DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 55mThis looks like a thumbnail to a social experiment [gone noble] 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Anyone else have recaptcha pictures taken from inside their house? 010
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My landlord uses yellow paint for my points of interest (sincerely) 010
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nice piece of shit! Did you buy it at the shit marketplace, or did you make it in the toilet? 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Surprised my wife with one on our anniversary couple years back. I'm still hiding the debt she married into ❤️ 090
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You walk by an old woman sweeping her stoop after gardening. What do you do: 1) Stop to ask if she needs a hand and help finish sweeping up the trimmings 2) Tip your hat as you continue to walk past, spinning your pocket watch 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I work at a kissing booth and have been wearing the same red lipstick going on 30+ years Depends on the job I suppose 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'm already poor and backwards. Don't need any new complications 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Ever since started using the tophat emoji my life has significantly improved 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Anyone have a temu link for A Scanner Darkly's scramble suits? 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Do you find Cocoon more restrictive than the default home app? Haven't settled on iisu, cocoon, or ES-DE V esthetics though! ( ꈍᴗꈍ) 110
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Apps don't even ask to join their $30 Max AI tutor monthly subscription. They just look at you like this 020
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026They've rebooted X-Men so many times that soon Magneto will be Palestinian 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Sounds like a match tbh. Their kid could help heal the world with their diverse YT subscriptions like; WokeScienceVtube_ecchi, and ChudHistoryEssays_666 Your grandchild would have such nuanced takes that would make them a born leader / streamer 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Canada you smoke too hard. Your swag too different. They'll kill you Canada 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Who's your bet to buy Dracula's castle? Y'know they're drooling over that one 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Spreadsheets are for your mom In this house, I make the bed 010
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026This is a deep statement advocating for the need for smaller trucks 010
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Renting audio equipment to make it seem like I'm throwing a house party (girls for the win!) The reality is I'll be keeping quiet with the blinds closed until I have to return everything Sunday afternoon 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Been grinding my nuts to the bone for renting a studio basement with no doors or windows 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Can info wars interview the scientist who found frogs growing extra penises? It'd be a good retrospective ~11 years later of atrazine 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026For context it was the janitor and COO, but it turns out that they were related Nepotism is literally everywhere 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Got in trouble for trying to make 2 people kiss at work It was supposed to be for synergy and now I'm unemployable? 000
DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Should be asking why we're not all wearing cloaks and capes (wearable blankets) This go-go 90s lifestyle is taking a toll 000
