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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦

@doomervon.bsky.social
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Random guy at Ice Station Zebra

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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 6h
Man, Dad keeps beating the family and y'all are TOTALLY PISSED at Mom again. I just cant with you people. Save your rage and you action FOR FUCKING REPUBLICANS YOU STUPID FUCKING MORONS. GTFOH with this bullshit, bitch.
An in-kind campaign contribution to the GOP.
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 11h
"Could be worse, Bill. At least we're not sideline reporters"
Roughnecks at work
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fuck you. You ran on this.
Trump low prices Kamala High prices
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Police Squad: tonight's episode:

THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ford Taurus
Screenshot of boss fight from Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
11 follower account posting a clip with no audio and lying about the content. Go back to Twitter, loser.
Truly valuable account here
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wait a minute. Cardinal Syn was a GWAR character going bsck to like 1986.
Cardinal Syn
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Erin Reed is just an accelerationist at this point, right? Thinking GOP victories will utilmately lead to the emergence of what? Socialists? Anyway, Newsom sucks but he's 50000 times better than say, DeSantis. Ank me how I know.
I ain't retyping all that 

If you're visually impaired, reply and Ill explain the image.
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Charlie Brown had hoes I was a teenager during the Reagan Administration, child. No. He was not.
Charlie Brown had hoes
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As ever, Republicans REFUSE to do the thing, yet it is the Dems' fault. And I ABSOLUTELY GAURANTEE that when the vote fails 90% of this website will be: FUCKING USELESS DEMS The Dems stand in a field of rocks, but every one of them is the wrong rock. People are already preemptively getting mad.
WRONG ROCK!
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In the event you didnt know the MAGA chodes are all running with the story that Talarico was in a mental health facility for the last 10 days. Their proof? He flew to OH (why? He's from TX!) And there's a psychiatric hospital 20 minutes from that airport. That's literally all they have.
You can't make this shut upA MAGA chode gets an idea
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is literally the dumbest motherfucker on Bluesky. Like we're carving him into the Mt Rushmore. You can't out-stupid this guy. Can't be done. Zelenskyy is a Zionist Nazi. Dude, get an adult to help you delete your account.
Look at this stupid shit.
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Same vibes
Massive W for earth
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is an amazing exchange. She posts a "fucking Dems ate just as bad as Rs on capital punishment" Someone points out Biden commuting 37/40 death row prisnors. She posts HER OWN ARTICLE about Biden's computations. So I guess the Ds and Rs aren't the same then. My source? You.
Just amazing shit
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You've lost another submarine?
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sometimes, this place is pretty ok
Series of three skeets.

Everyone working together
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gentlemen start your whacking
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
With that A+ material it's no wonder you've only managed one original skeet in your entire time on Bluesky. Man, a Defector stan reply guy? Really? Aim higher, little guy.
This dork has made 1 original skeet in his whole Bluesky existence
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike is the current "Dumbest Motherfucker on Bluesky" title holder, moving into first place with this move.
Detector posts dumb shit 

Jeff sats he's canceling his subscription

Mike says he just bought a second subscription to cancel Jeff out.

Congrats on the move up into first place, Mike
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Saw a sign in Broward earlier in the week, managed to get a flyer from the new Congressional District 20. @wassermanschultz.house.gov should win easily, but what is this? Independent Kedner Maxime is running "For Congress FL-D 20" FL-D? The sign I saw: "Democrat Independent" How is this legal?
Kedner Maxine is pretending to be a Democrat
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Come on NY Post, keep the medical mumbo-jumbo to a minimum, please.
"Shigella is a nasty illness that causes more than uncomfortable doo-doos"

Picture of dude sitting on toilet
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This exchange in the comments shows the true power of Adrian Chiles. Everyone just here to exchange information.
Replies are all folks getting along and being respectful.  Thing of beauty.
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thanks for the thoughts, very real account
Give me a break
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*Magic 8 ball* Seems Unlikely
Some dork's profile
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Many such cases
Here we go again
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I gotta tell you, I'm getting real tired of the "I'm trans so all of my opinions are automatically correct and you disagreeing with me is a form of oppression" trump card. No. You have an opinion. It's a shit opinion. You being Trans has NOTHING to do with that.
Im tired of this crap. You cant argue with these people, they wont allow it.
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Gulf of Mexico serms angry about this decision, so I'd start getting ready, Alabama.
Current NHC cone of Isaias.  Current predicted landfall: Mobile. AL
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Paid troll? Fucking moron? Both? You decide.
Fuck you.Fuck you
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bill and Ted: "All we are is dust in the wind. Dude"
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All the accounts that look like this are all mad about the Democrat Party. Totally not an op, I'm sure.
Fake fuck-os
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
GOP Voters, but leftistly. Like Tom Morello, but less famous.
Dumb fucks say dumb fucking things because they're dumb.
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The group Texas Values at Faith Fest. People with no values who have no true faith other than hate.
Im not retyping that.

Sucky people say bigoted shit.
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dan Quayle: What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
First thing I thought of was the Jaffa from Stargate.
A Jaffa
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm detecting a pattern here
Its gonna work out very wellIt's all gonna work out
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't believe this is a business model now.
Polymarket with crazy story about aliens.

Follow up skeet, 3% chance US government announces aliens are real
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Greg Abbott right now:
Pappy O'Danlon: How we gonna run reform when we're the damn incumbent?
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
80% of the dude's posts are literally: I've read more than you, so shut up, dummy. What an arrogant ass.
Dumb guy says dumb stuff
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get rekt, dude
Arupar skeet from latest Kult rally in OH.

Cultists chant de-Port! As Trumo talks about Springfield
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ferengi says Females...
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shit about to get real, fam
Texas public radio graphic of a basketball of chips and salsa.

TRUMP TOMATO TARIFF COULD SPELL THE END OF FREE CHIPS, SALSA AT RESTAURANTS
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't really use my Instagram account, I wonder what's going on over there...
A guy holding some kind of vase/urn that may be the world's largest butt plug.
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's gonna fix it. Trump and Jesus. Just trust the plan.
MAGA zombie lady spews shit but mainly Trump and Jesus gonna save us from the Sharia LawSpongeBob card: TWO HOURS LATER
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Trump ball-licker accounts are getting killed on Facebook. I had to scroll down over 45 replies to find one agreeing with this guy.
MAGA dopes blaming Democrats for the insider trading ban voteEveryone in the replies pointing out the poison pill
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uh-oh. Somebody tell Byron. Ixnay onway affordableway
Byron Donalds Flyer.

Hes all about Affordability
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Killjoys. Starring Hannah John-Kamen
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why did I click on it? Why? Now you all must also see what I saw and live in the bad place with me.
Her wife, Miranda Pearman-Maday revealed that raven sometimes makes "wet diaper boity" noises when walking around the house.
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was told "Affordability" was a fake word made up by Democrats. Meanwhile, in Florida...
Mailer from Byron Donalds promising all sorts of shit hes never supported until now.

All to "Make Florida More AFFORDABLE"
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PostHog? That shouldn't be the name of your company. It should be the reason your Facebook account got banned.
A skeet from PostHog. An actual company
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