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Donovan Burba

@donovanburba.bsky.social
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If you’re ordering off my menu, you’re probably not asking about the specials.

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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 2h
Hell, you could same the same about Doug Dascenzo.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gotta be. Looked like they were trying to set the ball on the hash for the kick but whoops.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That’s the dumbest play I’ve seen in years.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Iowa should be the transitive No. 1.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Arch McCown
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can you simplify this for us casuals?
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I understand the logic but I just can’t do it.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Laughs in Iowa.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bringing my reading glasses to bar trivia, in another milestone.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't understand how to add the licorice stick. (I guess this is why you read the whole recipe before starting!)
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Screaming at Colston Loveland to score out of social obligation only.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Any win at all, rather. Maybe ISU.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After Michigan’s loss today, I think we’ll be judged on this loss more than any win the rest of the way.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why not build the whole plane out of the backup QB?
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You shouldn’t be allowed to just call yourself “Bo Jackson.”
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of course it was all lies. All the fuckers do is lie
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Highlight of the game so far.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just the one on my high and dangerous steeple.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mercy(hurst) indeed.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When will we talk about the Eagles’ punter just killing them?
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And yet
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He does not make it easy to defend him.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On the plus side, I know who I’m voting for in the Iowa, Ohio, and Michigan Senate races.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Couple more kickoff returns and we’ve got this in the bag.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching sports during an election year sucks so bad. Quad box had four ads for four politicians in four different states.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gotta find a camera angle that favors Michigan.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Michigan isn’t Northern Iowa, either, alas.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will not.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is exactly what I want out of a Friday night game.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's ... making more Palestinians? I don't think that's true.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
40/40!
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Dave Chappelle: You Hate to See It
Alt: Dave Chappelle: You Hate to See It but more than that, you love to see it.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Davante Adams owners:
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Homer Simpson Happy Skipping
ALT: Homer Simpson Happy Skipping
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looked like a busted play right?
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
About the only thing you can’t do there if you’re Bagent.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just stand there, Bagent. No pressure to throw it.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I even saw that, ha. Sorry, Bears fan crashing out here.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Actually the helmet-to-helmet thing seems so inconsistent. In college, that’s an ejection.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So’s hitting a guy standing out of bounds. 🤷
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
ALT: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's a lot of change.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you try to ice the kicker and fail, you should lose a time out in the next half.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hear me out … a third quarterback.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Oregon game is airing on some ESPN variant in Portland with a fixed, askew camera and no announcer.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Already tired of Michigan and it’s only week 2.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Government shouldn't be involved in a person's medical decisions." Not that hard, is it?
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I had never used a belt squat machine until I joined my current gym and it’s a revelation. Highly underrated.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ladies aren’t his preferred naked demographic.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Baseball season starting to feel very long right now. #Cubs
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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