Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026like poker, when a player keeps two cards they should throw away, and they luck into a huge pot 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We are not electing another Democrat to fix what Republicans broke and then let Republicans break it again. I’ll vote Trump if I have to. If the world is going to end, let it be faster so I can sit down with popcorn while I can still chew. Better one to the head than six in the chest. 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My man looks like the only way he can get inside a woman is pretending to be a tampon 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My man looks like something an annoying kindergartner made out of a napkin at a wedding rehearsal 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My man looks like those grapes they don’t put on Fruit of the Loom anymore  000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My man looks like he alphabetized the Epstein Files 636427
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My man looks like a boy’s underwear hung on a chair 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My man looks like a trout that’s nothing but belly 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Glad you didn’t find it in the ball of your balls 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My man looks like he has a dog named Scooby DUI. (He talks like Scooby Doo but he slurs his slurs.) 010
Reposted by Andy SmithRob Cottingham @robcottingham.ca · 02/10/2026You’re surrounded by boozers, misfits and losers And down seven goals at the half Your ammo is spent and you can’t find Roy Kent You’re fucked so you might as well laugh 938435
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My man looks the Boyfriend on a show with enough episodes to justify killing him. The beard is great, but the man is not big-screen potential 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My man looks like he’s checking out a sexy ladygoat 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mamdani was impossible till he wasn’t. A folksy, lovable, badass Democrat on the attack 24/7? Governing a state where policies have made life better for millions? Tim Walz was impossible till he wasn’t. 042
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Vought and Trump want to destroy science because they want all foreign scientists and students to leave. This cripples our science apparatus long-term It also makes the USA look like an asshole, which is very important for the isolationist regime Putin wants, so we can’t stop him with NATO. 030
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026When will Democrats find their outrage? Will no one say they reject the premise of the question? Will no one turn the question around, make it about parents and kids, cuss out the interviewer for aiding Trump’s attack on families? 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“Parents know what’s best for our kids” except for the parents of trans kids. 010
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I enjoyed @jamesrball.com's piece on paywalls. Is there a business model for journalism that lets me pay, oh, 99 cents for one specific article? Or $1.99? Like iTunes? Get 'em hooked on paying for stories till they realize subscription's value. Or does that make everybody chase clicks? 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I feel sorry for him right up until the moment he knew abusing people is cruel but he did it anyway. Fuck his sorrows. What's the point of sympathizing with an origin story when it didn't make him a better person? 020
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 03/09/2026He's running on Obama name recognition. He's running as a centrist. Establishment Dems are using him as a lab for running non-progressive candidates. 100
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026AI consumes the most energy producing videos and images. Reducing the footprint of data centers reduces AI slop, disinformation, targeting, efforts to derail democracy. Republicans want conservatives to use these tools. 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My man looks like he uses Pureology toothpaste because he thinks it's specially formulated for white supremacists 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My man looks like he showed up to Show and Tell with a briefcase full of rescinded mortgages 020
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My man looks like he's got a bit of spinach in his teeth no wait that's a Trump ass hair 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My man looks like a children's dentist at Auschwitz 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My man looks like he snitches out people whispering in the library. 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I'd bet the best players are girls and women. They don't get distracted by side quests like hunting down prostitutes to beat and kill them 020
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"Economic development"? Creates a dozen jobs but displaces the water table by a zillion gallons, after building a public works water and plumbing infrastructure that I pay for? (Does your concern for small towners extend to health care, long-distance voting, SNAP for kids?) 000
Reposted by Andy SmithKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026BREAKING: After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back. And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post. They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...nytimes.comWashington Post Ordered to Rehire Fired Columnist Karen AttiahAn arbitrator ordered the newspaper to reinstate Karen Attiah, who was fired after posting about “white men who espouse hatred and violence” following Charlie Kirk’s killing. 1193326686245
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Conservatives fear rape. They fear loss of status b/c rape makes them "women." Trans women surrender their status as cis men and that disgusts conservatives. They disgust themselves when they are attracted to trans women. How dare trans men seek status as males! That's "transphobia." 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"New York Groove" popped up in Walking Dead: Dead City 010
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 13/08/2026This is the last scene in the movie. I saw it in the trailer. Five minutes into the movie, I knew the ending. "That's his dad in the photos. He returns to play catch." One of the great sweet endings of all time ruined. Close second -- E.T. No way the ships return for his body. He's alive. 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 12/08/2026my man looks like all the Kennedys melted into an Iron Throne with a panic disorder 040
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 12/08/2026my man looks like my granddad's valise calling the hogs in 000
Andy Smith @doitinprivate.bsky.social · 11/08/2026this guy is halfway into his transition to a bulldog 000
Reposted by Andy SmithLuca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Surrounded by women, lawmakers, and advocate champions, Gov. Maura Healey signed landmark legislation ensuring full abortion access in MA. Women have the fundamental right to choose for their own bodies. Healthcare is a human right, period! 367220465151
