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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Oh @_@ Yes ma'am! *Drops pants, wiggles the booty, starfish jumps onto the bed, waits for next steps* * . . . Enthusiastically . . . *

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Wai' . . . you rememb'd th' Absinthe?? *Runs, jumps, probably crushes a little, and hugs*

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

He winced as she drags her tongue up his face, "Aru!" He says with a laugh. He holds her face in his hands, and drags his tongue up the front of her face then runs off. Whoosh!! *Naruto style run*

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

"Dats— YA CAN'T DO BOFE!!! AHHH!!"

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

"Righ'. Go' th' . . . bucke' . . . somewhere's. Two seconds." He holds up a finger and digs around the bag then pulls out the gift and hands it to the Detective, "Aru!!" Pause for dramatic effect. "Deliver . . ."

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

[ @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social ] [ @sunnylilsprite.bsky.social ] Café floats down from a large red balloon, "Hold on!!!" He shouts as it's a very slow descent. Then, FINALLY, he lands. He wears a Santa jacket that is two sizes too big, with a large bag over his shoulder, 🦄

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

As he saw Aru make her grand entrance, he gave continuous bows until he was back on the wagon, "Until nex' year, M! Don't squeak tha' too much! Ho ho ho . . . an' . . . stuff." OFF THEY GO!!! Wagon wheels squeaking ever so loudly as they fade into the distance.

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

He hops off the wagon and tilts his Santa hat to the side, "I'll tell ya wha' i' is, luv. Twen'y four pieces a crispy, heaven sen', finga lickin', Gollum summonin', thigh' slappin', teeth chompin', I dunno where I was goin' wiff dis bes' tastin' CHICKEN ya eva had." Nods in Kentucky Fried goodness.

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

[ @necrorphic.bsky.social ] [ @sunnylilsprite.bsky.social ] Rolls up to M in a shiny red (probably stolen) wagon. The wheels creak pretty bad, but!!!! "ARU!!" He calls as he opens a rather large bag, pointing the opening at M, "Do i' . . ." He said with a serious face, delivering two gifts:

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

🦄 Awww . . . jeez 🤭❤️

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

X-Mas surprise for @crownofchaos.bsky.social from Bustelo-Claus and Aru-Krampus @sunnylilsprite.bsky.social ! "Aru!!" He yelled as he held the bag open which launched the smaller Fae, "DELIVER!!!"

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

🦄 I will ALWAYS love this show. The nostalgia this video has (by @angeldovespn.bsky.social ) is just . . . I cried. I did. And I ain't ashamed of that. It captures exactly what Supernatural SHOULD be for its fans, and I will die on this hill ❤️ youtu.be/zeDmXmezosM?...

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Team Free Will 2.0 - (Supernatural) The Greatest Show [Requested final update] [Angeldove]

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Th' Krampus t'my Claus 🤭

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

#OpenRP HO HO HOOOOOLY shite!! Almos' Chris'mas??? Y'don't go' any prezzies f'yer friends an' fam'ly?? Righ', I gotcha. Sure, my Norf Pole is made a cardboard, bu' lis'en . . . saved all a m'spendin' fer my Sant'r ou'fit, an' such. Y'migh' find a s'prise from ole Café Bustelo-Claus (🤷‍♂️). - 🦄🎄🎁

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

🦄 @sunnylilsprite.bsky.social This writer is incredibly talented and soooooo patient. They're so good at writing everything from silly shit to stuff that'll make you bawl your eyes out. We write several characters together and ALL of them are different. These are our OG's, though.

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

@_@ "Red. Defini'ly red. I GOTTA GO!!!"

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

She didn't. But Café defo understood. He starts to leave, stops, scoots around, "Wha' colour?" He asks, "Like, pink? Or . . . blue? Red?" A few brow lifts later.

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

🦄 ☝️ Tossed. Lol! She was very confused, but then because they're both just odd little Fae people, shared conversation, coffee and cookies afterward.

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

He slowly turns toward Hank, "Hank, wha' th' hell, mate?" Hank just . . . keeps turning away until his little furry bum is the only visible part of him, "Righ'. Steal candy, buy unda garments." He nods, "Wiff intac' nipples." He nods again.

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

🦄 I definitely love writing Café. Funniest moment with writing him was definitely the first interaction he and Aru had where he threw a stuffed toy at her when he found her crying in the closet. They've been going weird, ever since.

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

"Wha'? Hank don't do tha'!" He looks at Hank with a cocked brow, and the rat just . . . quietly turns away, "You li'le perver'!"

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

*She's not wrong.* *Not in the least*

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

"Neva is RIGH'!" He's definitely going to steal candy canes. And Christmas tree cakes. And peppermint bark. Dressed. As. Santa Claus.

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

*Defo accepts the rules* *Even if the rules are a little wet and slimy and ticklish*

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

"Yeah yeah, righ'." He basically just downs the cup. It's grainy. Like finishing the last bit of cereal when all the sugar is at the bottom, "If y'hear anyfing abou' stolen candy canes . . . DEFINITELY wasn't me." Shakes his head.

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Damn righ', I do! Says so righ' here on m'arm *property of Aru*.

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

*kisses her all over!!* Firs' . . . KFC /0/ Nex' . . . SUICIDES \0\ Den . . . Shenanigans! \0/

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Café's Fae Abilities - Healing with Rose Quartz - Energy transfer through Lemurian Crystal - Memory absorption through Smoky Quartz - Can create these crystals in his hand - can shape crystals to what he wants - Needs caffeine to work magic properly - If extremely happy, his eyes and veins will glow

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

"Hank" Café is inseparable from this rat. And help the world if anything happens to Hank.

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Call me fairy one more fuckin' time... 🦄 Half Fae, half tired of people's shit 🦄 Has fae magic 🦄 Picks fights but doesn't hate hunters. 🦄 Matches writing length 🦄 English literate 🦄 SS - Aru

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