Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Gay Gandalf be like, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Also, I do the sex with the men." Like and follow for more highbrow LoTR humor. #CharlieKirk #FetalAlcoholSyndrome 000
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Men's professional contact sports are for woke sissies. Real men watch a geriatric egotist self-fellate while recounting hallucinated tales of 9/11. 010
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Oh, you think I'm "unwell"? Well, would an unwell person be able to do this? *Throws it back, prolapses my asshole, and begins pouring Cholula Chili Lime sauce on it like it's a stack of gorditas.* 010
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Cock-a-doodle-doo? More like cock-a-diddle-my-poo(hole). #Iran #Epstein 010
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026You're not a true patriot unless you jerk off to one of the Founding Fathers on Independence Day. I'm currently slapping my meat to John Jay. 0110
Donut Jerry @donutjerry.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas, bitches and bastards. I just goddamm pissed and shitted out of my motherfucking cock and asshole. #hell #cum #happyholidays 030
