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Dong Whistleblower

@dongwhistle.bsky.social
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single luddite 'mo in san francisco. inappropriate comments guaranteed. I mute or block content peddlers (OF, JFF, FFS), but you can follow me on your amateur account if you like

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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
like a pool table, felt
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"inspired by true events"
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
was she in that queer high school horror comedy with the girl's Fight Club?
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"at least it's a fruit pie" that quick come back and timing only comes from spending quality time with vicious queens
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Code Breaker Puzzle
ALT: Code Breaker Puzzle
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
terrific, that's great!
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
that was me at 21 as well, heading west across the country on my way to 'live in Japan'. got as far as California and so grateful
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
great shot, looks like it belongs to an article in a prestigious magazine
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
points for not using nouns used for women's bodies
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OKCAHI-Guy @okcahi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Do it, Jeffrey Beaumont!"
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Blue Velvet David Lynch
ALT: Blue Velvet David Lynch
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
but Devils above all else
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
call in sick or send in a substitute, or just catch them over their runs when you can.
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#firstloloftheday thank you!
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
you won't find me there, but wanted to share #analogcruising
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Tootsie Pop Owl Counts to 3
ALT: Tootsie Pop Owl Counts to 3
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
that's two double features over two days, you know what to do
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
rhymes with hooray
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
manuka oil is one of my favorites, hard to get in the states via brick and mortar store
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#shero
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Schitt's Creek: Jake (Steve Lund) - Great Taste
ALT: Schitt's Creek: Jake (Steve Lund) - Great Taste
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I don't know the song but enjoyed your performance
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
only losers get caught, so of course she's on the chopping block
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Will Ferrell as Elf: Throne of Lies Quote
ALT: Will Ferrell as Elf: Throne of Lies Quote
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
tomorrow you might consider doing your future self a favor and return to the sunglasses store to buy another pair
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was about to crap on the stupid socks but you did make a point worth considering. unfortunately the bombs and bomb makers have no morals, so when their use happens to coincide with what you consider a worthy purpose, it's a broken clock situation at best.
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Billy Nolan: change your mind
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
just the one replacement?
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the fruit didn't fall far from the tree
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
just a technicality, but concerning this individual, 'John' is never capitalized
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I call SI because Miller cannot smile unless there is someone being tortured in the background and I see no one in the mirror reflection
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Alex, what is 'One Direction?'
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Alex Trebek Pointing
ALT: Alex Trebek Pointing
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
should come with a 'spooler alert'
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
points for not typing 'boys'
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I thought you looked familiar
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Do It
ALT: Do It
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trump commits impeachable crimes daily? Collins "concerned." Campaign money accidentally squandered? Collins "absolutely furious."
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it's coming sooner than you think, and at the right time (and get real good with the Latin names, it impresses clients)
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
when you start your own business you'll only do this wen you really want it
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Freeway
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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That's Impossible Stan Marsh
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Jason Copland @jasoncopland.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
thank you so much
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that was magical, thank you
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
when humans focus on wonder
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
another suggestion to stop using amazon or shopping wholefoods
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Dong Whistleblower @dongwhistle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
anytime I hear fireworks or outdoor applause
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Call it what it is: being in the right place at the right time with a silver spoon shoved up your ass. Gates and Musk aren't luminaries. Hell, they weren't even terribly good coders. They just happened to be there at the beginning of a tech boom with means to invest.
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