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The Doodling Dingus

@doodling-dingus.bsky.social
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I draw stuff and sometimes other things. Will draw whatever you prompt me with for the fun of it, but it won't be pretty.

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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 15h
Never heard of breast-feeding?
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 18h
Trish: "Uhh... Spider-Man is taunting some kind of kaiju-sized covid-19 variant while some pink person is flying at him in a G.I. Joe craft."
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☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️ @perchorin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Incredible two posts to see back-to-back
A post about an honestly pretty hot 51 year old woman who gets shot out of a cannon above a completely unrelated shitpost that says “i am being executed by MILF cannon tomorrow.” I suppose one may have seen the other but i choose to believe in a world of spontaneous beauty.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 18h
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 19h
How every caterpillar sees itself while turning into a butterfly.
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oooh gurl!
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When I worked at a grocery store I'd have customers occasionally ask why we did that and the only answer they'd believe was "because Evil".
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🎶You got an SMG! You got an SMG! You're packin heat and I'm packin too! Now it's time to off the pigs trying to incarcerate you! 'Cause you got an SMG!🎶
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Joke's on you, I broke in to steal the desk! Now I'm blissfully unaware of the priceless heirlooms and am confused by your ransom offer for "the contents" when I clearly left the pens and notes behind.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When I was 10 we had one, but never bothered to mess with it because they trusted us with real scissors.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"SNAKEMAN! Your wrestling is a violation to MY RULES! Prepare to be fined FIVE MINUTES OF HELL!"
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
America is a place of magic and wonder, isn't it?
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Basically, it's a sort of neighborhood management where people who don't own your home are allowed to fine you if they personally don't like your front door's color.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They look more like his front teeth just slide up and down to signify when he speaks, which makes sense considering how TIGHTLY he's smiling.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They're mobile dumpsters for the more toxic of mankind's waste.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not only would you avoid the speech, you may get hired by the FBI.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When you literally DO have more dancing skill in your pinky than most people have in their entire bodies.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This was of course during the Bonk Era, where random people would every so often get the urge to brain someone with a blunt object. This is where the term "bonkers" comes from.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No way! I had no idea and now I'm picturing him in the makeup singing "Slippin' Jimmy! Slippin' Jimmy!"
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"I can't wait to show you these things that are RIDDLED WITH HOLES!"
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm picturing them performing for Venture Industries as a way to save it from irrelevance while the Tribunal attempts to use Monarch for espionage... which he's already bad at and would immediately get frustrated with their strict rules and vague goals.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Could always pay homage to Voyager's favorite torture-clown.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That is the exact face that I have pictured my entire life when I heard the word "pipsqueak".
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yooo! And to add to that, both shows have started uploading full episodes on YouTube AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.
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🍄‍🟫Zulgina🍄(Ditch Lily) @zulgina.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Re-watched the Shallow Gravy VB special today, and only just now realized that Dermott has a Dethklok poster on his bedroom wall. You know what that means? Dethklok is CANON in the Venture Bros universe!
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мя. мσявι∂ (モービッドさん) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Red owner of Buc-ee’s Arch Beaver Aplin III says that he’s going to prioritize opening more locations in red States because he loves the leadership in red States & calls the employees in blue States shitty so make sure none of your blue dollars go to Beaver & Buc-ee’s.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know a couple who acted like visiting one was gonna be a life-changing experience. I played along, but it was just a better-and-worse version of Walmart with gas pumps.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was gonna say that little baby doesn't look like a real cat, but it's too detailed to be CGI and too consistent to be AI.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reposting because seriously this is gonna be a good one.~
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When that glob in your sinuses requires much more containment than a mere tissue can provide.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder how many people had the same thought but were tragically wrong. "Nope... blech, ew... spider egg sacks are NOT full of treats."
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hoppy Death Crow is scarier because Hoppy Death Crow isn't trying to be dramatic about your impending doom.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Waits for you to set a weight on a table so THEY can drop it onto the floor.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, never for breakfast but otherwise... might be pretty good.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If successful, all sociopolitical changes needed hopefully, this kid is gonna have $100m and looking like THE absolute badass at any bar in the U.S.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But IMH season 2 just dropped a trailer and I need to obsessively divert all our conversations to it!
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do it out of spite every time, once going so far as to email Ancestry-dot-com with a condescending explanation that if their research was any good they'd know I'm not a nocturnal beast who wants texts from them at 2am.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Come now, friend, just for a second?" "Hulk pockets too tight! Hammer man get squished!"
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Fantastic Four: Mr Fantastic's Jaw Drop
ALT: Fantastic Four: Mr Fantastic's Jaw Drop
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just know that creepy nosferatu Steven Miller is skulking around muttering "But I wished to make the acronym spell 'MOLOCH'..."
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's an almost Loony Toons level of absurdity in how many clever ways people are getting around attempts to play ignorant.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
UFOs aren't real, they're just a clever distraction so we don't figure out it was WARLOCKS the whole time!
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I didn't want to be hasty on that one, I also hold things in a weird way. And be nice about the hand, he lost it in a generated clickbait thumbnail about a boat crash.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reminds me of a story my mom told about someone's pig reacting to a seizure or a stroke by laying over them. Her words: "Maybe the pig thought 'let me lay my tastier-looking self on top so predators don't eat you!' I dunno, pigs are smart."
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This car has "Are these punks pickin' on you?" energy and I'm into it.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The one that's still breathing is the winner. The one who purrs after delivering the kill is probably the cat.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All I get are people who cope with being too irresponsible to own pets by posting ai slop of dogs and cats.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I gotta say, this new blocking option to say WHY you don't like an ad on YouTube is great. Feels good to label an ad as being seen "too many times" when I've only seen it once.
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The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CNN: "Why won't you release your boyfriend's pedo-files?" NBC: "When was the last time you actually stayed awake during a meeting?" fox: "I heard Obama changed all the price tags to be higher, therefore you heard it, therefore 'many people' are saying it." Which one to bar, hmmmm...?
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