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@dontcallmefairy.bsky.social
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Crystal Fae (half human), caffeine junky, spontaneous, silly, permanent resident: Hank, the rat. // RP // Parody Account // ❤️ Aru

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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
[ @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social ] [ @sunnylilsprite.bsky.social ] Café floats down from a large red balloon, "Hold on!!!" He shouts as it's a very slow descent. Then, FINALLY, he lands. He wears a Santa jacket that is two sizes too big, with a large bag over his shoulder, 🦄
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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
[ @necrorphic.bsky.social ] [ @sunnylilsprite.bsky.social ] Rolls up to M in a shiny red (probably stolen) wagon. The wheels creak pretty bad, but!!!! "ARU!!" He calls as he opens a rather large bag, pointing the opening at M, "Do i' . . ." He said with a serious face, delivering two gifts:
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a bucket of fried chicken from kfc with hearts flying around it
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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
X-Mas surprise for @crownofchaos.bsky.social from Bustelo-Claus and Aru-Krampus @sunnylilsprite.bsky.social ! "Aru!!" He yelled as he held the bag open which launched the smaller Fae, "DELIVER!!!"
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a bucket of fried chicken with kfc written on it
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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
🦄 I will ALWAYS love this show. The nostalgia this video has (by @angeldovespn.bsky.social ) is just . . . I cried. I did. And I ain't ashamed of that. It captures exactly what Supernatural SHOULD be for its fans, and I will die on this hill ❤️ youtu.be/zeDmXmezosM?...
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Team Free Will 2.0 - (Supernatural) The Greatest Show [Requested final update] [Angeldove]
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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
#OpenRP HO HO HOOOOOLY shite!! Almos' Chris'mas??? Y'don't go' any prezzies f'yer friends an' fam'ly?? Righ', I gotcha. Sure, my Norf Pole is made a cardboard, bu' lis'en . . . saved all a m'spendin' fer my Sant'r ou'fit, an' such. Y'migh' find a s'prise from ole Café Bustelo-Claus (🤷‍♂️). - 🦄🎄🎁
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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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a man with a surprised look on his face is wearing a red shirt
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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Are shenanigans afoot? Yeah, duh. Is logic used? No, duh. Will I have fun, anyways?
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a close up of a man with a beard and a black jacket
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Café @dontcallmefairy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Call me fairy one more fuckin' time... 🦄 Half Fae, half tired of people's shit 🦄 Has fae magic 🦄 Picks fights but doesn't hate hunters. 🦄 Matches writing length 🦄 English literate 🦄 SS - Aru
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a man with a beard is looking down with his eyes closed in front of a window
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