The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 18hTrish: "Uhh... Spider-Man is taunting some kind of kaiju-sized covid-19 variant while some pink person is flying at him in a G.I. Joe craft." 010
Reposted by The Doodling Dingus☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️ @perchorin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Incredible two posts to see back-to-back 92010501
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 19hHow every caterpillar sees itself while turning into a butterfly. 130
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026When I worked at a grocery store I'd have customers occasionally ask why we did that and the only answer they'd believe was "because Evil". 110
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026🎶You got an SMG! You got an SMG! You're packin heat and I'm packin too! Now it's time to off the pigs trying to incarcerate you! 'Cause you got an SMG!🎶 000
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Joke's on you, I broke in to steal the desk! Now I'm blissfully unaware of the priceless heirlooms and am confused by your ransom offer for "the contents" when I clearly left the pens and notes behind. 040
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026When I was 10 we had one, but never bothered to mess with it because they trusted us with real scissors. 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026"SNAKEMAN! Your wrestling is a violation to MY RULES! Prepare to be fined FIVE MINUTES OF HELL!" 000
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026America is a place of magic and wonder, isn't it? 040
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Basically, it's a sort of neighborhood management where people who don't own your home are allowed to fine you if they personally don't like your front door's color. 140
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026They look more like his front teeth just slide up and down to signify when he speaks, which makes sense considering how TIGHTLY he's smiling. 000
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026They're mobile dumpsters for the more toxic of mankind's waste. 000
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Not only would you avoid the speech, you may get hired by the FBI. 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026When you literally DO have more dancing skill in your pinky than most people have in their entire bodies. 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This was of course during the Bonk Era, where random people would every so often get the urge to brain someone with a blunt object. This is where the term "bonkers" comes from. 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026No way! I had no idea and now I'm picturing him in the makeup singing "Slippin' Jimmy! Slippin' Jimmy!" 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026"I can't wait to show you these things that are RIDDLED WITH HOLES!" 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I'm picturing them performing for Venture Industries as a way to save it from irrelevance while the Tribunal attempts to use Monarch for espionage... which he's already bad at and would immediately get frustrated with their strict rules and vague goals. 110
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Could always pay homage to Voyager's favorite torture-clown. 110
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026That is the exact face that I have pictured my entire life when I heard the word "pipsqueak". 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Yooo! And to add to that, both shows have started uploading full episodes on YouTube AT THE SAME DAMN TIME. 110
Reposted by The Doodling Dingus🍄🟫Zulgina🍄(Ditch Lily) @zulgina.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Re-watched the Shallow Gravy VB special today, and only just now realized that Dermott has a Dethklok poster on his bedroom wall. You know what that means? Dethklok is CANON in the Venture Bros universe! 3111
Reposted by The Doodling Dingusмя. мσявι∂ (モービッドさん) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The Red owner of Buc-ee’s Arch Beaver Aplin III says that he’s going to prioritize opening more locations in red States because he loves the leadership in red States & calls the employees in blue States shitty so make sure none of your blue dollars go to Beaver & Buc-ee’s. 251
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I know a couple who acted like visiting one was gonna be a life-changing experience. I played along, but it was just a better-and-worse version of Walmart with gas pumps. 110
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I was gonna say that little baby doesn't look like a real cat, but it's too detailed to be CGI and too consistent to be AI. 000
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Reposting because seriously this is gonna be a good one.~ 000
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When that glob in your sinuses requires much more containment than a mere tissue can provide. 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I wonder how many people had the same thought but were tragically wrong. "Nope... blech, ew... spider egg sacks are NOT full of treats." 000
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hoppy Death Crow is scarier because Hoppy Death Crow isn't trying to be dramatic about your impending doom. 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Waits for you to set a weight on a table so THEY can drop it onto the floor. 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I mean, never for breakfast but otherwise... might be pretty good. 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If successful, all sociopolitical changes needed hopefully, this kid is gonna have $100m and looking like THE absolute badass at any bar in the U.S. 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026But IMH season 2 just dropped a trailer and I need to obsessively divert all our conversations to it! 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I do it out of spite every time, once going so far as to email Ancestry-dot-com with a condescending explanation that if their research was any good they'd know I'm not a nocturnal beast who wants texts from them at 2am. 000
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Come now, friend, just for a second?" "Hulk pockets too tight! Hammer man get squished!" 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comFantastic Four: Mr Fantastic's Jaw DropALT: Fantastic Four: Mr Fantastic's Jaw Drop 000
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I just know that creepy nosferatu Steven Miller is skulking around muttering "But I wished to make the acronym spell 'MOLOCH'..." 000
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There's an almost Loony Toons level of absurdity in how many clever ways people are getting around attempts to play ignorant. 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026UFOs aren't real, they're just a clever distraction so we don't figure out it was WARLOCKS the whole time! 010
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I didn't want to be hasty on that one, I also hold things in a weird way. And be nice about the hand, he lost it in a generated clickbait thumbnail about a boat crash. 000
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Reminds me of a story my mom told about someone's pig reacting to a seizure or a stroke by laying over them. Her words: "Maybe the pig thought 'let me lay my tastier-looking self on top so predators don't eat you!' I dunno, pigs are smart." 040
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This car has "Are these punks pickin' on you?" energy and I'm into it. 020
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The one that's still breathing is the winner. The one who purrs after delivering the kill is probably the cat. 000
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026All I get are people who cope with being too irresponsible to own pets by posting ai slop of dogs and cats. 020
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I gotta say, this new blocking option to say WHY you don't like an ad on YouTube is great. Feels good to label an ad as being seen "too many times" when I've only seen it once. 110
The Doodling Dingus @doodling-dingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026CNN: "Why won't you release your boyfriend's pedo-files?" NBC: "When was the last time you actually stayed awake during a meeting?" fox: "I heard Obama changed all the price tags to be higher, therefore you heard it, therefore 'many people' are saying it." Which one to bar, hmmmm...? 000