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Don Shipp

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Gentlemen of the road.

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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 9h
I suppose that historically our ruling classes had always been European. Roman, then Viking, then French, Hollandish and German.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 9h
The word is “Wuss”.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 9h
“Farage” is as English as frites with mayonnaise.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 10h
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 10h
So does mine. But the room that I inhabit is very cosy.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 10h
Whenever I watch old movies I am thinking how cool the coats are. Also Poirot :- Hastings, (played by the living incarnation of Wellington); i am wowed by the coats he gets to wear. And that Vienna thing, of course.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lower visible body count than Dan Brown’s version, tho’.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
An acronym.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Buffy Spike
ALT: Buffy Spike
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And will remember again when you go for a shit.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can you always be sure that it will only be a fart, tho’?
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Like tears in the rain.”
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every time someone comes up with this bullshit a white person will film themselves going around one of these no go areas, going into a pub and having a drink, and buying a ham sandwich at the local shop and showing in real time that it isn’t true.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In Britain it was Thatcher. In America it was probably Reagan.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There’s a heron in my back garden. This is as close as it let me get, today.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(Your grandad laid the groundwork for DNA analysis.)
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Local newspapers are mostly owned by Reach plc.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OK. It goes on my Christmas list.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I spent 40 years understanding volumetric flasks.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whenever I do a “what if” if go back to Vercingetorix, because that is where it all went wrong.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Are you opposed to the idea of Addenbrookes getting its own airport? It’s only a matter of time.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
1984. 2001. One Million Years BC. Pirates of the Caribbean.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Balti is Hinduistanish for bucket. Food cooked in a bucket. Very popular in Brummagem, for historical reasons.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You’ve still got it.
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Big Belly: Too Sexy For This Shirt
ALT: Big Belly: Too Sexy For This Shirt
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Autocorrupt makes a Freudian slip.
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Are We The Baddies? Meme
ALT: Are We The Baddies? Meme
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Elves are “differently moralled”.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have recently switched from bottled gas to air source heat pump. It works as well, is much cheaper and better for the environment, but it needs an app. I do not like apps. I want to buy something and own it outright and control it with a knob on the wall.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@wulfhelm.bsky.social Today I visited the final resting place (until barbarians came and dug him up) of a dead king. It was raining. Luckily there was an indoor bit.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Thank God for the Blackshirts
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Barbara Windsor as Edith of Mercia. Margaret Nolan as Edith Swanneck. This is one of the times when I am right.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When I was still but a stripling youth I used to watch on TV “The Galloping Gourmet”, mostly because there was not much else to watch. But the lessons that I learned then have stayed with me very since.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Strike one.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
As a one-time Londoner, I remember how disappointed I was with Khan’s first years in office. He wouldn’t do anything without a consultation. He’s turned out to be damned good. I can only hope* that Burnham will turn out the same. *(It’s the hope that kills you.)
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not in living memory.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can there be a more disgusting sight on British TV than Chris Mason fluffing up Nigel Farage.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nigella Lawson’s “Budget Meals for the Common Man”.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Home Alone: Yes, I Win
ALT: Home Alone: Yes, I Win
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Offa’s Offal?
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lights Fantastic.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Humble Pie.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Correlation is not causation.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mr Pip has much to contend with. He has my sympathies.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He’s the big one, unless it’s Tom Cruise, in which case he’s the small one.
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Today I went to the Tank Museum at Bovington. It has a soft play area. So why not?
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“If”
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Don Shipp @donshipp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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