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Dori Smith

@dori.com
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No longer who I was and still trying to figure out who I will be. Open to suggestions on who and what to be next. Hair color and pronouns subject to change without notice. Tell me something you're passionate about.

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Dori Smith @dori.com · 09/09/2026
My #1 use case: being able to fold it part-way, with the display on the top and a keyboard on the bottom. I've been wanting that since day 1.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 09/09/2026
The Event made a big point of how that's why they didn't make the Duo square
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 09/09/2026
Trying to figure out how to discourage my sudden NEED for an iPhone Duo. #AppleEvent
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 08/06/2026
Lots of people are griping loudly about certain features being announced at #WWDC. Have they considered, maybe, just not using the features they don't like/want?
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 08/06/2026
Sunday evening: the Tony Awards Monday morning: the WWDC keynote Dori versions 3 and 4 are arguing over which to be more excited about.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 23/05/2026
Ooh, nice! I'm at J9TYVKJPRX if you want.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 23/05/2026
Because you needed to see a photo of a very fluffy meatloaf.
A very fluffy ragdoll cat, currently pretending to be a meatloaf.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 05/05/2026
Last year the men really stepped up in an awesome way to match the theme. But that's definitely been the exception.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 04/05/2026
I recognize almost nobody at the #MetGala. Not that I'm a huge celebrity watcher, but I think they've included a lot of the C and D list after the A and B list declined.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 04/05/2026
I'm still working on the drinking game. If you have any ideas, please pass them on! Even after last years debacle, my favorite rule is still "Chug every time you see someone masc-presenting who's dressed on theme." Most years, that results in zero drinks.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 04/05/2026
Tonight is the #MetGala, which means it's time for my annual game of "Does this guest/outfit deserve to be in a museum, or should they be sent directly to the guillotine?"
youtube.com
Live at Met Gala 2026 With Vogue
YouTube video by Vogue
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 12/01/2026
Me to my cat: "You can have my love, or you can have my blood, but not both."
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 09/12/2025
As the LAST thing I need is a more expensive addiction, I'm relieved to see Fluevog doesn't make shoes in my size. Yes, I have very weird feet (3 junior wide). The fact that I can buy DM 1460 boots mail order and know that they'll immediately fit me perfectly is why they get so much of my money.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 09/12/2025
In honor of the recent arrival of this year's Doc Martens boots (on the right, rows 2 and 3), I figured it was time for a new family portrait. Yes, I may have a problem.
A collection of shoes from Doc Martens (7 pairs of boots, 2 pairs of Oxfords) with varying degrees of wear.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 26/10/2025
Early editions of our JS VQS book had a full chapter on debugging. Based on the questions I received, it became clear to me that no one ever read that chapter. We only pulled it, though, when we were desperate for page count to add updated content.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 16/10/2025
I recently realized that my birth date was closer to the reign of Queen Victoria than to today.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 23/09/2025
I would stand up if my back wasn't being annoying at the moment.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 09/09/2025
Looking at the #AppleEvent feed: apparently I'm the only person who despises everything orange.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 09/09/2025
Who on earth wants an ORANGE #iPhonePro? #AppleEvent
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 09/09/2025
Is the #iPhoneAir instead of or in addition to the #iPhonePro? I want to know what I'll be carrying for the next year. #AppleEvent
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 09/09/2025
If you wear your #AppleWatch while you sleep: when do you charge your watch? #AppleEvent
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 09/09/2025
The " #AppleWatch saved my life" videos always make me weepy. #AppleEvent
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Stephanie Booth @stephtara.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Thanks in advance for sharing this in your networks. My hopes are that some way or another, my appeal will be reviewed by a human. If you know anybody I should speak to, or can think of anything useful to do at this stage, do let me know. climbtothestars.org/archives/202...
climbtothestars.org
Appeal Regarding the Suspension of my Facebook Account @stephtara
Given the official appeal process for the suspension of my account did not provide me with the opportunity to argue my case, I am doing it here. I believe that my account, like others, has been wro…
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 09/06/2025
Same. I always hear about amazing private chats after the fact.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 09/06/2025
So where's the best place to chat during the #wwdc keynote? Bluesky, Mastodon, or ? Or do you have a private Slack, Discord, or Signal? Invites, please!
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 09/06/2025
Sunday evening: the Tony Awards Monday morning: the WWDC keynote Dori versions 3 and 4 are arguing over which to be more excited about.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 08/06/2025
There was software before Bill Atkinson, and there was software after Bill Atkinson. The fact that the latter is nothing like the former is in large part due to his genius. Apple, please consider renaming the Apple Design Awards after Bill. It would be a fitting and timely honor.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 19/05/2025
Thiiiiis close to being done… It's still available, if it looks like something you'd like.
Diamond painting of a stylized tree inside a circle. It's mostly brown and green with some blue on a tan background.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 17/05/2025
I popped by my local three Michelin star restaurant this morning to pick up a half-dozen bagels and some spreads. How's your day going?
A half-dozen assorted bagels + 2 spreads, from Popup Bagels and Singlethread Farms.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 16/05/2025
I've always blamed Audrey Hepburn.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 13/05/2025
Apple laptops originally had the apple facing the user. At one point they realized this meant that, from the point of view of everyone looking at the user, the lit-up apple was upside down. They then flipped it so it displays right-side-up to everyone else… which still confuses us long-time users.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 13/05/2025
You know you're a long-time Mac laptop user when you automatically initially orient your Macbook to have the apple facing towards you.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 05/05/2025
In years past, I've judged each outfit on my "send to the guillotine/send to an art gallery" scale. So far, there are far fewer of the former than there have been in previous years.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 05/05/2025
It's a good thing I'm not following my usual Met Gala drinking rules. "Chug everytime you see a masc-presenting guest dress on-theme" would have me trashed already, and we're only 30 minutes in.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 05/05/2025
If you ever watch one Met Gala, this appears to be the one to watch.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 05/05/2025
Who's got 2025 Met Gala drinking game rules? Or do I have to do it myself?
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 27/04/2025
That would work too!
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 27/04/2025
My life would be easier if stage manager notation could be written in Unicode. OTOH, I understand completely that I may well be the only person on Earth who wants this.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 15/04/2025
Someone is happy that I'm home again.
A close up photo of a beautiful rag doll cat.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 19/03/2025
A pie chart labeled "Where your cool internet friends live". A tiny purple sliver is labeled "Within driving distance" and the remainder in black is labeled "Fucking Atlantis or some shit".
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 03/03/2025
As requested:
Two large charcuterie platters: three types of meat, two types of cheese, two types of olives, grapes, blackberries, carrots, four types of crackers, etc.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 02/03/2025
And that was AFTER drastically trimming my shopping list! No baguettes, strawberries, bell peppers, brie, walnuts, raisins, jam, honey, etc. The assignment was to make an appetizer for 10 person potluck, and as it is I suspect I'll be eating leftovers for the rest of the week. It's a rough life. 😉😀
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 02/03/2025
Two salames + prosciutto. Mozzarella + cheddar + a sheep milk cheese the woman at the cheese counter recommended. Green & black olives. Grapes and blackberries. Almonds and pistachios. Seven types of crackers. And so on.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 02/03/2025
TIL: I am apparently incapable of making a small charcuterie plate. One visit to the fancy grocery store has turned into two large platters. So far.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 28/02/2025
RIP Timbuk2 tech accessory bag. You were awesome for many many years.
A torn and decrepit Timbuk2 computer accessory bag.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 28/02/2025
I offered to set up and run a Keynote preso for someone this week. Today, it sunk in that it's been more than a decade since I last touched Keynote… and back then, I just relied on being married to a Subject Matter Expert. I always miss you, Tom @negrino.bsky.social, but particularly so this week.
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 23/02/2025
I'm a volunteer for the Parkinson's Progression Markers Initiative, as I have a 1 in 3 genetic risk of getting Parkinson's. As a result, I go to UCSF yearly to be a lab rat for a couple of days. They run me through a battery of tests which might someday help them cure PD. The team there is awesome.
ppmi-info.org
Home | Parkinson's Progression Markers Initiative
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 21/02/2025
Today's goal: a DaT Scan, which is not the same thing as a CAT Scan. Yes, I am radioactive.
en.wikipedia.org
DaT scan - Wikipedia
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Dori Smith @dori.com · 18/02/2025
We're at that time of the year again where I'll be in SF this week, with afternoons and evenings free. Want to get together? Drop me a line. I'd love to see you!
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