Reposted by Balatro Guydumpkin @dumplin.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Who needs a beautiful, intelligent, loyal, caring gf when you've got a motherfucking CompTIA A+ certification 141
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Reposted by Balatro GuyWishbone @wishbone33.bsky.social · 03/01/2025new year new inescapable fog that will follow you for the rest of time #thefogiscoming 162
Reposted by Balatro GuyWishbone @wishbone33.bsky.social · 20/12/2024everyone got that one friend with a crippling addiction to kratom 071
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Reposted by Balatro Guygeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 03/12/2024BREAKING: Local Idiot Plays Worst Recorded Game of Balatro in History; "Absolute Dogshit" Exclaim Observers 1851838
Reposted by Balatro Guybajamiku @bajamiku.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Beat Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty for the first time this week and it is both a familiar improvement on its predecessor and a completely different experience. Genuinely a postmodern masterpiece but I’ll get into that later.media.tenor.coma metal gear solid 2 sons of liberty poster with a man standing in front of a buildingALT: a metal gear solid 2 sons of liberty poster with a man standing in front of a building 153
Reposted by Balatro GuyMeatwad @jaceface826.bsky.social · 29/11/2024The liberals want woke turkey and non binary stuffing this year!? I’m playin y’all have a nice day 051
Reposted by Balatro GuyWishbone @wishbone33.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I get to play a little Balatro at work as a treat 053
Balatro Guy @dordino.bsky.social · 27/11/2024is this a safe space to say i don’t think Porter Robinson is gay enough to make electronic music #nothating 020
Balatro Guy @dordino.bsky.social · 25/11/2024media.tenor.coma person is petting a cat with the words the voices above it .ALT: a person is petting a cat with the words the voices above it . 0113
Reposted by Balatro GuyArc System Works America @arcsystemworks.com · 25/11/2024🎸 "Now, let existence begin." 🎸 Join us in wishing a very Happy Birthday to I-No! #GGST #Birthday #I-No 11818128
Balatro Guy @dordino.bsky.social · 22/11/2024friday #yesmedia.tenor.coma group of people are dancing in a dark room and one of them has a shirt that says i love you on itALT: a group of people are dancing in a dark room and one of them has a shirt that says i love you on it 041
Balatro Guy @dordino.bsky.social · 21/11/2024check out my band we are a barbershop quartet that specializes in ska lofi pluggnb trap emo skramz midwest emo math rock jungle dnb edm kpop rap rnb pop folk punk hyperpop jazz fusion we sound like shit come check us out 3123
Reposted by Balatro Guydennis the menace @inter-neat.bsky.social · 21/11/2024radio edit homeswitcher be like don’t talk bad about me you know it makes me sad and it comes back to bite you in the butt and i f 031
Balatro Guy @dordino.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Nose ring fell out last night I can feel the bisexuality leaving my body #straight 191
Balatro Guy @dordino.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I just have a hard time believing all those damn snakes bought plane tickets #nooticing 0112
