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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン

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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm off to go solve equations beyond the pearly gates now
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thank you for doing math with this silly little kong
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it was only a matter of time
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
in my dreams i've started seeing a light beyond all the equations
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
there is not one thing i could give less of a Donkey Kong Jr. Fuck about then ads
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You should add me in there
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Donkey Kong Jr. Math Fact: when they kill Mario Kart Tour, they'll kill me too
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
cranky doesn't call me by my name. dk doesn't return my calls. none of the other kongs even look at me i have nothing
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
they didn't even let me into DK challenge. what's the fucking point of it all
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i miss kevin
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
it's so cold
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
To my dearest cousin Funky Kong: Please stop asking me to invest in war bonds
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Ah! Right! How could I forget... #ThankYouBLG :)
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Numbers mentioned
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Do I amuse you
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
what did i donkey kong jr do to make you all hate me so much
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
THE MAN TRAPS MY FATHER IN HIS EVIL ELECTRIC LAIR FOR ME TO FIND AND YOU THINK I HAVE THE DONKEY KONG JUNIOR RESTRAINT TO NOT DRAG HIS NAME THROUGH THE MUD OF KONGO JUNGLE LIKE HE DID THE KONG FAMILY'S DIGNITY
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
please tell me you poked holes in it. please. i dont want it to be like the barrels again
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
you hate me so much it makes you look stupid like that chud mario does when he misses a platform on 75m
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Pick your next words carefully or I'll be doing long division on your ribcage
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
cranky wont even let me into the banana hoard anymore, i just have to stare at them all from a distance like a petulant little dog
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
What is your fucking Donkey Kong Jr. Issue
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
i got hit with one too many barrels and forgot the login to this account for a bit
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
If Youre Not Careful My Next Junior Math Problem For You Will Be To Count How Many Inches Away My Fist Is From Your Face
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
are we going to have a donkey kong jr. math problem on our hands.
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
what year is it
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Kong Certified Donkey Kong Jr. Math Fans are gonna wanna tune into the 2025 BLG Awards later tonight in exactly ONE HOUR!! You might not believe who's going to appear... 👀 www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_6f...
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THE BLG AWARDS 2025
YouTube video by BLG
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
i think i heard a voice coming from inside the barrels
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Just be glad I'm not Donkey Kong Junior Bible Studies
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
you would not BELIEVE who just got elected as new donk city mayor tonight
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
How many times does your heart beat in a day?
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
cranky just walked out into the living room buttass naked and said wrinkly "took the coin" in the divorce
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same... Except you don't exist? Everything functions perfectly without you... Ha, ha... The thought terrifies me.
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Something just happened.
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
can you keep a donkey kong jr secret
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
What did you DO.
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
They've been putting something in the bananas. DK doesn't believe me, but I just know it.
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
They can't hold me back forever.
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
donkeyrune tomorrow
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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🎃 Super Mildew Hell 🍉 @somari64.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
waiting for a friend to beat the arcade dk games and 94 before we go through dkc together in 2p contest so while they play those stupid ass goo goo gaga baby games for babies im hopping on w/ a friend for some REAL fuckin video games
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
That won't be the case for long.
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Hey.
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Do you value your teeth? Donkey Kong sure didn't.
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Look, I've had a rough day.
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
i'm donkey kong junior pissed off tonight
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
you're going to need a few extra zeroes to that one, buddy
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ドンキーコングJR.算数レッスン @donkeykongjrmath.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
i'm about to take you on a trip to the world of donkey kong junior dentistry you turd
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