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DonQuixotext

@donquixotext.bsky.social
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I'm Woody , Old Fart living in Herts UK, Back now after a break. Love hashtag games etc. Still Tilting at Windmills. X pat from Muskovia. Spanish Speaker. If I follow you, please follow back as a courtesy. Begging,soliciting,& no posts. BLOCKED

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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 4h
So. I could lose it
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 8h
I lost my 'cherry' behind the Boys Stand at Gigg Lane
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Man Blushing: Oh Stop It!
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 8h
SPUDS U LIKE
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 8h
Or Operation SUITS YOU SIR
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Paul Whitehouse as Kenneth: Suits You Sir!
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 8h
Or The GNUS of Toblerone
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 22h
Liar 💥🙄
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 8h
Three SHIT HOUSES
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 8h
Three SHIT HOUSES
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 9h
I don't need to take the 5th with that statement
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 9h
Shearing, have you bought some sheep?
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 9h
#OneOfMyBadHabitsIs sometimes having a really OTT breakfast. Today: Scottish Smoked salmon (needed using up). Omelette, and two small American Pancakes with Maple Syrup. Latte
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 9h
#OneOfMyBadHabitsIs Hashtag gaming, but who gives a shit?
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 9h
#OneOfMyBadHabitsIs Nose Picking, plus arse and balls scratching
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 10h
@sidneypaget.bsky.social Bloody good book.
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Tom Booker @tbooker1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film rubbish Good Moaning Vietnam
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Police Man Says Good Moaning
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film rubbish The Grilling Fields
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Reynaldo's Tintador BBQ
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film rubbish French Letters from Iwo Jima
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Multiple Gift Cards Displayed
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film rubbish Zero Dark Thrifty
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film rubbish Lawrence of Labia
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film rubbish Three Burger Kings
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film rubbish Paths of Gory
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film rubbish White House
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film rubbish Gravy of the fireflies
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 11h
Make a war film rubbish Hacksaw Fridge
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Game Show Hostess Opens Fridge on Buzzr
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 11h
#IUsePlainLanguageTo discuss chocolate, not milk.
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 11h
#IUsePlainLanguageTo discuss the rain in Spain
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 11h
Asking for a friend: I wonder where the mouth will be utilised?
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 11h
@marvinogravel.bsky.social hope you are OK. Mine was bloody painful. Plus I needed three shots of local anaesthetic to do the op I've followed you
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 21h
Or on three pin plugs. Mine needed surgery as the outer skin started growing inside foot
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 21h
Well that's plain enough.
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 21h
#IUsePlainLanguageTo say what she looks like, but I'm a gentleman on this occasion. Why does DJT surround himself with 'tarty' looking women? Maybe, we know .... Well, this one is out of a job
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish Spartacus Now
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish Florence of Arabia
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish The Penisist
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish The Shirt Locker
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish Das Shoe
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish All Quaint on the western front
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish The Bottle of the Bulge
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Inna Drinks from a Giant Wine Bottle
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish Zoo Loo
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish The Nuns of Navarone
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish: Crust of Iron
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Little Caesars Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Pizza
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish: The Spambusters
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Rotating Spam Can with Sandwich Image
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish: PATTERN.
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The Pattern Here Is Clear Steve Kornacki
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish: The Bagel has Landed
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Jensen Ackles Dancing on a Bagel
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish: The Brittle of Britain
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Plus, another team have gone into making biscuits. The Jammy Dodgers
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#IMindMyOwnBusinessBy 'Always looking on the bright side of life'
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Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
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DonQuixotext @donquixotext.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#IMindMyOwnBusinessBy knowing its ' No Country for old Men'
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