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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16h
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Operation Epic Furious: Nuuk 'Em All
Play Operation Epic Furious: Nuuk 'Em All, from The Secret Handshake.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This part
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 17h
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 18h
Be sure to report these bribes to your local AG. www.rawstory.com/angry-maga-2...
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Furious MAGA fans rebel against Trump over his new 'bribe': 'Won't even fill my tank'
President Donald Trump's promise of about $100 checks for certain seniors drew backlash from some of his own supporters on Truth Social, where several called the amount insulting.On Friday night, Trum...
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Flamethrowers or hairspray and lighters?
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We now have a term for Trump's second regime. He coined it himself. Leadershit.
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Interesting. Trump now says the GOP will lose because he got us into a war anointed by Jesus himself. Dems are planning on cutting Israeli aid when they get to power. A cut in aid will most likely cause a regime change in Israel. A regime change in Israel will cut off support for Trump.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes you do what you have to do 😊
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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God @thegodshow.com · 01/10/2026
This loser wants you to believe he’s a warrior. He’s not. He’s a war criminal. He belongs in prison.
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Thou Shalt Put Hegseth In Prison For His War Crimes
Dear Humans,
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mine is when god raped a minor virgin. The embodiment of christianity.
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Get a Ivy league education, get drugged and raped by your peers or a SCROTUS justice. We ARE a christian nation. christianity's finest!
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Praise Jesus, god of pestilence and withholding life saving therapy!
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
JOHN CLEESE's brilliant reply to a 14yr old kid asking if he had a fan club he could join.
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Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @skippjon1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎉🎉🎉
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God @thegodshow.com · 30/09/2026
Every single person in this cursed photograph looks like they just realized they’re going to hell.
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The Last Supper But Make It Pedo
Nightmare blunt rotation.
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Papa Dave @dawil-01.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#EmojiSounds #MusicSky #MusicChallenge #Rush #RedBarchetta Day 1 🏁 Enjoy!! 🤘🎸🎶🥁🎼🎤🎵🎸🤘👇 music.youtube.com/watch?v=PjjN...
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Rush - Red Barchetta (Live (1981/Canada)
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SlacktivistFred @slacktivistfred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More evidence from Sen. Eric Schmitt that conspirators were conspiring at a Hawks game in Atlanta.
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Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce in M*A*S*H
Alt: Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce in M*A*S*H
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Governor Abbott office refused to turn over 1400 pages of correspondence without it being heavily redacted, claiming it contained intimate and embarrassing information. we will get to see how much Musk and Governor Abbott were able to sell out Texans.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nurses and community members are protesting in San Francisco today as part of the "People vs. Palantir" Global Week of Action. Organizers say the demonstration is focused on Palantir's work with ICE and concerns over immigration enforcement.
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the middle of a war, no less. Anointed by Jesus himself!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Super Intelligence"
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The bible prohibits christians from using batteries. Praise Jesus, god of darkness! www.rawstory.com/byron-donald...
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Byron Donalds rages at 'fad' taking over his home state: 'We know how this works'
Despite the Trump administration’s hostility towards renewable energy, information released by the U.S. Energy Information Administration shows that utility solar capacity — large-scale projects that ...
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We ARE a christian nation. Praise Jesus' holy warriors. America's finest. The very best a christian society can offer. Praise Jesus, god of violence and hate!
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We recognize the Senator from the state of Misery.
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So sad that Ore has died. Ore is gone.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This 👇
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Baseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today In 1972: Pittsburgh #Pirates legend Roberto Clemente collects his 3,000th hit, which sadly would be the last regular season hit of his amazing major league career. ⚾️ #MLB #Baseball #History #RobertoClemente
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A true christian, in fact. We ARE a christian nation. Praise Jesus, god of lies!
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Post-Dispatch's editors left it to readers to judge who actually earned the "dirtbag" label in the episode — "let alone 'villain.'" We ARE a christian nation. Praise Jesus, dirtbag of gods! www.rawstory.com/eric-schmitt...
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'Sloppy' GOP Sen. Schmitt pilloried by home state paper over 'cringey' public humiliation
The editorial board of Missouri's largest newspaper joined the pile-on after Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO) embarrassed himself during his interrogation of former special counsel Jack Smith on national TV.S...
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/09/2026
Bless this woman for DESTROYING this Christian debate bro.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 29/09/2026
Oh no! Weak men are upset about my article demanding men do more to stop abuse of women, and they’re unfollowing me and telling me they’re unfollowing me. What ever will I do??? Oh right, carry on and double down. Men: Here is my article upsetting weak men: www.qasimrashid.com/p/women-are-...
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our response to the State Department using Smokey last night.
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Wilson @wilson88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning friends. And good morning Catherine. @tallirishone.bsky.social Happy #TallOneTuesday youtube.com/watch?v=6yGF...
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The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter - the best version ever.
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Papa Dave @dawil-01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#IsmuasMonthOfMusic #MusicSky #MusicChallenge #Rush #TheSpiritOfRadio Day 30 A song that represents your dreamy future self Enjoy!! 🤘🎸🎵🎤🎼🥁🎶🎸🤘👇 music.youtube.com/watch?v=g_Qt...
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Rush - The Spirit Of Radio
YouTube video by RushVEVO
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We ARE a christian nation. Anointed by Jesus himself!
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HOLD MEN ACCOUNTABLE.......💪🏻
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Not Jesus @dontbothermeatall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Curious if male Cornell grads have started pulling their education off LinkedIn.
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