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Patsnotatweetin

@dontbemeanto.me

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Astronaut, hedgehog, and avid reader of discontinued magazines The letter W is superfluous at best and a selfish twit at worst

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Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 20/03/2025

ah shit my ratatouille was a lab retread

A quirky wooden sign with a chef who appears to be cross eyed with the caption Good Food

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 28/02/2025

Wtf. Was walking my baby AT-AT and someone's Medusa just attacked it. Leash your creatures folks

Some component in the subway that looks like an AT-AT from star wars

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 17/02/2025

don corleone : we have known each other many years, but this is the first time you've come to me for counsel or for help. but let's be frank here. you never wanted my friendship. and you feared to be in my debt. me: please I just want a new nickname

A picture of a food label called "dry salami nuggets"

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 02/02/2025

I simply cannot believe the supposedly most savvy investors in the country just bought into another freaking buzzword. How do people keep investing in tech that has never proven to make profit? The gap between successful company and stock price is widening every freaking day

Headline: US Stock Outperformance Doomed As DeepSeek Threatens Al Returns: BofA

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Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 02/02/2025

They gave this dude the international criminal feature all for being correct

A picture of a blogger with the headline "The blogger who helped spark Nvidia's $600 billion stock collapse and a panic in Silicon Valley" but the image looks like it's covering a terrorist

A clip from the post which just was correct.

"Emanuel's argument shook Silicon Valley not because he claimed that the big U.S. technology companies were misleading or deceitful. His main point was simply that they were nowhere near as smart and efficient as Wall Street was touting them as."

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 31/01/2025

We're in dystopian prologue now

A clip from an article that's either describing the background plot of the game horizon zero Dawn or real company that's doing cellular biology with AI

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 30/01/2025

She was the *worst* but she was hella right here. Operating System UI should have stopped with Windows XP

An image of professor umbridge with the quote
Progress for the sake of progress must be discouraged. Let us preserve what must be preserved, perfect what can be perfected...

Fart. Ploof. Split. Toot

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 28/01/2025

Becoming more and more indistinguishable in looks, motives, and idiocy

Sam Altman, billionaire, AI industrialist, future destroyer of humanity

Ted Faro, billionaire, ai industrialist, destroyer of civilization ( horizon zero Dawn)

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 27/01/2025

Hey Siri, show me an example of code switching

A sign that says no boys or fathers in girls dressing room with another sign underneath cropped to say "no nuts allowed"

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 25/01/2025

group chats until apple gives up on its peer pressure based marketing

Twilight Zone episode: The Eye of the Beholder
A crowd of pig faced doctors and nurses all labeled "iphone" being disgusted by a pretty woman labeled android's face after her "failed" plastic surgery

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 23/01/2025

Yes we've been through this Mac

Patrick is this your wallet meme

Man Ray says "you've seen this before" while holding up and ID with a Mac app icon

Patrick Starr replies "yup"

Man Ray says "you know we use it everyday right"

Patrick again replies "yup"

Man Ray happily says "so you know it's safe to use"

Patrick dully replies "that makes sense to me"

Man Ray says "so I'll open it"

Over Patrick is a MacOs pop up warning and asking permission for the familiar app to do things it's done before

If you made it to my 3rd Mac anger meme Can I get a "no this is Patrick"

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 23/01/2025

"Your connection was interrupted A network change was detected." Who changed it Apple? WHO?!

Roll safe think about it meme

Roll Safe labeled "Mac Sequoia"

Caption says "Cant get a virus if you can't reach the internet"

Can I get a "think about it"

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Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 23/01/2025

The Windows Vistafication of MacOS is complete

Anime man confused about butterfly meme.
Man labeled "Mac Sequoia"
Butterfly labeled "literally Anything not made by Apple"
Caption "Is this a virus"

If you read this alt text can I get a hell ya

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 16/01/2025

"bullet struck by boeing whistleblower"

Picture of plane taking off with headline "United Airlines 737 MAX Struck By Coyote, Flight Returns to Chicago" implying one of 3 things
1. A flying coyote
2. A very large and aggressive (or stupid) coyote
3. Passive language

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 03/01/2025

bet the bruise was pretty metal

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 01/01/2025

for a specific niche of audience #cosmere

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 27/12/2024

Hot tip. Don't link your Goodreads to your LinkedIn. # ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ

Book called "murder your employer"

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 06/12/2024

I ordered a british insult guide and they just sent me this

Various absolut vodka flavors such as absolut vanilla and absolute pears.

Noticably missing is "absolut turnip" which i personally have been called by a brit before

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 01/12/2024

~12 minutes after finishing my morning coffee

A pokémon card featuring Onix with a very poopy art style

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 21/11/2024

handing your resume to Starbucks like

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 14/12/2023

Oh damn

A crossword. 6 down is 6 letter word for "country cousins" with the crossword filled in with the word "spouse"

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 09/07/2023

oh no, Voldemort is back!

A giant deflated unicorn sprinkler that was murdered by Voldemort (rough children)

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 02/07/2023

Sign writer never heard someone from Yorkshire speak

A sign that says "never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language"

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 25/06/2023

This is how I post

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 25/06/2023

Which feed do you guys spend the most time in?

Three options
Following
What's hot
Popular with friends

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 25/06/2023

doctor: I have bad news please take a seat me: I'd rather die than sit in that chair doctor: oh well in that case I have good news AND bad news

A chair but made of jeans *profuse vomiting noises*

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 24/06/2023

Oh shit my subconscious apparently was on the nose. Exactly one year to the day of announcement

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 23/06/2023

Found a prepubescent Bulbasaur. You'll get that bulb soon lil guy

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 18/06/2023

i love being the proud dad to my... umm.. t-rex, lego figure, and raggedy ann doll?

3 poorly drawn chalk outlines but I love them anyways

Patsnotatweetin @dontbemeanto.me · 13/06/2023

Mt. Everest breeds the most interesting kind of hubris

Bronze medal meme with a guy celebrating a medal super hard but the last frame reveals he came in 7th place