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Donovan Burba

@donovanburba.bsky.social
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If you’re ordering off my menu, you’re probably not asking about the specials.

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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Arch McCown
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bringing my reading glasses to bar trivia, in another milestone.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why not build the whole plane out of the backup QB?
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You shouldn’t be allowed to just call yourself “Bo Jackson.”
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of course it was all lies. All the fuckers do is lie
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gotta find a camera angle that favors Michigan.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
40/40!
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just stand there, Bagent. No pressure to throw it.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you try to ice the kicker and fail, you should lose a time out in the next half.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Oregon game is airing on some ESPN variant in Portland with a fixed, askew camera and no announcer.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Already tired of Michigan and it’s only week 2.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Baseball season starting to feel very long right now. #Cubs
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I want to see what kind of pictures Thielbar has of Jed.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hey look, Ian Happ’s alive. #Cubs
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Tommy Lee Jones on Dr. Richard Kimble in The Fugitive
ALT: Tommy Lee Jones on Dr. Richard Kimble in The Fugitive
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/07/2026
None of you would've survived the Brian Ferentz era of Iowa Hawkeyes football
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The ICE agents who shot and killed a 26-year-old father in Biddeford, Maine, were searching for a different person, per DHS Sec. Markwayne Mullin. The man they shot was authorized to work in the United States and had been issued a Social Security number.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Microsoft Office suite for like 40 years.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
They may not win, but at least Paraguay have embarrassed themselves along the way.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
They rooted against the US in 2010 and 2014 because soccer was European and socialist.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Side-eye Chloe Meme
ALT: Side-eye Chloe Meme
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I can’t believe the Knicks won the World Series.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Torn between hating the Knicks and loving their fans.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Not thrilled with SGA and KD, but I’ll take it (finally).
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
JD Vance ordering donuts
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What in the world
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Statue of limitations has not expired on this tweet.
A Jack Posobiec tweet reading just:

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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Live look at JD Vance
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Don’t ever doubt Dawn.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
PCA swinging at a pitch that hit him, we are so back.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
That was a goddam baseball game.
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Jenn @jennburrill.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
As millions of Americans were losing their SNAP benefits the Pentagon spent: 🔹️$6.9 million worth of lobster tails🦞 🔹️$15.1 million for ribeye steak 🥩 🔹️$2 million for Alaskan king crab 🦀 🔹️ and even $98,329 on a Steinway & Sons grand piano ✏️ by @newrepublic.com
newrepublic.com
Pete Hegseth Blew Billions on Fruit Basket Stands, Chairs, and Crab
The Defense Department went on a $93 billion spending spree in 2025.
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this
Drawing of a duck looking at a flier for curling lessonsduck pulling a curling stone A duck pushing a curling broomThat same duck on a podium winning first prize with a medal and crown
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Kicker Super Bowl MVP incoming
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Has a Super Bowl ever been so bad that fans started booing?
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
They should let the Broncos and Rams play after this.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
“Don’t fart during leg press” challenge failed once again.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Ran over the catcher trying to score in sophomore year high school baseball. Got the boot even though he was blocking the plate.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Cheers is dead to me.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Some serious questions for the committee after this showing by Bama.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Yeah, I’m a Swiftie. A D’Andre Swiftie.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Saw the man himself, and on his birthday no less.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Floating home. Bears, baby.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 20/12/2025
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Um…
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from your device, without explanation.
Santa Claus riding a camel in Doha, Qatar.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
You can just say “sacks.” You don’t have to say “quarterback sacks.” There is no other kind.
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Donovan Burba @donovanburba.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Fox Madden vs. CBS Madden feels like the Young Elvis vs. Old Elvis debate.
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