biblical greed that exists to fuck over everyone else who isn't them.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 07/09/2026
So I asked and while I don't think they took it as a slight, I meant it as a "hey, if your gear is broken I can fix it" kinda way.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 07/09/2026
Genuine question since I'm leveling a healer...is it rude to ask if someone's gear is good mid-dungeon? For context, I just did a run of Doma Castle and I noticed that the paladin had 17k health total, which isn't unheard of, but I also noticed that they were getting shredded by normal mobs.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
honestly, its one of the more fun puzzle games that I enjoyed, even though it occasionally made me feel incredibly thick.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
Y'all are really missing out on 3 of the best side quest chains in the game because you just don't have the ability to push 2 buttons? Not to mention Custom Deliveries. Ameliance and Aunt Tii are disappointed you won't help them.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
"But it's boring" Turn on a movie and push a single (maybe 2 buttons) on a macro. There are websites that will GIVE you the macros. And if that's too much work, there are plugins out there that will do the work for you. Use them at your own risk but like damn.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
2 months. It took me 2 months to get my crafters from near 0 all the way up to 100 with the best crafting gear and crafting relics.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
No I'm still mad. Square Enix didn't just give you an entire post-patch crafting zone that you can get started in with a level 10 crafter/gatherer for some of y'all to still be sitting there and going "crafting takes too long to level."
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
How I'm about to start behaving if y'all don't figure it out.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
AND ESPECIALLY THEN, GET GEARED UP BEFORE YOU GO AND GET EVERYONE WIPED IN SAVAGE.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
"But I'm doing the raid for the gear" BULL FUCKING SHIT. You take your ass to the market board/nearest omnicrafter/dungeon with loot drops/FUCKING TOME VENDOR and you buy yourself better gear. What you get from those raids isn't going to be better than augmented tome gear unless you are doing EX.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
AND FUCKING LIMIT BREAK, YOU DONKEYS. I'm a tank! I don't get to push the Fuck You button unless we are all fucked if I don't. No reason we should be sitting on level 3 limit breaks when the boss has 5% of its health bar left. You stick that shit until either it dies or you do.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
AND ANOTHER THING Get. Properly. Geared. I swear if I have to tank another raid while the DPS is wearing gear that just barely lets them clear the level check for Normals and we take 25 minutes to beat a fight that should take 15, I reserve the right to set you on fire.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
You get it at level 70 for a reason while you get every other healing class before level 50.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
No I don't usually heal but I'm certain I could pick up White Mage before you could pickup Sage. I'm certain YOU could pickup White Mage before you pickup Sage. That's why you aren't allowed the quad lazer guns yet. You gotta earn your stripes.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
Especially don't look at it if you are coming back on the Switch and don't know what the buttons do. If you are going to ignore this, fine, but take your ass to the striking dummy and read your tool tips.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
I'm going to be very mean for a few minutes and I need y'all to understand it comes from a place of love. If you are a new or returning player for FFXIV Online....leave Sage be. Don't look at it. Don't touch it. Don't even think about playing it until you've leveled 2 other healers.
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i like men 🇸🇻🇵🇷 @ B-day 10/20 @ilikemen.heliosphe.re · 26/08/2026
recommend me a simple game
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
And if you are looking for something a bit more engaging, Ship Graveyard Simulator 2 (or 3 if its out). You use tools to break apart ships ranging from a sailboat to giant cruise ships.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
OH! The Roottrees are Dead It's a bit more of a thinker, but if you like puzzles, you have to figure out a family tree with dial-up Internet and periodicals.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
Goblin Cleanup - You are a goblin and you are cleaning up fantasy lairs before the heroes come back. V Rising - You are a vampire and Dracula has had it too good for too long.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 26/08/2026
Retro Rewind - You run a blockbuster in the early 90s and its constantly getting updates. Video Game rentals are on the horizon! Gunpoint - A 2D sidescroller noir detective platformer where you stealth into buildings for various missions. Lots of charm.
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kachi @ START RUNNING, SEPHIROTH .ᐟ.ᐟ 🇵🇷 @aster.etheirys.social · 23/08/2026
happy birthday to me. ☀️💛
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 23/08/2026
This relic really is making me consider if it's even worth it EVERY step of the way. Crafting and Gathering: Get the research in and we will give it to you. Combat: ANOTHER ANNOYING LEFT TURN!
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 21/08/2026
*Suddenly gets a like on all my old gpose posts*
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 19/08/2026
Dang is it that time of year for the servers getting DDoSed into the ground?
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kachi @ START RUNNING, SEPHIROTH .ᐟ.ᐟ 🇵🇷 @aster.etheirys.social · 16/08/2026
i needed this more than i think anyone here knew. ♥ thank you for making my first summer of blood so full of joy in a very not-fun time in my life. ♥♥♥
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 14/08/2026
I'm not saaaaaying it's going to happen, but would y'all be interested in watching me play a game like Retro Rewind or ReStory while I work during the day? I would obviously have to mute or turn away to answer stuff for my actual job, but I wouldn't mind killing time during the day doing that...
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 11/08/2026
It's occuring to me that people might not of heard of the seminal work of art that was Flipper. It's like Lassie with a Dolphin instead of a dog.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 11/08/2026
The younger generation can pry "Nice hands flipper" from my cold dead flippers.
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kachi @ START RUNNING, SEPHIROTH .ᐟ.ᐟ 🇵🇷 @aster.etheirys.social · 11/08/2026
Ready or not, here they come! *for legal reasons, all splatters are just happy little accidents. ♥ #SUMMEROFBLOODXIV
text reads 'wish you were here!' as aster and dorian prepare for combat. a lot of blood splatters the letters and the corners where the letters are. they are in swimsuits.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 10/08/2026
I'm not gonna lie, the picture had me thinking that Limsa had finally had enough of Costa Del Sol and decided to wage war on fun.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 08/08/2026
LP - I found a game that just oozes character because you have to build a family tree of a famous family using nothing but late 90s/early 2000s internet searching. I'm talking periodicals, minimal Wikipedia, fucking book printouts. Go play "The Roottrees are Dead", love that game so much. Its $20
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 09/08/2026
As I am forced (at what is essentially gunpoint) to do World of Darkness again...the number of people who don't notice doom and subsequently die from it is too damn high. Don't observe the eye. If you observe the eye, step in the light circle.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 09/08/2026
As someone who moved to the area, I am legally required to go: boooooo hisssss
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 08/08/2026
LP - I found a game that just oozes character because you have to build a family tree of a famous family using nothing but late 90s/early 2000s internet searching. I'm talking periodicals, minimal Wikipedia, fucking book printouts. Go play "The Roottrees are Dead", love that game so much. Its $20
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 08/08/2026
At some point it stopped being about "What can we do that benefits mankind" and we stopped asking if certain technologies were worth making.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 08/08/2026
I get that there are people who are too young but do some of y'all remember being able to clock out of work, go home, and just relax because your boss didn't have a direct line to you wherever you were?!?
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 08/08/2026
I'm really annoyed. I saw something where someone asked "If AI was banned, could you get through a day without it?" ....fuckin...yes?!? I've gone 30 YEARS without needing it. Could I make it through a day without a cell phone? Also yes and there are days when I wish I didn't have one.
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kachi @ START RUNNING, SEPHIROTH .ᐟ.ᐟ 🇵🇷 @aster.etheirys.social · 07/08/2026
bella's dental procedure alone is going to run us around $2000. if you can spare anything at all, i just want to be able to make sure she can eat without being in pain and sleep through the night. she is my registered emotional support animal. please.
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kachi @ START RUNNING, SEPHIROTH .ᐟ.ᐟ 🇵🇷 @aster.etheirys.social · 06/08/2026
10 days ago, I lost my job. I received my final paycheck and have been actively looking for a job since. Our elder dog, Bella, needs dental work and surgery to fix an infected tooth, and our puppy Nami needs spaying/neutering. Our power company has asked us to pay nearly $1200 in bills.
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 06/08/2026
Phantom Chemist really is just "Oh you've got 50 bucks? Here is your medical license."
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 05/08/2026
@guildwars2.com Will Guild Wars 3 come with accessibility settings for players? I know that some of my friends are unable to play Guild Wars 2 because there wasn't a way to change the models of the spiders to not be spiders (Aka there was no arachnophobia mode).
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kachi @ START RUNNING, SEPHIROTH .ᐟ.ᐟ 🇵🇷 @aster.etheirys.social · 05/08/2026
MY TIME TO SHINEEEEEEEEE Rowan and Jason are poly but they're idiots still trying to figure out THEIR love story, and then the Starcrests, well, they've been in love with each other since before they even knew what love was. It's only natural they ended up together and married! WITH BOYFRIENDS!!
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Wife Guy Cyrus (And Dorian!) @dorian.etheirys.social · 04/08/2026
Truly, the real truest FF14 experience is fighting a boss you've only ever fought once, on a class that you have rarely ever played, for stupid points to get one step closer on the grinding wheel to a weapon that proves you did the things. I am John Final Fantasy.
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