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@donkeyshit.rocks
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I am a Villain !! I like Cheetos !!

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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 07/03/2026
They should have Named This "The Gum Guzzler" !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 14/01/2026
This is just a Trick to get people to Let Bees Sting their Tits !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 10/11/2025
Um this will NOT fit in my Ass !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 24/10/2025
This Lady looks like Doc Brown if he asked for Poop instead of Plutonium and he put it in a Casserole instead of a Time Machine !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 01/10/2025
The Cool Monkey Lady Died !! Here is a Monkey checking out her Pussy !! I bet he was Hooting and Clapping when he Saw it !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 21/09/2025
I didn't see this Big Damn Pussy that Opened Up in the Dollar General Parking Lot !! It Broke my Tie Rod !!
A Big Damn Pussy !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 24/08/2025
Mushrooms have Developed the Ability to Perfectly Mimic the Human Testicle !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 27/07/2025
You would think the Second Brother would Move it Out of the Way after the First Brother Slipped on it !! What a Dip Shit !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 23/07/2025
That's Also what it's Called when I Refuse to wear Condoms and Doug Las Refuses to get his Ass Hole Tested for STDs and then we Butt-Fuck !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 07/07/2025
I saw this Mushroom beside the Bike Trail and Got Really Excited because I thought it was Nachos !! I was Swearing and Kicking Rocks all the way Home !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 05/07/2025
Look at these Mush Rooms !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 05/07/2025
Here are some Berries I saw today !! I Popped 'em up the ol' Shitter !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 05/07/2025
That is Also what I call it when I Crap in a Lady's Pussy !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 05/07/2025
Homer Simpson says Dough a Fucking Lot !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 16/06/2025
I like Mushroom Hunting !! Here is one I found Today !! It is known as the Used Condom Fungus !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 10/06/2025
I Also found this Very Nice Picture of him Puking in Marge's Pussy !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 05/06/2025
I am listening to Wang Chung !! It is Good !! No Joke Here !! Also Here is some Mustard I just Saw !!
Mustard !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 11/05/2025
I Also tried to get a Patent for a Home Pap Smear Device but it was Rejected with the Reasoning that Simply Beer-Bonging a Pabst and a Smear Noff into a Lady's Pussy tells you Nothing about Whether or Not she has Cervical Cancer !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 09/05/2025
Someone tried to Waffle Stomp in this Urinal !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 04/05/2025
My Kitty Likes These !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 23/04/2025
I made my Wallet Way Cooler !! I am Available for Sponsorship !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 22/04/2025
Try to Solve This Puzzle !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 19/04/2025
New Tinder Bio !!
A Text Speech Bubble that says I'm gonna Rear Back and Smack your Pussy Super Hard with the Broad Side of a 2x4 to Splatter all the Shit off it before I Fuck it !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 04/04/2025
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 30/03/2025
I am an 18th Century Poop Man !! I Drilled underneath Mr. Long More's House and hit a Valuable Poop Vein and Drained it Dry !! It all went onto his Roof !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 29/03/2025
Much Better !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 29/03/2025
I will Fix this Package in a Few Minutes !! Hold On !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 14/03/2025
This is like what I Barfed Up and Fed to Curtis !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 28/01/2025
You know what else is a Yogurt Organizer ?? My Ass !!
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