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Hermann the Half-German

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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna need another turnover.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every Gophers fan right now
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Jordan Peele Sweating Meme
ALT: Jordan Peele Sweating Meme
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What. The. Fuck.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jim Harbaugh plays the long game. Remember how he thought he had the Vikings job sewn up before they hired KOC? Just give them a glowing review of JJ McCarthy, then sit back and watch the chaos ensue. SABOTAGE!
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not sure I could name three players in the SF Giants lineup. And I'm watching them play right now.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every time you wonder if Emmanuel Rodriguez can stick at this level, he does something like that.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From 2001 to 2014, the Vikings were 1-13 at Soldier Field. From 2015 to 2019, they were 2-3 at Soldier Field. Since 2020, they are 7-0 at Soldier Field.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
didn't work here either
Mulva -- a failed stab at the first name of Jerry Seinfeld's latest incongruous hookup.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This beautiful. And I'd say the same if it were Vikings fanboys acting like toddlers. Because anyone who allows 53 people who have no idea who you are to have any effect on their mental health deserves all the angst they bring upon themselves.
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Packers Streamers Live Meltdown 3: Choke to Vikings - Week 1
YouTube video by Mr. Flapjack Presents
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everybody's got their Songs of the Summer. Even Barrack Obama. So why not The Generalist? the-generalist.ghost.io/an-aural-sen...
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An aural sendoff to summer
I know meteorological summer has already come and gone, but much like my hairy-knuckled ancestors, I prefer the stars to dictate my calendar, so I've got a few more days to say good-bye and, frankly, ...
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today's the day Walker Jenkins became a man. Or The Man, perhaps?
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What's it like inside a champagne-soaked locker room?
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You haven't lived until you've had a utility infielder pour Budweiser on your head
Fun night of scoreboard watching at Target Field on Monday. The Yankees' magic number to clinch a postseason berth was one, meaning one Yankees victory or one Blue Jays loss would get the job done. E...
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is a forgotten Springsteen lyric if there ever was one. Either that or a Northern version of American Aquarium’s “Dollar General” …
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you won’t do it for me, do it for Jon. You’d break his heart if his advice went unheeded.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Over/under on when this Shelton/Alcaraz match will end ... 2 a.m. Central. What say you?
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pretty cool to see three of the four front page sports bylines are women. Good hiring, Strib!
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
phew the under's not looking too good at the football barn
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
10 minutes into the game and PJ has already called two timeouts. Good to see his in-game coaching is in midseason form.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Let’s get weird. The Derailers The Decemberists Kiss the Tiger Cracker The Outfield
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Jeffers is not exactly covering himself in glory tonight on either side of the plate.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Buxton tweaked his back. Here comes Walker Jenkins. #twins
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A reminder that Dolly Parton wrote "I Will Always Love You" and "Jolene" on the same day. That's like throwing a perfect game and then saving a family of five from a burning house on the way home. #ripdolly
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
FOX 9 just ran a lower third that said “Twins out east taking on Padres.”
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Bart Simpson and the 'At Least You Tried' Cake
ALT: Bart Simpson and the 'At Least You Tried' Cake
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ryan Jeffers' day: Pinch hits for Larnach, is intentionally walked and replaced by pinch runner Kreidler. Good work if you can get it.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Josh Bell, hustle double. I wrote yesterday about his leadership and how the clubhouse stuff is rather intangible, but a play like that is exactly the kind of lead-by-example move that young players need to see and to emulate, scrapping for an extra base late in a tied game.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Twins have stranded just five runners today, but four of them were in scoring position with one out. You can't keep blowing those choice scoring opportunities and expect to win much.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Watching Byron Buxton go from first to home on a double is easily one of the most thrilling things you can see in person at a ballgame.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
he knows of what he speaks
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tarp is coming off the field. Not a drop of rain fell here. Not. One. Drop. Estimated start time is now 7:30, because we need 20 more minutes for the players to stretch on the field, which they couldn't do in the clubhouse.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fox News's lead sports analysts are a man who played three NBA games, scoring zero points, and a former college swimmer who once tied for 5th place. Here's a look at how liberals reward mediocrity with participation trophies.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you enjoy rainless rain delays, brother do I have an MLB team for you to root for...
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@aarongleeman.bsky.social it appears you have motivated Alan Roden too
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wow -- Craig got more votes than Tafoya. And Peggy got more votes than all Republicans combined. Big blue wave coming if we can keep Trump’s grubby little sausage fingers off the elections.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Royce's F7 in the first inning was a home run in 25 of 30 parks.
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
one thing that i think is interesting is that the poll that spawned all the discourse about people not liking the new flag also had angie winning by 5
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Josh @joshnorthsouth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Let this be a lesson to us all that a half-hearted “whoopsie!” won’t be enough to make up for supporting the gestapo who terrorized your neighbors for months
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don't know why this one stands out to me after all of the horrors and indignities thrust upon the citizenry by the GOP (and let's be honest, none of this happens without a compliant GOP) but I guess I still have the capacity to be shocked (pun definitely not intended). The evil is endless.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 12/08/2026
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Kat Rohn @rohnkat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's wild how much of the anti-trans movement is built solely on: 1. Attention seeking behavior. 2. Grifting. 3. Billionaires lashing out about their own personal insecurities. Get better hobbies!
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you've ever wondered, hell yes, Hell World is awesome. This would be a steal at twice the price! (Which, coincidentally, I am paying, and getting more than my money's worth.)
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geri katz @gerikatz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Once again Democrats, please stop with the antisemitic dogwhistles aimed at your BIPOC primary opponents. It's gross. I am talking to you, All of Minneapolis.
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Laurel Krahn @windowseat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tinnitus can fuck off. (I have my first ever appointment with an audiologist next week, maybe they'll have some ideas.)
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My Lyft driver to the Creation Museum was a Kennedy-Goldwater-Nixon-Nixon-Ford-Reagan-Reagan-Bush-Bush-Dole-Bush-Bush-McCain-Romney-Trump-Trump-Trump voter. He said that if liberals keep saying "Latinx", there's no way he'll ever vote for a Democrat again.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
more like woo suk gone amiright
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Jon is the goddamn best and if you can't toss him a few bucks at least sign up for his free posts because it will instantly make you smarter and more handsome/beautiful. And then you will want to reward him for it.
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Joshua Kuroda-Grauer ... you poor bastard. He's got the two hardest-hit balls of the night, that's for sure. @cjzero.bsky.social you got video?
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Hermann the Half-German @donnelly612.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It’s like going to a family wedding with someone you’ve been dating for a few months. “Maybe we should get a photo without Donald too, just in case …”
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