Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Gay Gandalf be like, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Also, I do the sex with the men." Like and follow for more highbrow LoTR humor. #CharlieKirk #FetalAlcoholSyndrome 000
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You should go to DumbCon, cause your a big ole dummy! 000
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Men's professional contact sports are for woke sissies. Real men watch a geriatric egotist self-fellate while recounting hallucinated tales of 9/11. 010
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Oh, you think I'm "unwell"? Well, would an unwell person be able to do this? *Throws it back, prolapses my asshole, and begins pouring Cholula Chili Lime sauce on it like it's a stack of gorditas.* 010
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Cock-a-doodle-doo? More like cock-a-diddle-my-poo(hole). #Iran #Epstein 010
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026You're not a true patriot unless you jerk off to one of the Founding Fathers on Independence Day. I'm currently slapping my meat to John Jay. 0110
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 17/01/2026What the crap? Hytale is still alive and actually has a release? 010
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 05/01/2026A man I met in a bar charged my mound last night. 010
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas, bitches and bastards. I just goddamm pissed and shitted out of my motherfucking cock and asshole. #hell #cum #happyholidays 030
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Oh, uh... s-sure, yeah. *farts loudly* ... Sorry, I ate a lot of cheese today. *stomach gurgles* I'm lactose intolerant... Uggghhh... *fully shits pants* I HAVE TO LEAVE. (flirting) 020
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Taxi driver says "I gotchu," and then plays this bad boy on repeat through the car speakers: youtu.be/8h-sA0iatFEyoutu.beThis is how a snake (python) defecate / poop/ shitYouTube video by Tsc Viral 110
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Here, I'll even write the text-description for the image so Gianmarco doesn't have to bother: A fully nude and caked-up comedian looks longingly at a map of NYC with tearful eyes. He is sat fully-contorted on a bar stool. The melancholy mood of the shot is contrasted by his fully erect member. 150
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Ironic, considering Lovecraft was a racist and Hubbard was a black man. 000
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Gonna buttchug some absinthe, slather myself up in Hidden Valley ranch dressing, and parkour through an abandoned industrial park. 110
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 16/09/2025That's Nate Sigma: poker legend, pundit-extraordinaire, expert immunologist, and the most enlightened centrist to ever grace the Earth. The man who you, G Idiot Moron, so callously and shamelessly stole his job and his pet (release Fivey!). How dare you besmirch his good name with your Blueskyism! 060
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I gotchu youtu.be/0Dpw0VvH4m0youtu.be1, 2 OatmealYouTube video by けんしん 000
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 31/08/2025And they got to play their favorite game, UCH, to do so! 000
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 31/08/2025It must be from all the sweating she does in exercise class. 👀 000
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 19/06/2025From my own experience, you're absolutely correct. 010
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 16/06/2025The answer is simple. Draw a pin-up Wario with a giant dumper. 010
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 05/02/2025The same billionaires who bribed politicians to underfund and understaff the IRS for decades so that they wouldn't have the resources to go after their tax avoidance Are the same unelected billionaires raiding government offices and harvesting Social Security numbers of private citizens. 060
