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@domotoro.bsky.social
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
interested in creating a Bluesky post. please reach out if you'd like to be involved in the process
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
1st in the Canadian Highlander discord's August MtGO tournament w/ this rakdos midrange pile. 10 players in 2 groups of 5: 3-1 group -> 2nd Seed -> win top 4 high on rakdos augermage for this sorta deck in this sorta format. (thx Terry!) card is the truth and --while already empty handed-- the way.
screenshot of the MtGO decklist used in the MtGO tournament discussed in the above Bluesky-Tweet
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
been doing well at MtG this month and it's only really reinforcing how desperate i am to find something else to be playing 😔
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I HATE WINDOWS I HATE WINDOWS I HATE WINDOWS I HATE MICROSOFT I HATE MICROSOFT I HATE MICROSOFT
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
game where you have to identify between the texas and chilean flags. maybe a death-trap is involved for stakes somewhere. send.
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
about to make "jessica" from "manpower staffing" answer my riddles three
text exchange:

"hi, i'm jessica from manpower staffing. are you currently open to new opportunities?"

"would be quite the fool not to be, wouldn't i"
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
feature-length film that's the story of Lolita, but the actor cast to play Humbert also plays the girl (like in 'the parent trap')
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
laughing my ass off after finding out that lego sold a little plastic statue of a stratocaster at retail for a comparable price to an actual entry-level version of the instrument. the plastic strat figurine is only like a foot tall, also. who even is the market for that?
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
did a "let our bots draft your cube 100 times" on @cubecobra.com and uh... why do they always P1P1 pure intentions? this card is in the cube because i think it's funny and technically you can splice arcane onto it. for reference: path to exile was P1P1'd 63% and battle angels of tyr was P1P1'd 31%
table showing 'pure intentions' at a 100% pick-rate on pack1-pick1 (with the next two highest white cards having a 63% and 31% P1P1 rate each)
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
if you'da seen it? if you'd have been there? i betcha you woulda done the same...
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
did i call it or WHAT 🤣😂
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
beekeepers can only succeed because of the many honorable + humble beelosers in our society
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
you during zombie apocalypse: hunkering down with loved ones in a safe area, possibly farming me during zombie apocalypse: grappling remaining humans with my incredibly long mutated tongue
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
dude, denizens of wood and plain are gathering at the setting sun and you're STILL saying you're not a journeyer on a wayward path?
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
they call me "the machine" because I can blow a 1.0 BAC and my muscles are powered by a combustion engine
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
tonight, when I chase the dragon, the water may change to cherry-wine and the silver will turn to gold
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
bodacious cowboys such as your friend will never be welcome here, high in the custerdome
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
who IS the gaucho amigo 🤔
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
thinking about "Destroy Build Destroy"
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
drone footage of Capitol Hill call it an establishment shot
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
getting my master's in augury
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
"rap Mt. Rushmore" of Outkast and Insane Clown Posse
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
new Maha Sohona!!! can't eait 2 hear it
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
can u imagine if there was a US draft rn? lmao. lol even.
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
"Hi, we came by today to ask whether you'd heard the word of our Lord and Savior, Antiochus"
Image of two Jehova's Witnesses (presumably) bothering a person at their home
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
more like LIT viper, amirite?
photo of a green pit viper (the snake, not the brand of glasses)
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
OK google, please remind me to feed the captive at five P.M.
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
rate my cover letter
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
loot rng so good they call me the proc-tologist
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
i know at some point i will have been gone enough that I should shut up, but guys: how many incidents must it take for you to feel that it’s been enough to constitute a pattern? i have known my answer for months, and as such will shut up now
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
feels like 9AM, Sept 11 every time i go to the dealership
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
i guess i get why he had to become a streamer, probably lost his certification.
headshot of one Tyler “Ninja” Blevinsscreenshot of a paragraph explaining that a NINJA loan is a specific type of loan which has no serious requirements or associated due-diligence
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
in the horrible post factory, churning up the most heinous cauldron of muck
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Your honor, I think it has been made abundantly clear not only that my client is the vomit, but furthermore that he is the yeast, he is the maggot, and I dare go so far as to say that he is the beast.
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
arriving calmly from the escalator with a sense of purpose #builder #architect
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
more like sLutter cane 😍
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
proud to announce beginning the fundraising portion for my new talk show: “Chained to the Radiator” please let me know directly if you would like to invest. supplies needed: -1 radiator. -2 sets of quality handcuffs.
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
crosshair that is a slideshow of crosshairs
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This is good news, that deal went through. All right, that’s gonna work out! I have triples of the Toyota highlander now.
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
2025 predictions: - chest of enchanted dubloons washes up on the shore of Prince Edward Island (they’ve been cursed with the most heinous and evil magics) - the dubloons are sold to various collectors before eventually causing their new owners untold misfortune - lav doesn’t get laid
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
THREAD: I screenshotted all of my tweets that I thought were rather good. Think of it as less of a funeral, and more of a celebration of life. Also: Yes, I am a biased judge. To be fair, though, all of my humor is made for a target audience of exactly just me.
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acid (not @ LAN) @domotoro.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
the porn dude is an asexual psy-op
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